Cheal Returns to the Stage, pt 1: Fanservice?

IMPLIED SEX, IMPLIED MOLESTATION, MURAKI IN A STRAIGHT JACKET, BWAH HAHAHAH, A RANDOM OWL, THE GROPING OF VASH THE STAMPEDE, AND DAMN, SILLINESS ABOUNDS, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

Midgar: i brushed out my hair yesterday and i discovered something very sad.
Cheal: what it that?
Midgar: my hair has grown out so much that it looks like Shin's.
Midgar: i have a quasi mullet. ;_;
Cheal: LMAO!!!
Cheal: oh GOD
Cheal: *snicker*
Cheal: more Cheal on 'Phrenia. that's my new soapbox lol
Cheal: i'll have to break out the boys! and i plan to adopt new ones soon. too
Shuu: *gooses Shin* S'for breakfast?
Shin: O_o How did I end up back here?? *looks around* Eep! *jumpsqueak* I don't know!
Shuu: *nibbles on his neck and leans on his back* Mm. M'sleepy.
Shin: If you don't stop that you won't be sleeping... or eating breakfast for that matter.
Shuu: *grunts and closes his eyes*
Shin: >_> It is rather hard to cook with an appendage attached to your backside, Rocky.
Cheal: *growls at AIM Express* i hate this thing.
Shuu: *growls quietly* You'll survive it, m'sure. Shh.
Shin: Why am I suddenly under the distinct impression you need petted. *worry face*
Shuu: Cause I do. I've been run out of my room by the burly man camp that's taken over the back of Mid's head.
Shin: O_o burly men? Why, dare I even ask, has Midgar's head been taken over by burly men?
Shuu: Because Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and three guys from Final Fantasy X all showed up at the same time, utterly convinced that she's their quickest path to sex.
Midgar: The sad thing is that they're probably right.
Shin: I think I like Cheal's head better. It's quieter and there are more OCs than burly men. *reaches around to pet Shuu* I'd tell you to stay over but I'm not Mid would ever part with you.
Cheal: *_* OMG if I ever actually -write- the story of Colby and Dominick it will be my Masterpeice.
Midgar: oh?
Cheal: mmhmm. it's absolutely my favourite story ever. but once i write a story in my head... my mind considers it finished and won't let me write it down.
Midgar: sirius and remus want a novella length fic like i wrote for zoi, and they might get it.
Cheal: OMG.
Shin: Why don't we ever get Novellas?
Cheal: >_> ummm...
Shuu: *yawn* We get sex. People who get sex don't get novellas. People who get novellas rarely get sex.
Shin: Complaint Withdrawn.
Cheal: we need to finish that one scene with these two!
Cheal: not right now, no da, because i am at work and such... but we do! muchly!
Midgar: lol
Cheal: i'm all geared up because break is here.. finally ^_^
Midgar: i think we need to restart it. i've been thinkin' about it.
Cheal: *nods* I'm not opposed to that
Cheal: there are several scenes i'm not opposed to restart actually, with different characters.
Midgar: when do you get off work?
Cheal: 2, but i don't know that i'm going home today. mom and i are going shopping then i might either a) go to church (gasp) or b) go to the Lion's Den Adult Bookstore with Christy and Amber.
Midgar: meh. i dont see how you expect to rp when you never have time >:P
Cheal: my weeks from now on..... dead. i only work work like.. two weeks.. and even then, all day.... every day.... gods. i'll be so bored. i am facing a stint of atleast a month... with NOTHING to do. I ache to rp my days away. ache i tell you.
Midgar: ten was complaining yesterday or the day before, i never close her window unless i restart so i dont recall, that you two have never actually done a shin/ryo sex scene.
Midgar: so you should keep an eye open for her.
Cheal: yeah. the ice cream scene just remains not even half done
Cheal: yes. i definitely want to get that done in the near future.
Shin: *twitch* I've never actually had Ryo sex... *twitch twitch*
Shuu: I have. ^_^ In front of the fireplace. Man, that was fun.
Shin: *scowls and tries to shrug him off his back*
Shuu: *snuggle, squeeze* He was tryin' to make me feel better. Worked, too. ^.^
Shin: *scowls at Cheal* Well.. it's not your fault.. *mumble mumble mumble*
Cheal: >_< stop it.
Midgar: he's mostly had Seiji sex. he hasn't even had touma sex yet, not really.
Cheal: man. there is so much Touma sex left undone
Cheal: OMG! While my computer was booting up... I figured out what I was going to do on 'Phrenia!
Midgar: lol what?
Cheal: a solo session... i'm going to channel all my bishies, like literally. it's kind of going to be a parody piece... but the idea i have right now are really fun. ^___^
Midgar: lol okay
Midgar: oh! you! *glomps Watari* You need to do a scene, you've been requested.
