I see dead people.....

THIS POST IS PRETTY TAME, AS FAR AS MOST OF OUR POSTINGS GO... A LITTLE GROPING, A LITTLE INCEST, A LITTLE IMPLIED MALE/MALE SEX, AND A BRIEF INTERLUDE SHOWING SOME OF OUR REAL ROLEPLAYING SKILL.

Tenshi: >.>
Tenshi: <.< where are my bishounen??
Midgar's bishies: *lolling around naked*
Shuu: *writing a fic about himself*
Midgar: 9_9
Seiji: *watching TV*
Tenshi: Seiji? Where's Ryo?
Seiji: *shrug* He's been gone since Thursday night.
Midgar: You let him go outside again... -.-;;
Tenshi: he goes out on his own!!! O.O what am I gonna do, chain him to the wall?
Shuu: *Licks his lips, purrs, giggles, and adjusts the manacle on his leg before going back to scribbling*
Midgar: Works for me. ^^
Tenshi: ~_~;; Enishi's already in there.
Midgar: I think I've chained three of them now.
Zoisite: *desperately sawing at his manacle with a sharpened crystal*
Nuriko: *trying out lipliner*
Midgar: Nuriko, put down Zoi's makeup kit or you're gettin chained too.
Zoisite: *snarl, sawsawsawsaw*
Tenshi: o.O why do you keep chaining them up?
Midgar: Because they bother me
Midgar: Shuu and Nuri and Zoi especially.
Enishi & Knives: *once again playing naked chess, Enishi with manacles on both wrists*
Tenshi: Why?
Midgar: and Nakago is chained up for the safety of the others.
Midgar: they wont shut up! >.<
Midgar: escaping them gives me something to do.
Tenshi: why do they keep bugging you i meant ^^
Midgar: because we havent rped in days

Midgar: we have sex on the brain
Tenshi: ok, who wants it??
Midgar: all of them. pick a boi. ~_~;;
Midgar: and sano, shuu, nuri and zoi are all low on the priority list,they're had more sex than the rest.
Sanosuke, Shuu, Nuriko, & Zoisite: *WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE*
Tenshi: AAAH THE BOX WORKS ^_________^ ((the talkbox on this very page!))
Midgar: o.o
Tenshi: it does!!! go look!!!
Midgar: o.o in a minute
Tenshi: ^____^
Midgar: im reading 'tea party' to steph
Tenshi: lol thats funny as hell...
Midgar: ^_^
Tenshi: hmm, i dunno.
Kenshin: *gooey eyes*
Tenshi: I'm really stuck on the KenshinxSano plot..
Sanosuke: *bound and gagged in a corner*
Midgar: i know.
Tenshi: o.o SANOSUKE!! *tackles him*
Midgar: but again, no trannies.
Sanosuke: MMph!!!
Tenshi: i think i missed him more than kenshin. ^_^ i think i have that trannie...
Tenshi: *gropes Sano* Mmmm...
Sanosuke: ; ;
Midgar: My sister just put like 8 starburst in her mouth at one time. o.o
Chibi-Sano: *humping Battousai's leg*
Tenshi: *licking Sano* sexy sexy sexy!
Battousai: *laughs* Mmm, I missed you too. ^_^/
Tenshi: Knives and Enishi raped Wolfwood. o.O
Chibi-Sano: ;_; None of Mid's bishies will play with me.
Eriol: *flinging robes back over his shoulder, groping Clef frantically* I missed you sooo much!
Clef: *gasping, blushing, laughing and groping back* I see that.
Midgar: sano's in chat. o.o
Tenshi: whoo!
Midgar: if you have the tranny i need a recap. o.o
Tenshi: i've got it, i think. *licking Sano*
Tenshi: umm ok so Sano and Kenshin snuggling on Sano's bed, Sano has no shirt on...
