Dish With Fish: Fangirl Service!

WOW. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? WELL, NURIKO, ZOISITE, CHOCOLATE, GATEAU AND SILENCE ARE BACK IN THOSE DELIGHTFULLY SKIMPY T-SHIRTS AND THONGS, AND KUNZAITO-SAMA'S TAKEN OVER HIS SPECIAL PRODUCER'S CHAIR. THE BISHIES ARE IN THE STANDS, SO IT MUST BE TIME FOR ANOTHER SPECIAL EDITION! TODAY'S WARNINGS INCLUE SEXUAL INNUENDO, A LOT OF CREATIVE OOC-NESS, AND PERVERSION OF VARIOUS NATURES- KINKY SEX, BROTHER HUMPING, SWING BATTERS, BISHOUNEN REPRODUCTION, SEX MUSIC, AND LEWD GESTURES. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Nuriko: *as the announcer* And now its time for Dish With Fish, episode 3: FANGIRLSERVICE!
Zoisite: *as the assistant announcer* For tonight's guests, we have some fangirl requests from the comment box. Everybody please give a round of sound for Vash the Stampede, Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Carrot Glace!
Mirufi: Whoo! Sexy!
Chocolate: *orgasmic* Darling! <3
Tira: *wolf whistle, giggle*
Carrot: *blush, laugh, pose, pose, pelvic thrust*
Gateau: *in his bouncer outfit* 9_9
Ryo and Shuu: Vash! Vash! Vash!
One: Vass! Vass! Vass! *giggle, clap* .^^.
Knives: *glaring*
Legato: *slow blink*
Rem: You look great up there, boys! <3
Vash: ^^.()
Wolfwood: *brow arch, blinkie*
Milly: Yay, Mr. Priest! Ganbatte, ne? ^-^
Wolfwood: ^^;; *nervous twitch, wave*
Nuriko: And now, the man we're all waiting for!
Zoisite: The sexiest youma to ever grace the darkness!
Nuriko: Give it up for FISHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Fisheye: *saunters out in a fluffy blue slut version of a sally-jessie blouse with a white, silky scarf, a short black skirt, and three inch high heels* Hello boys! ^.~ Welcome to the show!
Audience: *cheer*
Fisheye: #^.^# Well, aren't you sweet! Today we have more than an exclusive interview, we have a -panel- of exclusive interviews demanded by you, the viewers at home! And aren't they a bunch of sexy studmuffins?! <3
Carrot: *leer, sparkle*
Vash: *blush, sparkle*
Wolfwood: *sweatdrop* Sexy studmuffins?
Fisheye: That's what I said! How does it feel to be appreciated en masse, gentlemen?
Carrot: I'm no gentleman. *grope* Mmm... Feels nice!
Tira: >_< Carrot!
Fisheye: *giggle, swat* You're distracting me, Glace-san!
Vash: #^_^.# I have to say I didn't see it coming. But it's very sweet of the fangirls to ask for us specially, ne, Wolfwood?
Wolfwood: I guess so. Although I tend to be suspicious about these fangirls in particular. ()¬.¬
Fisheye: *brandishes his glittery dildo-esque microphone in Wolfwood's face* And why is that, Wolfwood-san?
Wolfwood: ^^;; Nevermind.
Fisheye: Well, as long as I've started asking questions, I might as well start the interview, ne? ^.^ Vash-san, Wolfwood-san, the first question goes to you two. Just which one of you is seme, anyway? Inquiring minds want to know!
Vash: Well, today's an even day, so he is. ^_^.;;
Wolfwood: We switch off. ^_^;;
Vash: Keeps things interesting.
Fisheye: And you finish each other's sentences, too! How cute! <3
Vash: #^^.#()
Wolfwood: ^_^()
Fisheye: I have an interesting fact about our panelists today that I'm sure we all knew from being observant! They're all bisexuals!
Carrot: ^^;;
Vash: ^^.;;
Wolfwood: Ah, no, not really, I just make exceptions for Vash. #-_-#()
Fisheye: An exception is an exception, Wolfwood-san! Do any of you have anyone special in the audience you'd like to point out?
Wolfwood: Well... Um...
Vash: The big girl in the front row is his girlfriend. ^.^.
Milly: *blush, wave*
Wolfwood: #>.<# Yes, she is. And the half row beside her is Vash's brother, their daughter, and his brother's bi- um... manslave... And on the other side is his mom.
Rem: *sparklies* ^^;; Sort of adopted mom.
Knives: You have a deathwish, don't you, Chapel?
One: Wuffy! .^^. *waves*
Wolfwood: ^^;; *waves back*
Legato: I can shoot him from here, if you wish, Knives-sama.
Knives: Not now. You know loud noises upset the baby.
Fisheye: Their daughter? You mean Vash and his brother's?
Vash: #^^.#() Yes.
Fisheye: ...Well, I'll keep -that- in mind for later! How about you, Carrot-san?