Cheal: like it'll start with Guru Cheal sitting in a the middle of a circle... and well you'll see. ^_^
Cheal: Woohoo!! what scene?
Muraki: *sigh*
Midgar: with -him-.
Cheal: wait... why am i excited.. he should be talking
Watari: WHAT???!!!
Midgar: Watari/Muraki or Muraki/Watari, they don't care.
Watari: As a Bishounen do I have the right to deny service?? ^^()
Midgar: I even wrapped him up in his best straight jacket and put a bow on him.
Cheal: No. ^^ all your sex are belong to us.
Midgar: lmao
Watari: >_< Do i have the right to run away screaming into the night like a little child, owl in hand and blankie over shoulder?
Cheal: Nope.
Watari: Can I cry?
Cheal: might make it interesting. ^_^
Muraki: *blows the bow off his face* I can't even move.
Watari: @_@ well... he does look kind of cute like that....
Cheal: you've got to be kidding me. ><
Midgar: lmao
Midgar: he's all tied up. he's nekkid under the straight jacket.
Watari: ^^;; I have an affinity for bows?
Watari: oh he's like a present! *clap*
Midgar: it's a huuuuge silverwhite bow. ^_^ matches his hair.
Muraki: *sulking*
Watari: oh, and you're pretty when you sulk too *purrs and pets and fawns*
Cheal: <_< who is the crazy one here?
Muraki: *stares at him incredulously*
Watari: My what an incredulous stare you have!
Muraki: ...
Watari: ok. I'm not going to make the eye comment because... ew. *brushes his hair down a little better over the eye* There! All better!
Cheal: Evil meets Genki in a dark alley. you know... i think this was how Xelloss was born.
Muraki: *snaps at his fingers*
Watari: Oh... well that was almost hot. *wink* *rather gigglish snicker*
Muraki: *sulky scowl*
Watari: You know if you snap at me like that I'm not going to let Mid let you out of *flicks the jacket* this.
003: woot.
Muraki: I would have let myself out by now, but whenever she puts me in here, she takes away all my powers.
Watari: *glomps his evilness* She's so good to me!
Muraki: *snarl*
Watari: *fake watery eyes to Midgar* He's snarling at me.
Midgar: he does that. just put your hand under the jacket and grope around a little, he'll get over it.
Watari: Really?! *sparkle* *peers at Muraki* Hmmm but then if i grope you... you won't look quite so sulky... *ponders*
Muraki: *dryly* Trust me, I will.
Watari: *peers closer* Promise. Cause you're so much sexier when you sulk.
003: woot.
Cheal: will someone net that thing.. >_>
Midgar: i think it's funny.
Cheal: it's not flying around your head 24/7.
Muraki: *tries to bite his nose*
Watari: *sticks out his tongue for all of .2 seconds and beams*
Muraki: *glares at him*
Watari: What's the matter Evil? Fangirl got your tongue? *leer*
Muraki: *half-sds and attempts to hop his cart away*
Watari: O_O Midgar he's escaping!! Sound the alarm! *tackle attempt*
Muraki: *blinkies up at him from the floor* ...I think you've given me a concussion.
Watari: @_@;; oops. um.. lemme kiss it ^_^;
Muraki: You realize, of course, that you are still on top of me. -_-+
Watari: Mmmhmm ^_^ Any Complaints?
Muraki: ...
Cheal: >_< I was supposed to go eat in the library!
Cheal: i forgot!!!
Cheal: i'll be back in half an hour or so!
Midgar: he's strapped to a cart, in a straight jacket, and pinned to the floor under a pretty blonde. he can't decide if he wants to complain or not.
Midgar: *sulk* ok.
Cheal: LOL i wouldn't
Cheal: man.. i don't even really want to go
Cheal: i could say i forgot ^^;;;
Midgar: lol
Watari: *squirm* this cart is a little uncomfortable though...
Muraki: You could untie me. *innocent demi-smirk*
Watari: Oh hoho I think not there Mr.Psychopants.
Cheal: Did he just say.......... Psychopants?!!
003: woot.
Muraki: Are you sure? I do not seem to have pants on...
Watari: *blink* *examines the cart* Is there anyway to lose the cart and keep the straight jacket??
Muraki: I could not tell you. Being tied restricts my movement.
Watari: *peers and calculates* If I undo.. this.. *undoes it* but keep this in place *leaves it alone* but under this.... *undoes it* Um... Voila?! ^^;;
003: woot. woot.
Muraki: *sulk* Well.
Watari: Well.. umm.. *pulls at the cart* It moves! ^^;;
Muraki: *slides off the cart and starts to scurry away* This floor is damnably cold...
Watari: *glomp pin* Oh no you don't!
Muraki: *stunned blinkie*
Watari: *sparkliness* You're not going anywhere! You're -my- present.
Muraki: *wince* The floor is -still- cold.
