Dangerously Cheesy, or, Why Sh'ten Is Still A Bad Guy

WELL, WE'VE BEEN GONE A WHILE. SCHOOL AND ALL OF THAT. BUT HERE WE ARE AGAIN, THIS TIME, GIVING YOU AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT A BISHOUNEN AVATAR'S POWER'S ARE, AND SHOWING OFF HOW MANY BISHIES STICK AROUND WITH US IN SPITE OF NEVER GETTING ANY SEX. HAVE FUN, PEOPLE!
THE MANAGEMENT

Midgar: who is more seme, mirufi or nakago? considering that mirufi can convert the straight, i'm wondering. i need to decide if the prevailing uberseme of my head is Mirufi, Muraki, or Nakago. i think its Mirufi. <_<
Tenshi: Yeah. Nakago just scares people. ... *pushes Tomo back in his room*
Midgar: and rapists don't count.
Tenshi: XD
Muraki: I don't have to rape everyone I sleep with.
Oriya: *rolls his eyes* Just everyone besides me.
Midgar: Oriya's practically your wife. >.<
Oriya: *scowls and chews on his pipe*
Muraki: It's only technically rape with Tsuzuki. He says no, but he doesn't mean it.
Midgar: he does -so- mean it! >_<
Muraki: *frown*
Tenshi: ... *lets Tomo out* I thought he was going to embarass himself but I think after getting over the initial hot-flash of the possibility of seeing Nakago again, he's not going to act a fool.
Tomo: *sneaks up to Nuriko and, with a flourish, kisses his hand*
Nuriko: *giggles* Hi. ^.^.
Sh'ten: I love how I was not included on the list even though I have just as many, if not more than, sex partners as any of the other candidates.
Naaza: You don't really have to seduce us.
Mirufi: ^^;; Besides, you're technically a switch, Sh'ten.
Tomo: *pushing up Nuriko's sleeve to kiss up his arm*
Sh'ten: I'm perfectly capable of seducing anybody I want to.
Rajura: And how.
Nuriko: *giggling more lustily*
Rajura: *pauses, then points at Tomo* Seduce him.
Sh'ten: *frown* Right now?
Rajura: *shrug* Why not?
Midgar: *giggles* Oh god. XD Wanna hear what's going on in Sh'ten's head? It's a hoot.
Tenshi: XD ok
Midgar: *ahem* "What the -fuck-, Jiro. I was all about to be very pleased with you, and then you had to go and tack on the addendum. I have no doubt that I am perfectly capable of seducing that guy, but 1) I was totally in the mood to fuck you. 2) He's busy at the moment. and 3) Why the fuck are you trying to embarass me? Now I don't even feel horny, I just want to cuff you and sulk for an hour, but nooo, you had to go and issue me a goddamned challenge. Jiro no baka!"
Midgar: XD i love sh'ten. he's so moody. now, watch how he handles this.
Sh'ten: *smooth, with a mildly incredulous, condescending glare* -Because-, Jiro, being an uber seme is about -timing-, and its obvious, from the way he's romancing that crossdresser, that he is already aroused in a seme direction and changing his mind would be unneccessarily difficult at this moment. Honestly. 9_9 I -know- that you know these things. *folds his arms over his chest*
Tenshi: i think rajura's just trying to be a pain in the ass.
Midgar: of course.
Rajura: *inclines his head toward a rather cutely rumpled and sleepy looking Aburatsubo* What about him?
Tomo: *nibbles up to Nuriko's elbow before eyeing Mirufi*
Sh'ten: *slow, hungry grin* Now, that might be a bit of a better target. Besides, he's -adorable-.
Rajura: But the red-hair-green-eyed angle won't work for you. *pats his head*
Aburatsubo: *pokes through the fridge, then pulls out a pitcher of cold tea and pours himself a glass*
Sh'ten: *frowns at him* I have other attractive features -besides- great hair and sexy eyes.
Midgar: like muscles. and a hot voice. and mad manipulation skillz.
Mirufi: *leering* Don't mind me. ^.^
Nuriko: ^^.;;; *giggling*
Midgar: *pipes the noise of takeo singing in the shower into the kitchen to draw aburatsubo away from the line of fire*
Tenshi: XD but I wanna see what happens XD XD
Midgar: i'd rather wait until sh'ten gets pissed off and locks rajura out of the bedroom. lol
Rajura: I know. *absently caresses Sh'ten's hand* But such features -are- your most captivating.
