Fun with Demons (in drag)

The Nuriko Song
(to be sung to the tune of the Slinky commercial)

Who has purple hair?
And dresses with flair?
And has that cute little mole?
He's gay, but hey,
we like him that way!
Everyone knows it's Nuriko

Nuriko, Nuriko,
he's such a wonderful toy
Nuriko, Nuriko,
he's fun as a girl or a boy.

Tenshi: heehee.. ^_^V

POK: *giggles like a mad woman and sings the Nuriko song as she bounces off to write her English paper*
Nuriko, Nuriko.. *sings and giggles*
hey. *scowls suddenly* why does everyone get to fondle Nuriko but me. i mean i ~AM~ the one with the thing for guys in drag am i not????
Tenshi: *blinks at her*
*then grins*
I have just the solution.
*dives into a back room... there are sounds of a scuffle, banging, loud swearing, and then silence...*
*returns, dragging Zadei out of the closet, the demon-shogun resplendant in a strappy black-sequined dress, his lips smeared with red lipstick and his eyes smeared with messy purple and black shadow and khol.*
Zadei: you... are so fucking dead.
Tenshi: *snickers*

~~some time later~~
(ooh, check out the magical time-travel special effects! how Speilbergian!)

Karon: *stripteases slowly*
Midgar: Just pokin my nose in...
Iria (Karon's sister, not the bounty-hunter chick): *appears behind Roderique, covering his eyes and giggling before he can get a good lok at karon*
Roderique: Um, it's not like I haven't seen him naked before you know....
Iria:*giggling* So youre not missing anything new then!
Kathy: eh.... hehe
Sherrill: *appears behind Iria and tugs lightly on her hair* Hullo. ^_^
Zadei: *moping and rubbing one of Tetei's molted feathers against his cheek, looking all handsome and tragic and full of angst.*
Rauresu: *frown* I still haven't seen if I was going to get sex yet.
Tenshi: um........ o_o;;
Iria: Sex? Sex for Rau-Rau? Are you taking volunteers?
Roderique: o.O;;
Kahty: oi
Rauresu: *purring* Maybe.
Tenshi: oi. horny demon.
Zadei: *moping*
Tenshi: depressed and horny demon.
Sherrill: *giggle* aren't you glad i'm normal???
Tenshi: ... ill, horny girl.
Sherrill: Eep!! #O_O#;;
Karon: *gives his sister a look that says 'im older so i get first dibs' before whistling a little tune...*
Zoi and Nuriko and the two Duos: *singing along instantly* I don't want... anybody else!
When I think about you-
Yukito: *singing softly*
Yue: *gapes wider*
Eriol: *sweatdropping*
Rokou: #-.-#
Zadei: ........ *blushing*
Tenshi: Ohohoho!!! Well we know what -you- do with your spare time....
Zadei: *growl* shut up!
Tenshi: watch how you talk to me, mister, or i'll get you in drag again.
Rauresu: *chuckle*
Tenshi: *snaps her fingers and Rauresu's robes are suddenly swapped for a little strappy red dress and fishnests, his face smeared with makeup.
Rauresu: *wobbling on his stilletto heels* Why me? ~_~;;
Tenshi: because you're preety. *_*
Vash: He does look nice in a dress. I just look like Milly with a haircut. -.-;;
Karon: YOU've done DRAG?! *gapes*
Vash: *smirking, quipping in a queen voice* Honey, I'm over a hundred years old. I've done everything.
Karon: *giggles* Not me.
Vash: *blushes furiously* Hey, now, don't say things like that. *lowers his voice* My boyfriend and my brother are both gunslingers.
Karon: I'm the king of hell. I fear no bullets.
Vash: It's not you they'd shoot. ^_^.()
Fisheye: You haven't done ME either!! *flying glomp* Mmm.. myy, don't you have the prettiest eyes... *wiggle*
Gabriel: *snort* Shameless.
Rauresu: *still in a dress* You're just jealous because he isn't tackling you.
Gabriel: *snorts, blushes* Been there, done that...
Sherrill: *blink* Really?
Gabriel: *rolls his eyes* Of course! Is there a bishounen in Ten-chan's head who -hasn't- humped Fisheye???
...... *silence*
Tenshi: *blink* Marron??
Marron: *blush* Eh well... that is, um.... I was... ah...
Carrot: *glances at him* You too, huh?
Marron: o_o() Niisan?
Tenshi: ..... Clef? Kenshin?
Clef: *looks guilty*
Kenshin: *blushing*
Tenshi: .... but you just GOT here!!! O_O
Fisheye: *giggle* I do good work.
Midgar: The Duos are like that.
Duo1: Bro?! O.o;;
Duo2: ^_^;;
Tenshi: Seriously, though!! Raise your hand if you haven't humped one or the other of them.
Trowa: *bites his lip*
Heero: *maniacal laughter* Quatre's gonna KILL YOU!
Trowa: #-.-#
Duo1: *purrs*
Duo2: Heheheh... Trowa...
Duo1: Trowa's the only one who's managed to go from one to the other in less than twenty minutes _and_ satiate both of us.
Duo2: Heheheheh... Tro-kun's a real man.
Heero: *develops a sudden twitch in his trigger finger and his left eye*
Wufei: This entire question is injust. I refuse to dignify it with an answer.
Duo1: I haven't. But I would if he'd let me.
Duo2: Um... not all the way?
Yukito: *blushing and sputtering*
Eriol: *whistling innocently*
Seimore: *raises his hand and waves it* GODDESS DAMN IT!
Seph: *smirk*
Zoisite: *is suddenly very interested in Nuriko's magazine*
Nuriko: *is also convieniently deaf, since he's... um... reading.*
Vash: ^_^.()
Karon: Heheheh.
Nakago: *shrugs*
Midgar: So, just Fei and Sei, then... Heheheheh... ^_^;;
Wolfwood: *suddenly appears beside Vash and draps his arm over his shoulder, there is a tube of bright red lip-stick in his hand* What is this about being shot? *smirks* Now.. why would i shoot you for sleeping with another man.. *dark sarcastic glare* *suddenly goes "gay stylist" and take a place in from of Vash looking scarily flamey and artistic as he flips the cap off the lip tint and grabs Vash's chin* Now hold still hunny, Wolfy's gonna make you beautiful. *winks*
POK: Something tells me he's been hanging out with Dimando... -_-;
Valgaav: *looks up from his filing* or you.
POK: eheh... hai... -_-;;
Teteiyusu: *silently comes up behind Zadei and drapes his arms around his shoulders to purr softly in his ear. He seems to be pointedly ignoring the fact Rauresu is nearby... forcing himself to really, but doing a damn good job of it if i do say so myself.* What's wrong.. lover?*He smiles soft but sultry and watches him from his position draped around his neck.*
Zadei: *goes wide-eyed, and then melts, dropping the feather and leaning back into Tetei's embrace with a deep sigh.* Nothing, now.
Rauresu: *glances at Teteiyusu and Zadei and frowns* How embarassing. *He hikes up his skirt and totters off unsteadily on the stillettos to wipe off the makeup and change his clothes before Hilda sees him*