Midgar: i think his butt's hanging out. *giggle*
Watari: *cocks his head* oh... well um... *stands suddenly then hauls Muraki up by the front of his jacket* Mwaha. Didn't know I had it in me did you? *wink*
Muraki: *staring at him*
Watari: *beams, pecking him on the nose quickly then turning around to lead him behind him by the front of the jacket* I like this present.
003: woot.
Midgar: *giggle* i think it's finally occured to Muraki that he might be stuck uke this time.
Cheal: mwahahaha
Shin: *suddenly stops making out with Shuu* cooking! i was supposed to be cooking!
Muraki: *stumbling along behind Watari as he wooshes around* Just what do you intend to do with me?
Watari: *stops and blinks* Oh. I don't know. I hadn't really thought about that yet. *plops him down into a chair, not exactly gently but only because he's become distracted.* What do you think i should do with you? *looks to be genuinely curious about the entire situation*
Shuu: I'll just have you for breakfast. *pulls shin back against him*
Shin: Ok! *sparkle molest*
Muraki: If I were handed a naked, helpless man, what would -I- do?
Watari: @_@ I do not even want to know what you would do, Evilness.
Muraki: *leer*
Watari: *tugs at the strap from the jacket he still has in his hand* Stop that. you're much sexier when you sulk.
Muraki: I'm not trying to be sexy.
Watari: Well. You're good at it. you should try more often. *twirls the strap in his hand thoughtfully around his finger*
Muraki: *frown, blinkie*
Watari: No no... it's more like.. well when I do this... *fawns all up on him* *looks at his face* Something closer to what you're doing now. ^_^
Muraki: *faint blush, dark, glaring blinkie*
Watari: Oh God. now -that- is sexy. *squirming all on his lap and looking up at him all over his shoulderish*
Muraki: ...
Watari: *straddles his lap* Do that again.
Muraki: You are a very disturbed person.
Midgar: And coming from him... o.O;;
Watari: *purrs and runs his finger down Muraki's cheek* I just like to get presents.
Muraki: *squirm, glare, snap* Stop that!
Watari: ^_^ I don't have to. Really.
Muraki: *growls softly under his breath*
Watari: *frowns* no. no that's not so sexy. *shifts back and forth slowly on his lap* I know there's a lot more sexy in there somewhere.
003: woo-t.
Muraki: Haven't we done enough fanservice yet? ;_;
Midgar: Nope. ^.^ I think he needs to molest you.
Watari: *blink* Who said anything about Fanservicing? You're my present. And i plan to keep you.
Muraki: *seriously* But I don't want to be a present.
Watari: *shrugs* One doesn't always get to choose what one is when one is it.
Muraki: ...Did that make any sense at all.
Watari: To someone with any intellect at all... *smirk* probably.
Muraki: *glare* I don't think it did. *starts to try and squirm out from under him*
Watari: *pushes him back against the chair, looking suddenly and surprisingly vicious* It doesn't matter what you think -Muraki-. You are -my- present. So it only matters what -I- think.
Cheal: O_O
Cheal: m'scared.
003: woot.
Muraki: *slow blink, brow arch*
Midgar: me too. o.o
Watari: And don't give me that patronizing look. You'll look how I look when I say I want you to look that way. *suddenly all cheery again* Or you're never getting free. ^_^
Muraki: ....
Midgar: I think the only way this could have gone worse for him is if we gave him to Tatsumi.
Watari: And it has occured me now... that I can keep you as long as I want. Actually. Because until I give the fangirls what they want, Midgar-chan will let me keep you like this. ^_^
Cheal: lol but how much worse... really? lol
Midgar: meh. he'd be dead or violated in every orifice by shadow tentacles, i guess.
Cheal: O_O ok. worse. yes.
Muraki: *starts squirming again* This is ridiculous.
Tsuzuki: ... Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't even want to know what's going on here. *wanders back out*
Watari: Wait! Tsuzuki!! Come look at my present!!
Muraki: !
Tsuzuki: *waves* No, no, that's okay. You two have fun.
Watari: But he's tied up and helpless 'Zuki! Isn't it wonderful??
Tsuzuki: It would be wonderful if we strung him up from the ceiling and let Hisoka use him as a pinata. ^.^
Muraki: You don't mean that.
Tsuzuki: *evil smile* I do.
Watari: >_> Um. Well actually I was hoping to keep him pretty so the fan service i have to do won't be -too- revolting.
Tsuzuki: Aww. :-
Muraki: *pout*
Watari: It's not like I want to boff him senseless... but the fangirls will have their way, you know.
Tsuzuki: So do it and give him to me. ^_^
Muraki: You could skip the fanservice and just give me to him. ^.^
Watari: Tsuzuki. I am rarely given opportunity to say this. but you're a genius.