Tomo: *rather impolite staring*
Sh'ten: *sulky* You just don't think I can do it, do you? You're making fun of me.
Mirufi: *undaunted*
Nuriko: *noses at him* Tomo-chan? What're you doing?
Tomo: ... *mumble* Being distracted.
Tenshi: You know, I think Mirufi could have Tomo on his back in a hot second.
Midgar: I don't doubt it. He's like Nuriko on steroids.
Tenshi: Then again, maybe not. I think Tomo likes crossdressers. Nakago and crossdressers.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: If Nakago ever crossdressed I think he'd cream his pants.
Nuriko: Distracted, as in, you think Yu-san is pretty? Or distracted, as in, being watched so intensely is putting me offpace?
Rajura: Why would I taunt you?
Tomo: *quiet* Yu-san is very pretty.
Midgar: Nakago did crossdress in the oav for all of fifteen seconds.
Mirufi: *giggles*
Nuriko: *giggles* Yes, he is.
Tenshi: hahaha, longer than that XD and um, effeminate. I think Tomo would maul the hell out of Tasuki if we could get him to do it again, Tasuki's cute in a dress. XD
Tomo: *strokes his fingers over Nuriko's hair*
Midgar: i'm trying to decide if tomo is butch enough for mirufi. he acts really butch when he's screwing nuriko but most of the time he's super fruity.
Tenshi: Like I said. On his back.
Midgar: lol i know he would be uke but you know mirufi likes his ukes masculine.
Sh'ten: Perhaps because you always mock me when I talk about being seme.
Rajura: *smirk* Perhaps because I like when you're angry.
Sh'ten: *scowls at him and cuffs his arm* Jiro no baka.
Nuriko: *sparkling under Tomo's attention and giggling at Mirufi's shameless oogling*
Tomo: *petting and caressing Nuriko and looking at Mirufi coyly*
Rajura: He'll be going back to his room soon. *nudges Sh'ten's shoulder with his chin* If you want to grab him, you should go now. *grin*
Sh'ten: *growls and mutters under his breath* I can only be pissed off or horny, one at a time.
Rajura: *kisses the side of his neck*
Sh'ten: *rolls his eyes and huffs*
Rajura: *slow kisses and nibbles*
Sh'ten: *huffs again, glancing at him incredulously, his lips starting to curl at the corners*
Rajura: Maybe I'm just a voyeur. *lick, bite*
Sh'ten: *sighs and shoves at him gently* If I come back with my pride wounded because I couldn't work up a proper pheromoning, I'll have to content myself with having you on your stomach.
Rajura: You can try, anyway. *smirk*
Sh'ten: *brow arched, devastating cat-eyed glare* I'll have you on your stomach if I have to use Oni to do it, Jiro.
Rajura: *grins* We'll see.
Tenshi: He likes being wrestled down.
Midgar: lol sh'ten almost hopes he can't get into aya's pants just so he has an excuse
Tenshi: And he'd probably enjoy a spiky armored knee to the spine, the kinky bastard.
Midgar: lol
Sh'ten: *slinking after Aya quietly*
Tomo: *now kissing Mirufi's hand*
Mirufi: *sparkling and bemused*
Nuriko: *giggling his ass off*
Aburatsubo: *sitting on the couch, drinking his tea*
Tomo: *pulls Nuriko's hair with the hand tucked behind his back*
Sh'ten: *sits down on the couch beside him, wearing his best nonthreatening smile, a pair of break-anyone's-mind flattering jeans, and a loose green sweater*
Nuriko: *breathless blinkie*
Aburatsubo: *glances at him over the rim of his glass*
Sh'ten: *drops the smile down to new-boy-in-school shy and even manages a blush*
Midgar: oh jesus christ. >_< why does rajura do this to me? i keep forgetting sh'ten's an avatar.
Mirufi: You're a performer... I like a man who takes his job seriously. <3
Tomo: *wicked lip-purse and brow-arch* Oh, I'm -very- serious.
Aburatsubo: ... *feigns disinterest*
Mirufi: I can tell. It takes an intense dedication to craft to move so naturally in full costume.
Sh'ten: *blushes slightly more as he glances off into space, reaching up to tuck his hair back behind his ears*
Midgar: and of course he's decided to look more like doujinshi/manga sh'ten than anime sh'ten, because anime sh'ten is so big and scary and doujinshi/manga sh'ten is so willowy and pretty. he's evil, i say! Evil!
