Braska-sama, Braska-sama, Braska-sama, like a broken record!

FINAL FANTASY X JOINS THE STAGE! CID-SEMPAI AND MIDGAR DECIDED BISHOPHRENIA NEEDED A LITTLE BIT OF THE OTHER KIND OF YAOI ACTION- BISEINEN ACTION! XD SO HERE YA GO, FANBOYS AND GIRLS, BRASKA-TACHI! THIS ENTRY CONTAINS JECHT BEING HIMSELF AND RANDOM REFERENCES TO FINAL FANTASY VII, PLUS THE COINING OF POSSSIBLY THE WORST EUPHEMISM FOR SEX -EVER-.

Midgar: whee! sephy! *excel voice* Se-fi-roooo-suuu....
Cid Sempai: ~~~~~reunion~~~~
Midgar: ~~~~~reunion~~~~!
Cid Sempai: ~~~~~reuuuuuuniooooon~~~~~~~
Midgar: I know -I- wanna become one with the great Sephiroth *hearts*
Cid Sempai: not me
Midgar: yeah but uh... I mean... um... you know...
Cid Sempai: nope
Midgar: wink wink nudge nudge grin grin say no more. *hearts*
Cid Sempai: I'd wanna ~reunion~ with Auron
Midgar: LMAO omigod
Jecht: hey Auron?
Midgar: I think we just found a new euphemism! ~reunion~ *hearts*
Auron No.
Jecht: wanna have a ~reunion~?
Auron ...No.
Jecht:~~~~Reunion~~~~
Auron *blushing furiously* -No-! Braska-sama, tell him to leave me alone.
Braska: A reunion would be nice...... ^-^
Auron *appalled* Braska-sama!
Braska: Haven't had one of those in a while..... ^.^
Jecht: *cackle*
Auron *huffy noises*
Jecht: come to my reunion, Auron. Braske wants to have one.....don't be shy
Auron I'm busy!
Braska: how about you spell my name right?
Auron *tiny smirk*
Jecht: y'know, don't make me find Seymour/Auron doujinshi
Auron *shudder* Why would anybody -do- that?!
Jecht: at least MY reunion won't be in a tree.....
Braska: *sipping tea* 'cause fangirls are scary.....^-^
Auron Where will it be, then, Jecht?
Jecht: Rin's travel agency...... in the shoopaf car...
Auron 9_9
Jecht: on the forest floor.... Al Bhed's Home.... Besaid.... Luca Stadium
Auron *deadpan* How am I supposed to come to the reunion if you don't know where you're going to have it?
Braska: ^-^::::::
Jecht: Auron.....*sincerly* my reunion will be EVERYWHERE, especially if you are there *grinning*
Auron *rolls his eyes*
Jecht: I want to reunion with you always...
Auron *blushes fiercely and chucks a rock at his head* Ahou!
Braska: *bursts out laughing*
Jecht: *ducks rock* but Auron you won't come to my party anymore.....
Auron *coolly* Your parties are all the same.
Jecht: we can do something new
Auron Hmph.
Jecht: *pulls a whip out of his pants*
Braska: O.O
Auron ... ... ... ! #O.o#;;
Braska: You've had that there the whole time?
Jecht: *yanks out various food objects from nowhere*
Auron *sits next to Braska* He keeps all kinds of stuff in there. Kono hen ka na...
Braska: why don't you be nice to him for a change...he just wants attention. he likes you.
Jecht: *doing a funny dance in the background*
Auron #~.~# *quiet* Because I like it when he makes those puppy faces at me.
Braska: ^_~
Jecht: what are you two talkin' 'bout over there?
Auron Having a reunion without you and your weirdness. >:P
Jecht: weird is sexy. y'know why?
Auron Why? 9_9
Jecht: because I'm sexy, and you called me weird, so weird is sexy.
Auron You can't even dress yourself.
Jecht: *leer* I'll let you dress me Auron....
Auron *pours himself some tea* Hmph. You won't even let me dress -myself- half the time.
Braska: well how about this, Auron can dress Jecht, and Jecht can dress Auron? *sips more tea*
Auron Except that if Jecht tries to dress me, I won't get dressed. At all. Ever.
Jecht: You'd get dressed!! I'm not crazy y'know. No one else gets to see you nekkid except for me.
Auron ...
Braska:*pouts*
Jecht: and Braska
Auron Jecht, sit your silly ass down and drink your damn tea.
Jecht: *serious* my ass ain't silly.... *sits down* its sexy
Auron Of course it is, Jecht. *hands him a cup of tea*
Braska: So, what are we doing here anyway?
Cid Sempai: hey?
Midgar: hey?
Cid Sempai: is this pre shoopuf incident Jecht or post?
Midgar: post, I think. he's not drunk
Cid Sempai: okay
Midgar: just silly
Cid Sempai: just checking...
Jecht: no alcohol for me....
Auron Nobody's drinking alcohol. We're drinking tea.
Jecht: is there any sugar?
Auron Have you ever seen Braska-sama drink tea without sugar?
Braska: *shaking* I like trains I like trains I like trains I like trains I like trains......
Auron -.-()()
Jecht: *grabs some sugar and tastes it* what's in this stuff?
Auron *shrug*
Braska: just kidding.... ^_^
Auron *sips his tea*
Midgar: Sephiroth!
Cid Sempai: wha?
Midgar: "look well... I am becoming one with the planet..."
Cid Sempai: reunion
Midgar: "mother... it's almost time..."
Midgar: "soon, we will become one..."
Cid Sempai: he's gonna ~reunion~ with his mom?!
Auron *nosewrinkle* Ugh.
Midgar: "I will be reborn as a 'God' and hold dominion over every soul..."
Braska: *makes sign* blasphemy!!!
Auron *nodnod*
Midgar: uh oh
Midgar: cloud's flippin' out
Jecht: creepy fuck
Midgar: XD
Auron *emphatic nodding*
Cid Sempai: behold!!! the shower bitch cometh!!!
Midgar: oh wow! o.o
Midgar: Yuffie hugged me.
Cid Sempai: what?
Cid Sempai: huh?
Midgar: she glomped me and hugged the stuffing out of me and petted me and sobbed on me for a sec and then wandered off
Cid Sempai: does.....
Midgar: I don't usually have her in my party when Aerith dies.
Cid Sempai: she normally do that?
Cid Sempai: hey
Cid Sempai: that's right!!
Midgar: I dont know! o.o I've never seen it before!
Midgar: I didn't even get the date with her like I wanted to, I got it with Aerith
Cid Sempai: you suck ^-^
Midgar: man, bite me. no reunion with Auron for you.
Cid Sempai: no thanks might catch cooties- hey!!! you owe me! who's been patiently waiting for her anubisu pr0n?
Midgar: well. that is true...
Cid Sempai: so I DESERVE to get to reunion with Auron
Midgar: yeah, you do
Cid Sempai: or at least Jecht does
Midgar: here. *hands over nekkie Auron*
Auron #O.O# I WAS BUSY!
Jecht: doin' what? *pause, gape, point* you're NEKKID!!!!!
Auron Having a reunion with Braska-sama. *hearts* ^^;;
Jecht: *nabs naked Auron and flees*
Auron Ahhh!
Midgar: whee! please insert disc 2! its snowboarding time! XD
Cid Sempai: woot