Tenshi: the_wanderer_Kenshin hesitates for a moment, and then presses a soft kiss to Sanosuke's shoulder, continuing to hold him tightly. "I'm sorry."
the_mercenary_Sanosuke grunts quietly, cheerfully, and kisses his head yet again.
the_wanderer_Kenshin tilts his head back slightly to look up at him, smiling faintly in spite of himself, feeling so warm and comfortable in Sanosuke's embrace that it's hard to imagine why he didn't come to him earlier.
the_mercenary_Sanosuke smirks at him and kisses his forehead. "So... The whore boy threw you out and they don't want you at the bossman's hotel and you came crawlin back to Sano with your tail between your legs... Y'know, if I were anybody else I'd probably be miffed at ya."
the_wanderer_Kenshin blushes dramatically, his eyes widening slightly before he buries his face in Sanosuke's shoulder with a soft, mortified groan.
the_mercenary_Sanosuke says, "I thought the cat was gonna hit you. It was kinda funny."
the_wanderer_Kenshin shrinks into himself, as if desperately attempting to vanish within the folds of his clothing.
the_mercenary_Sanosuke laughs softly.
the_wanderer_Kenshin mumbles, "I don't want to talk about it, that is," the heat of his blush felt easily against Sanosuke's skin.
the_mercenary_Sanosuke says, "I didn't figure you would. That's why I brought it up."
the_wanderer_Kenshin glances up at him, his lips pursed in what could almost be called a pout. "You're teasing me, you are..."
Midgar: i was helping steph put the FY tapes in order so she can catch up with me (ep. 25)
Tenshi: oh yeah? O.O
Midgar: yup
Tenshi: >.< i hate when that happens...
Midgar: ^^;;
Tenshi: the font was, like, arial size 6... you cant see it, can you?
Midgar: no. o.o
Midgar: can you tranny this to disk, ten?
Midgar: I'm lagging
Midgar: cchat apparently doesn't like me
Tenshi: oh yes i can, i will... i have this whole plot trannied...
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: gerr i wish my roomie would go away. kenshin's worried about sano's feelings getting hurt becasue of him groping on rokou.
Midgar: heheh
Tenshi: oh... guess who showed up in my head the other day?
Midgar: whom?
Sagara: *waves idly*
Chibi-Sano: *_*
Sanosuke: #-.-#
Tenshi: i mean.. hell, what is this... am I gonna be having dead people showing up in my head now???
Tomoe: ... *blink*
Midgar: lol
Rem: *singing* Soo...
Knives: DAMMIT GET HER OUT OF HERE >.<
Nuriko: Dead people?
Zoisite: Dead people? Eww.
Fisheye: I see dead people. *points*
Gabriel: All over the damn place.
Sephiroth: *innocently blinking*
Aerith: :)
Sephiroth: DAMMIT! NO! YOU STAY DEAD! *kills her again*
Knives: *attempting to cram Rem into the nearest closet*
Aerith: *dead*
Rem: >.< ow!
Vash: *snarls and knocks Knives over the back of the head with the heel of his gun and attempts to sweep Rem into his arms*
Knives: *screams like a bitch and tries to punch Vash in the stomach*
Enishi: *cracked-out stare* Oneechan...???
Tenshi: *stuffs Tomoe into a closet before Kenshin sees her and freaks*
Vash: *bitchlaps him with the metal hand and nibbles Rem's neck tenatively*
Nuriko: *grabs Chiriko by the topknot*
Chiriko: *whines* But I was just...
Nuriko: *scowl* No! Eriol, dammit, its bad enough I have to babysit all of a sudden, at least throw a blanket over your pale mage-humping ass!
Eriol: *throws on a blanket*
Rem: ;_; don't fight....
Knives: @_@ *has little birdies flying around his head as he dazedly attempts to gnaw on Vash's leg*
Vash: *shiny, starry eyes* We won't, anymore... *nuzzle*
Knives: *gnawgnawbitebitebite*
Rem: *giggles and pets Vash's cheek* You're so tall. ^_^
Vash: *blushing, slightly daunted* Um... yeah...
Rem: *glances down at Knives uncertainly* He is, too...
Knives: *bitegnawscratchbitebite*
Vash: *ignoring Knives valiantly* Yeah, well... um... we're twins, and all...
Rem: You don't look as similar as you used to. ^_^
Sagara: *peers at Chibi Sano*
Vash: *blinkblink* Um... nope.
Rem: *crouches and pats Knives' hair* Now, stop that.