Tsuzuki: I am? o.o
Muraki: I like my idea better. *leer*
Tsuzuki: *smacks him with a newspaper*
Muraki: o.o
Watari: ^_^ He can do that you know. He has my full permission, Evil Present.
Muraki: I loathe fanservice. *sulk*
Watari: oh come now *curls all up on his lap and begins rummaging with the jacket* it's not all that bad, is it? ^_^
Tsuzuki: I like it sometimes. #^.^#
Muraki: I like it when it's with you, Tsuzuki-san. <3
Tsuzuki: *whacks him with the newspaper again*
Watari: *scowls* I don't like it when you sparkle over him, Evil Present. You are my present, not his, and if you don't behave I shant give you to him.
Cheal: shant. right ^^;
Muraki: *lipquiver*
Watari: oh... now don't look like that *pets his hair and fawns over him some more*
Tsuzuki: ^^;; Yeah. Uh... You have fun with him.
Muraki: -.-;;
Watari: *nuzzles his hair, leering where Muraki can't see it* oh i will. ^_^
Tsuzuki: Baiii! *wanders off*
Watari: Oh, your little lover boy has gone and left you all alone with the nice sparkly scientist. you poor thing... *pet nuzzle*
Muraki: You know, Bishophrenia has a seventeen-page limit. You should probably get on with the fanservice before you run out of space.
Midgar: *snicker*
Watari: Oh. No... you see.. I don't plan give them what they want... today atleast... *curls the strap around his hand which causes what little space there was between them to close* This is just the teaser. I like you like this. And I plan to keep you here for as long as I can milk it, Sweetheart. *wink*
003: woot. >_<;
Midgar: *snicker* Man, the fangirls are going to riot over this one. *giggle*
Cheal: hehehehe and thus... Cheal's return to the stage!! *mock roaring and cheering* and Cheal's return to stroking her own damn ego... ^^()
Midgar: *gigglefit*
Shin: *naked and sparkly and in the post luvvin's happiness* it's good to be king.
Shuu: Mmm. *snuggle* So, you gonna make me some waffles?
Shin: King... and cook. ^^;; You want them with blueberries or plain? I think there are some chocolate chips in the cupboard somewhere...
Shuu: Mmm. I missed you! *smooch*
Shin: ^_^ no. you just missed my waffles. but i can live with that. *cheek peck as he gets up to find a robe*
Shuu: *grins and squirms deeper into the couch*
Cheal: cuteness.
Cheal: *yawns* man. i only have another half an hour here
Midgar: such cuteness
Cheal: then it's KFC baby, yeah!
Cheal: *says the ex-vegetarian*
Vash: *wanders out in his boxers* Mmm.
Cheal: what is this... wake up all Cheal's boys in ONE sweep.
Wolfwood: *pokes his head around the door*
Midgar: eh, just the most demanded ones XD
Cheal: LOL
Vash: *stretch* I heard somebody say waffles.
Shuu: Shin's in the kitchen. ^.^
Vash: Oooh. ^.^.
Vash: *squirm* What's he makin'?
Shuu: Waffles. ^.^
Vash: What -kind- of waffles?
Shuu: All kinds. ^_^
Wolfwood: *frowns* Oh I see... just ignore me over here.. *now leaning against the doorframe, cigarette hanging loosely from his lips*
Vash: *smoldering eyes* Mornin'.
Wolfwood: *raises an eyebrow* Well.. that's not very assuring.
Vash: *half grin* You've been wanderin' around lost for a while. How ya doin?
Wolfwood: *shrugs* Doin'. As always. *his eyes open a little more than they were before.. it wasn't even obvious if they were open or not until now*
Vash: You wanna have breakfast with me? *wink*
Wolfwood: *shrugs* Nothin' better to do *subtle smirk*
Vash: *sits on the arm of a chair* Well, have a seat then. Shin's in the kitchen. ^.^
Wolfwood: *sits in the chair* Waffles, I heard.
Vash: *slides into his lap*
Wolfwood: oof, watch it there, Gunslinger. *smirks and shifts*
Vash: *puts Wolfwood's hand on his thigh*
Wolfwood: O_O Well hello Vash. Nice to see you.
Vash: I missed you. #^.^.#
Wolfwood: I missed you too... *grope grope* ^_^
Vash: *snuggles him*
Cheal: lol you know this is about to collapse into "*molest molest* *sex sex*"
Wolfwood: and *sex* is a bad thing? *blink*
Cheal: >_< and Cheal has to go shut down the lab and go to KFC!
Midgar: lol
Cheal: have fun editing this ungulating mess.
Midgar: i shall try
Cheal: ungulating.
Cheal: *repeats it*
Cheal: there is so much wrong with that word.
Cheal: and probably its spelling ;p
Cheal: but then... i am an english major.. *snicker*
Midgar: lol
Cheal: ok. off with me. ^_^