Mommy? Where do bishounen come from?

Midgar's poem was lovely, and if you didn't see it, I highly suggest you check out the post before this one and read that pretty piece of art, but dammit, it was just too serious, and you all know that we can't be serious for too long here... the world would end or something! So now we get back to our regularly scheduled stupidity... this edition of Bishophrenia gives you some insight into how some of the bishounen end up in our heads in the first place.

Tenshi: *poke*
Midgar: *doorbell*
Tenshi: O.O
Midgar: ^^
Tenshi: did you get the thingie i sent you?
Midgar: yeah but i dont have time to read it right this minute, i gotta fold some laundry.
Kenshin & Battousai: *popping up from nowhere* SEX!
Tenshi: ~_~;; that's what i get for reading kenshin fics in the morning. Laundry?
Sanosuke and Chibi-Sano: *snoring softly*
Kenshin: Sex! Angst! *gets hit with a frying pan* Oroooo... @.@
Tenshi: *cackle* .. (_?_) <----kuja's ass?
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: it's supposed to be dumb ass but saying it was kuja's ass was kathy's idea...
Tenshi: (_*_) <--- a sore ass.
Carrot: *groan* Yeah, but it's worth it.
Milphey: ^___^
Tenshi: *has a thought*
Kenshin: No! You can't bring him here.
Tenshi: But he's cute ^^ and buff *_*
Kenshin: No, dammit.
Tenshi: i already have a Hiko-in-my-head... why can't I have an
Enishi-in-my-head???
Kenshin: No!!
Tenshi: Enishi... *drools*
Kenshin: No!!
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: You could have sex with him?
Kenshin: o.Ox
Enishi: *appears*
Kenshin: >.< Dammit.
Midgar: lol!
Enishi: .... *blinkie*
Battousai: *peers* Who's that?
Kenshin: Don't ask. ~_~x;;
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: You can still have sex with him.
Kenshin: *slow blink* Do you have any idea how weird that would be???
Enishi: *absently sits down to play chess with Knives*
Tenshi: i think they'll get along ^_^
Midgar: lmao!!!
Tenshi: We'll keep all the crazy people on one side of my head. Maybe I should tie them up with your Nakago.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: *makes Knives and Enishi play chess naked*
Midgar: lol!!
Battousai: .....*peer*
Kenshin: *swat* NO!
Midgar: lmao
Chibi-Sano: *growls and plops himself down in Battousai's lap, snarling softly, and bites his nipple feircely* Dammit, you have an uke.
Battousai: *wince* But...but... stomach... shoulders..legs--eep!!! *grins and pets Chibi-Sano before glancing back at Enishi with a little purr* Who said I'd want him to be uke...
Kenshin: *swatswatswat* NO!!!
Chibi-Sano: *bites him again and tugs his ponytail*
Battousai: *tosses Kenshin a dark glare before scooping up Chibi-Sano and kissing him deeply*
Knives: Checkmate. ^_^
Enishi: ... *snarls and whips out a gun*
Knives: *jumps up and pulls out his own gun*
Tenshi: Now you two, stoppit!
Vash: 9_9.
Midgar: *feds him a donut*
Tenshi: *wonders if Vash would like poptarts*