Sex! Now!

WARNINGS: Not many. Standard shounen-ai, foul language, sillyness. At the beginning, we're talking about a new project of Tenshi's.

Midgar: right. ^.^ and as tomo takes nuriko with him, he tells him the story they're enacting. <_< or most of it, up to the point where he says the sexy line. and nuriko's all *.*.'ed
Midgar: cause he thinks its romantic as hell. <_< which it kinda is.
Tenshi: you think so? i think he'd just do the line and tell him the story later o.o
Midgar: well. <_< yeah, either way works.
Tenshi: hehehe
Tenshi: like
Tenshi: "sex. now."
Midgar: "um... 'kay."
Tenshi: lmao!
Midgar: if only all semes had it so easy...
Midgar: *picturing various scenes*

Legato: Sex. Now.
Knives: *glare*
Legato: Please?
Knives: *tackle*

Aburatsubo: Sex. Now.
Takeo: HENTAI! *runs screaming*
Aburatsubo: *sigh, wilt*

Hisoka: Sex. Now.
Tsuzuki: *melt*
Hisoka: *sweatdrop*

Hisoka: Sex. Now.
Hijiiri: *explosive nosebleed*
Hisoka: *sigh*

Tenshi: LMAO

Tatsumi: Sex. Now.
Tsuzuki: #o.o# Really?
Tatsumi: ...yes.
Tsuzuki: Yay! ^.^

Marron: Sex. Now.
Nuriko: *tackle*
Marron: *squeak*

Muraki: Sex. Now.
Tsuzuki: *scream*
Tatsumi: *shadow kill*
Muraki: X.x

Rajura: Sex. Now.
Sh'ten: *pounce*
Rajura: *struggling* DAMN IT! I WANTED TO BE SEME!
Sh'ten: Beggers can't be choosers.

Tasuki: Sex. Now.
Chiriko: #O_O#
Tasuki: ...Wrong room.
Mitsukake: *KILL*
Tasuki: x.x

Muraki: *tries again* Sex. Now.
Tsuzuki: *screams*
Suzaku: *rips Muraki's eyes out*

Tenshi: o.o
Tenshi: ouchie.

Muraki: *won't give up* Sex. Now.
Tsuzuki: *screams*
Oriya: MUUUURAAAAAKIIIII! >_<
Muraki: #o.o# Shit.
Oriya: *bitchslap*
Muraki: #@_o Ow...

Tenshi: *CACKLE*

Muraki: *sneaks back in* Sex. Now.
Tsuzuki: *screams*
Hisoka: *summons Kurikara*
Muraki: *dies*

Sanosuke: ........
Kenshin: .......
Sanosuke: .....
Kenshin: .....

Tenshi: cuz neither of 'em is gonna say it! c'mon!
Tenshi: this should go on the phrenia.
Midgar: It should.

Yahiko: Sex. Now.
Sanosuke: ~_~+ Go away, kid.

Hiko: Sex. Now.
Battousai: #O.O#
Hiko: *ravish*

Tenshi: whoo!
Midgar: *pokes Sagara with a stick*

Seiji: Sex. Now.
Troopers: *drop their pants*

Midgar: lmao
Midgar: except shin. ~_~;;
Tenshi: oh yeah ^.^ well he'd do it too. automatic response. and then he'd say, "wait a minute..."
Tenshi: because Seiji is more seme than Shin is. definately.
Shin: *massive sweatdrop, pause, frown* You can't have all of them at once. *grabs Ryo possesively*
Ryo: #^_^#
Shuu and Touma: ^^;; ^^;;

Count D: Sex?
Petshop Animals: *riot*
Count D: Oh my. ^_^

Midgar: LMAO hmm... who else. <_<

Mirufi: Sex. Now.
Carrot, Tira & Marron: Hentai!
Chocolate: *giggle*
Gateau: *leers at Marron hopefully* Se-
Marron: *walks away*
Carrot: *pukes*
Gateau: *sigh, wilt*
Chocolate: Sex! Now! *strips naked and flings herself at Carrot*
Carrot: *screams and tries to run*
Tenshi: aaaaaw! *strips Marron nekkid and sticks him in Gateau's lap*
Gateau: ^_^ *tenative grope* Sex now?
Marron: *covering himself with his hair and his hands* No.
Gateau: *sighs and gives him his shirt* I'll go find you some clothes. *sulk*
Marron: .... *small smile* Thank you, Gateau.
Midgar: I want Marron to stick an ofuda to his head and run away chibi'd and screeching "HENTAI!"
Tenshi: LMAO
Tenshi: he'd have to really be grabbin on him to get him to do that.
Midgar: lol

Rokou: *sits down between Sano and Kenshin, butt naked and blushing* Sex now?
Kenshin: .....
Sanosuke: #o.o# Yeah, I guess so. Kenshin?
Kenshin: #^_^# Yes.

Chibi-Sano: ...
Tenshi: @_@ sleepy
Midgar: *pokes Sagara with the stick again*
Sagara: *frown* I wasn't part of this conversation, but since you insist. *pats his thigh* Sex now.
Chibi-Sano: *flying tackle* YES!

Rem: *blushing* No, Vashu-chan, not now... *giggle*
Vash: *nuzzle, nuzzle* Aww, Rem! *nuzzle, nuzzle*

Haruto: *blushes at Yuusuke*
Yuusuke: *blushes at Haruto*
Haruto: *blushes at Yuusuke*
Yuusuke: *blushes at Haruto*
Haruto: *blushes at Yuusuke*
Gilbert: *tackles Serge with a shriek* SEX NOW!
Serge: *squeaks*
Zadei: *drags Miki off into the shadows*
Karon: *lonely sigh* Being evil is overrated. There's an uke shortage.
Xelloss: A desperate uke shortage.
Jinno: ^_^ Hello.
Muraki: I'm trying to clone myself a new eye. <_x Someone else rape the tree boy.
Tenshi: SLEEP GODFUCKINGDAMMIT >.<
Midgar: Yes. @_@
Tenshi: goodnight! *bite*
Midgar: nite
Midgar: ^_^