Aburatsubo: *sits back and crosses his legs, glancing at Sh'ten again* I don't know if I've seen you here before.
Tomo: Only one who has a true appreciation for such an art would notice.
Sh'ten: *quiet, almost shy* I don't stand out too much, mostly...
Mirufi: ^.~ I can also relate. I'm usually armored.
Tenshi: XD so evil.
Tomo: Really? *obviously intrigued*
Rajura: *shaking his head*
Midgar: its not fair, almost. he's an avatar, so he knows the personality of pretty much every single character in our repetoire.
Naaza: *peeking over Rajura's shoulder*
Midgar: he can decide which version of himself he wants to be. and he can pick his own clothes. he's unstoppable.
Mirufi: I'm a mage-knight.
Aburatsubo: One would think you would. *sips his tea*
Tomo: I see.
Tenshi: he's going to mess his pants XD
Mirufi: I especially like fire. Well, after dark haired bishounen, of course. ^.~
Sh'ten: *blush, incredulous blinkie of wide-eyed hero-type innocence, followed by modest smile and eye aversion* I'm not that special, really.
Rajura: *covers his face with his hand*
Naaza: *stares*
Shuu: *next to Rajura in a bathrobe and a scowl* He lies like a dead dog in a ditch.
Aburatsubo: -Everyone- is special in some way. *takes another sip of his tea, then sets the glass on the table*
Tomo: *chuckles mildly, fingers twitching with the urge to pounce*
Sh'ten: *blushes again and rubs the back of his neck* I guess so. ^_^;;
Mirufi: *glances at Nuriko*
Nuriko: *shrugs and giggles and waves him on*
Rajura: *sighs* I don't know whether to be impressed or angry or turned on.
Mirufi: *smoky-eyed lip-lick* I think that shade of lip-paint might look good on me. *leans in closer* Let's find out, hmm? *deep, spine melting kiss*
Shuu: I personally am disgusted. He stole that pose directly from me.
Tomo: *practically shivers as he returns the kiss, reaching out to hook his nails lightly in Mirufi's clothing*
Naaza: *glances at him* Do you try to entice schoolboys, too?
Mirufi: *smacks his lips softly against Tomo's* Mmm. *chuckle* You're twenty-one?
Shuu: -.-() I sleep with Rekka. I think that amounts to the same thing.
Rajura: *grins* Can I try?
Shuu: *sizes him up and gives him a stern look* You have to be on your best behavior. He scares more easily than I do.
Tomo: *gazes at him half-dreamily* Why? Would you rather I was younger?
Rajura: *licks his lips* How nice.
Naaza: *looks semi-predatory* I never would have thought he was that sort...
Mirufi: *laughs huskily* Just marking you down in my lecher's book, darling. *scoops him up and drags him off*
Tomo: *squeaks*
Nuriko: *blows him a kiss* Have fun! ^.~
Tenshi: XD i wanna see that. that's gonna be some hot shit.
Shuu: I'd probably venture to say he's more fun to sleep with than me, if only because your feet never get cold.
Rajura: *leers* I think I'll always like you the best.
Shuu: *blushes* Oh, shove off.
Tasuki: *tackles*
Nuriko: *squeak*
Tasuki: I still don't know why you talk to that weird fucker. *drags him off*
Nuriko: He's pretty under the paint and he's good in bed?
Aburatsubo: *scuffs his toe against the floor* I should get going... *semi-obvious reluctance*
Tasuki: Hmph!
Sh'ten: *looking as if he's trying to hide devastation* Oh...
Nuriko: Well, he's not you or Marron-sama, but he's in my top five.
Aburatsubo: *glances toward Takeo's room, obviously torn*
Rajura: *chuckles* And not too long ago you would have screamed and punched me for making a comment like that.
Shuu: *longsufferingly* Ew, ew, Spiderman cooties. :p Feel better?
Sh'ten: *sighs and nibbles his lower lip, looking like he wants to say something*
Rajura: *slaps his ass* Yes.
Aburatsubo: *peers at him* What is it?
Shuu: *jump, blush, smacks his arm* #>.<# Molestin' people!
Rajura: *laughs*
Tenshi: *wiggle* I wanna peek in on Mirufi and Tomo.
