This Might be a Comeback: Superhero Sex!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY FOR THIS ONE, EXCEPT THAT NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE ONLY WRITE ANIME BASED SLASH. SWEARING AND UM... PERVYNESS OF THE GENERAL VARIETY... PLEASE, DC COMICS, MARVEL, DON'T SUE US OR WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO AHEAD WITH THE WHOLE BATMANxROBIN THING... AND MAYBE SOME X-MEN STUFF... TEE HEE HEE...

Tenshi: mmm. nightcrawler
Midgar: lmao
Tenshi: but the whole blue thing gets to me. >_>
Midgar: *giggles*
Tenshi: i mean.. he's got a big blue penis. that's just not normal
Midgar: *dies*
Tenshi: LOL what??
Tenshi: it's true!
Tenshi: and iceman... talk a bout a tight ass. i mean, you think zelgadis would be tough to screw
Tenshi: and colossus, whew... i don't even want to think about that. that's scary
Tenshi: o.O dude did you really die?
Midgar: yes.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: ^^;;
Lisa: you know tolkein is probably trying to dig himself out to come beat the crap out of us, right?
Midgar: lmao
Tenshi: heheh
Tenshi: spiderman does it on the ceiling
Midgar: LMAO
Tenshi: dude he could do some kinky shit i bet o.O
Tenshi: all hanging from the ceiling and shit
Tenshi: mr fantastic... *cackle* ew, that's scary too
Tenshi: did they ever change his name? that's such a freaking stupid name
Tenshi: do they even MAKE fantastic four anymore?
Midgar: yes, actually. >_> but not often.
Tenshi: mr fantastic and his amazing rubber penis
Midgar: *dies*
Midgar: *dies muchly*
Tenshi: look kids! it can stretch up to ten times the length of his body!
Tenshi: the thing.. eww, there's another scary one
Midgar: ten!
Midgar: you're killing me here!
Midgar: *is crying*
Tenshi: o.o whaaat?
Midgar: ya know
Midgar: >_>
Tenshi: i didn't do anything ^^;;;
Midgar: lois and superman couldn't actually have sex.
Tenshi: oh? why not?
Tenshi: or do i wanna know?
Midgar: his super sperm would knock a hole in her. he'd have to use like, a kryptonite condom. and then he might not be able to get it all the way up.
Tenshi: *dies*
Midgar: *giggles madly*
Tenshi: man i read the tolkien thing and lost it
Midgar: lmao
Tenshi: can you imagine if bruce banner turned into the hulk while he was having sex withs omebody?
Tenshi: banner? bannen? what is it?
Midgar: LMAO
Midgar: teeeennnnn
Tenshi: what?
Midgar: that's AWful
Tenshi: LOL i know
Tenshi: it's like "oh! oh! ohhARRROOOOARRR!"
Midgar: and you -know- why no one wants to have sex with The Flash
Tenshi: LMFAO
Midgar: i mean, come on.
Midgar: he's the fastest man in the world.
Tenshi: lol!!!
Tenshi: man talk about premature ejaculation
Midgar: i bet he'd be good at oral sex though >_>
Tenshi: LMAO
Midgar: i mean... mrow, tongue speed.
Tenshi: that could get painful though o.O
Midgar: too much friction.
Midgar: ow
Tenshi: LOL
Midgar: chapped lips XD
Tenshi: AAAAAAAHAHAHA
Midgar: BAD PUN
Midgar: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Tenshi: that's really awful
Midgar: he'd just leave ya all sore all over, wouldn't he?
Kathy: I saw a comic of something like that, I don't know if it was Lois or not but some chick gave Superman head and he blew her head clean off and through the ceiling.
Midgar: yall are gonna make me wake up my roommates. ~_~
Tenshi: LOL
Tenshi: did i show you the thing "why all street fighter II yaoi is written ryuxken?"
Midgar: no.
Midgar: okay, so we've trashed batman, superman, the x-men, the fantastic 4 and the flash...
Tenshi: Why most StreetFigher II slash involved Ryu and Ken
Vega: Blanca, you slobbering hunk of man-animal, take me!
Vega: Oh~ yes! Beast to my unmatchable beauty, I want you inside me, now!
Vega: Ah~n, Blanca, yessss, right the--
Blanca: Grraor! *BZZZATTT*
Vega: *steam, sizzle* ... I hate you.
Midgar: LMAO
Tenshi: ^.^
Tenshi: But it's Beautiful Pain.
Mirufi sits on Carrot.
Mirufi: [singing] Yoooou make me FEEEEL~!
Carrot: YAMETE!
Mirufi: [twists Carrot's arm further behind his back] [singing] Yoooou make me FEEEEL~!
Carrot: OSHIRI GA!
Mirufi-Yu: [singing] Yoooou make me FEEEL like a NA~TU~RAL~ WOMANNNNN!
Carrot: ITAI! T_T
Mirufi: *giggles madly*
Carrot: ~_~;;
Tenshi: i think this deserves to be on hyatt-hime or bishophrenia or something
Midgar: pee break
Tenshi: *pout*
Midgar: back
Midgar: and youre right
Tenshi: i'm right?
Midgar: i probably will put it up someplace ^.^
Tenshi: ~~yaoiland~~ if you add those two quotes, this is where they come from...