Knives: *snaps at her fingers*
Rem: *snatches her hand back* o.o
Chibi-Sano: *trying to figure out if there's any way to con Battousai and Sagara into a threesome, his tiny nose wrinkled pensively*
Battousai: ... *blinking at Hiko*
Hiko: *leering from the shadows*
Vash: *glares at him* He's a little cranky, Rem...
Rem: Obviously. *pouts at him* Bad Knives.
Knives: *glares* Shut up.
Vash: *glares harder and tries to put his hand on Rem's ass*
Knives: *bite*
Rem: *squeak, giggle* Bad Vash! ^__^
Vash: *smiles hopefully and pinches*
Rem: *squeaks more and swats at his hand* What are you doing? *giggle*
Knives: *growlgnawgnawgnaw!*
Vash: Um... Groping? *hopeful smile, kicks Knives' shoulder imperceptibly*
Rem: *flicks Vash's forehead* You're so silly, Vash. ^_^
Knives: *snarling like a rabid dog*
Vash: *pouts at her slightly and gives Knives a glare that could freeze hell*
Rem: *blinks at Knives* Um....
Vash: Somebody needs a nap.
Rem: That's just what I was thinking.
Knives: NAP??? What the hell are you talking about??
Vash: *smirks*
Rem: *tsk-tsk's* That language.
Vash: Bad nii-chan! Bad! *shakes his finger and smirks harder*
Knives: *glare* Fuck off, ototo.
Rem: That's no way to talk to your brother, Knives. *stern frown* You should be ashamed.
Vash: *claps his hands to his cheeks* I'm so appalled! *fighting giggles*
Knives: *rolls his eyes*
Midgar: i gtg to bed soon... like in a few minutes... like maybe ten, tops. ;_;
Rem: *looking thoughtful* I wonder if I should have taken up spanking you when you were little....
Vash: *mumbles something naughty and laughs to himself*
Rem: *glances at him* What was that?
Vash: *halo* Nothing! ^_^.
Knives: *snorts*
Rem: *looking dubious* If you say so...
Sagara: ... *humping Chibi-Sano*
Chibi-Sano: *whining almost inaudibly, expression blissful*
Vash: ^_^.;;
Hiko: *off somewhere, humping Battousai*
Kenshin: *teasing Enishi by standing just out of reach of his chains*
Enishi: *straining at the ends of his restraints and frothing at the mouth like a rabid animal*
Rem: *wraps her arms around one of Vash's, giggling and smiling brightly* You've grown up so much!
Vash: *fights the impulse to say something hentai and smiles at her shyly* You think so?
Midgar: No bones about it, you're an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you're a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you — a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone's list. And because you're smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You've got the charisma for either.) But that doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks — you've definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you're admired and respected by all. Woof!
Tenshi: ~_~;; i was a yorkshire terrier. ((the "what kind of dog are you" test on emode.com))
Rem: Mmm-hmm! ^_^
Vash: *kisses her cheek lightly*
Midgar: o.o;; you don't strike me as that hyper, but yeah, you do have a tendancy to run around like a chicken with your head cut off. o.o
Tenshi: O_O >.< mean!
Rem: *smiles and snuggles against his side*
Midgar: well, you do! o.o
Vash: *glows happily*
Rem: Mmm... you're so tall... *gazing up at him*
Knives:.. I'm going to be sick.
Vash: *blushes* You always seemed tall to me, too... I mean... um.. you have really long legs... I mean... um... *blushes harder and bites his lip*
Rem: *giggles softly* Kawaii. ^_^
Vash: #^_^.#
Midgar: My second almost-perfect score!
Midgar: Wow — you're quite the Casanova! You know how to play the dating game; in fact, you're damn good at it. We can tell you're a real woman-magnet and are never without an admirer or three. When combined with your significant charm, your attentive, sensitive demeanor makes you irresistible. Someone definitely made sure that you know how to treat a woman — ladies always feel special and appreciated when you're with them. You've got a knack for expressing yourself and showing your interest without looking too eager, too. That's a difficult balancing act, and you deserve a pat on the back for perfecting it. At the rate you're going, you won't be dating much longer before you score your dream girl!
Midgar: eep! mom! gtg! >.< night, pretty girl.
BUZZ!!!
Midgar: remember, you save!!!
BUZZ!!
Tenshi: ok i got it!!