Sh'ten: *blinkies, coughs, and mumbles, blushing* I don't know... I just... I wanted to talk to you, but I can hardly talk alluvasudden, and um... Now you're leaving, hm? *wistful look of someone who obviously finds the person he's talking to devastatingly pretty but can't say so out of shyness, practiced by watching Naaza for years*
Midgar: hee hee. well, just a peek.
Naaza: ... *blink, scowl* That one's mine.
Aburatsubo: ... *pounces on him and pins him to the couch*
Mirufi: *completely naked with his hair all over his shoulders, has Tomo pinned to a bed, in full make up, with only his headgear missing, his robes yanked up around his waist, buggering him senseless*
Tenshi: *dies*
Sh'ten: *gapes at him for half a minute as if unsure of reality, ala Anubisu, and then kisses him softly on the lips*
Shuu: Rajura, your boyfriend is one slick bastard.
Rajura: Don't I know it.
Naaza: ... *slaps Shuu's ass* ^_^
Shuu: *squeak, blush* What the-- Naaza! *slaps his ass*
Naaza: *jumps and cackles*
Rajura: ... *gives him an odd look*
Shuu: *blinkies at Rajura* What?
Rajura: *shakes his head and ruffles Naaza's hair* This one is very odd.
Aburatsubo: *kisses him back for half a minute before jerking away, wide-eyed and flushed and breathless* No more of this. I -have- a boyfriend, I cannot do this with you.
Shuu: *winks at Naaza flirtatiously* I dunno. If he acted normal we'd probably think he was ill.
Sh'ten: *smiles, biting his lower lip, and then averts his eyes, nodding silently*
Aburatsubo: *releases him, sliding off of the couch*
Tenshi: He could counterpounce buthe might get slapped (or kneed in the groin or put in women's underwear)
Sh'ten: *very quietly, eyes still averted* You're beautiful, you know.
Midgar: he knows. he's -very- smart.
Aburatsubo: I know.
Rajura: I wonder if he'd pull that routine with me...
Sh'ten: *sighs and leans his head against the arm of the couch* I just wanted to tell you.
Naaza: It would be like molesting... *pause* ... Rekka. *snicker*
Shuu: *laughs* Ryo can't even talk if he thinks you're trying to screw him.
Aburatsubo: *looks at the floor* So are you.
Naaza: Is that so? *lifts nonexistant eyebrows*
Shuu: *nodnod, chuckle*
Sh'ten: *exaggerated thick swallow* Thanks...
Naaza: *glances over his shoulder* Is anyone with him now?
Aburatsubo: *looks like he might say something else, then shifts his weight to one foot, and then, after another lengthy pause, he turns and starts off in search of Takeo*
Shuu: Probably Shin. Those two are joined at the hip, sorta. <_<() Literally rather than figuratively.
Naaza: ... that's not so bad. *sheepish smile*
Sh'ten: *makes sure he's out of eye range before slinking back over to Rajura, looking incredibly pleased with himself*
Rajura: *folds his arms over his chest and rolls his eyes*
Aburatsubo: *sneaks into the bathroom and climbs into the shower without even taking off his clothes* Takeo-kun... *breathless glomp*
Takeo: *yelp* Aya! #O.O#
Aburatsubo: *clings and nuzzles*
Takeo: *after having a minute to recover* ...-_- Aya, you're still dressed.
Aburatsubo: I couldn't waste time on such petty trifles.
Sh'ten: *clears his throat, shakes his hair out, and then gives Rajura his best innocent schoolboy hero face*
Rajura: I could just -eat- you when you do that. *grin*
Sh'ten: *fake blush, real cuff to the back of the head* Jiro no baka!
Takeo: -_-;; You should really not be dressed in the shower.
Shuu: *to Naaza* You know, Shin really would sleep with you if he thought you wanted him to.
Aburatsubo: *pets and snuggles*
Naaza: *mildly* I know.
Takeo: *sighs*
Rajura: *grabs him and kisses him*
Shuu: So would I. ^.~
Sh'ten: *wraps his arms around him and grabs his backside with both hands*
Naaza: *pokes Rajura* Get a room.
Sh'ten: *squeezes*
Rajura: *growls*
Sh'ten: *chuckles*
Naaza: *cuddles up to Shuu*
Tenshi: rawr. sleepy.
Midgar: well, it is six am.
Tenshi: i meant to go at lyk 2
Midgar: lol ya
Tenshi: so um
Tenshi: nite o.o before i die
Midgar: ya ^^