Carrot: Well, on the other side of Rem is my mom, my brother, my girlfriend, and my boyfriend, the announcer with the sexy purple hair is my brother's fiance, and his brother is the dark-haired cutie up in the back row with his hand down Kenshin's pants.
Rokou: #O.O#
Kenshin: ~_~x We didn't think anyone would see, that we didn't.
Nuriko: Aniki, stop embarassing me! >_<.
Mirufi: *sparkling at being referred to as Carrot's boyfriend*
Fisheye: Oh my! So you guys have rather extended families among the cast here at 'Phrenia, ne?
Vash: Yes! It's great! ^_^.
Wolfwood: Unless you want alone time and you have to dodge all of them to get it. Then, not so much. ^^;;
Vash: True. ^^.;;
Carrot: It's kinda weird sometimes because my mom is so cool with everything. I wish she'd pretend not to notice things more often, but overall it's awesome.
Fisheye: What sort of things do you wish she would pretend not to notice?
Carrot: Well... I can't think of anything specifically off the top of my head except the way she's always asking Nuriko to put more clothes on.
Nuriko: *giggle*
Apricot: >.< I don't want him to catch a cold.
Carrot: Nuriko has sexy legs and a great ass, he should walk around half-naked all the time. I'm sure nobody would mind.
Marron: Nii-san! >.<
Carrot: *laughs*
Tasuki: *possessive growl*
Fisheye: *giggle* Now, now, no riots, please! So you're all pretty happy here, hmm? Vash, how is fatherhood treating you?
Vash: The fun never stops! ^_^ One's the best baby in the universe.
One: Yay Vass! .^^.
Vash: Isn't she cute?!
Fisheye: *giggle* Heartbreaker of the future, definitely. So you're involved with your brother, then, as well as Wolfwood-san?
Vash: #^^.# That's the condensed version, yeah. It's a complicated situation.
Carrot: Nothing wrong with that.
Fisheye: *blinkie* You don't see anything wrong with brotherhumping, Glace-san?
Carrot: Oh, heck no, not really. ^^;;
Fisheye: *leans over him and puts the mic-dildo in his face* I don't suppose this has anything to do with the fact that your own little brother has been referred to by several hundred fangirls as 'the bishounen by which all bishounen are measured?'
Carrot: Not really, no. It has more to do with my brother being a pervert.
Marron: *blush* Nii-san! >.<
Fisheye: What do you mean by 'pervert', exactly? A lot of fans interpret it as a reference to Marron's homosexuality, but in light of your own relationship with Mirufi-Yu, that really doesn't make sense.
Carrot: *snort* It's a reference to his brother complex!
Marron: #O.O# NII-SAN! *points to Apricot*
Apricot: *mending a pair of socks* Stop teasing your brother, Carrot.
Carrot: *singsong* Sor-ry Mom! ^-^
Tira: *shakes her head and sighs*
Fisheye: *giggle* And if we haven't embarassed your poor girlfriend enough, let's move on to some sex questions!
Carrot: If it's got sex in it, I'm there! *leer*
Vash: ^^.;; Oh wow.
Wolfwood: Back to the gratuitous use of the word 'penis,' huh? -_-()
Fisheye: Well, since you brought it up, Wolfwood-san!
Wolfwood: 9_9
Fisheye: Which one of you two has a bigger penis?
Vash: Ah... Um...
Wolfwood: *flicks some cigarette ash into an ashtray* We're about even, actually. Since we're so close in height.
Fisheye: About even? Can we get some elaboration there? ^.^
Vash: #-.-.# I can't believe you're actually -answering- this.
Wolfwood: I'm a little longer because I'm taller, but Vash is a little thicker. I'm keeping it vague, Vash, it's not a big deal.
Knives: ...in the kneecaps as soon as the cameras are off.
Legato: Yes, Knives-sama.
Fisheye: -Very- interesting to know! ^.^ Now a question for Glace-san with the gratuitous use of the penis word!
Carrot: Shoot, so to speak. ^.~
Fisheye: Ecchi! ^.^ Who has a bigger penis, your brother or Mirufi?
Carrot: Mirufi. ^^;; Although Marron's is pretty damn impressive, for his age.
Marron: *looks like he might blush right into a faint*
Nuriko: *giggles*
Apricot: 9_9 *siiiiigh*
Mirufi: And I know how to use it, too, don't I, Carrot-kun? *leer*
Carrot: Hell yes! *leer*
Tira: *swats at Mirufi* Shut -up-! #>.<#
Mirufi: *giggles*
Fisheye: Now, you or Marron? Who has the bigger penis?
Carrot: *laughs* As much as I'd like to say me, we're pretty even, too. It's not just height and age, ya know, you have to take heredity into account. Kinda like with breasts on women. Chocolate's a little taller than Tira but their breasts are about the same size. Not that I spend all that much time lookin' at Chocolate's breasts.
Chocolate: *leer* You admitted looking, darling, that's enough for me. ^.^
Carrot: ~_~()
Tira: Onee-sama! #>.<#
Fisheye: Since when do you call them breasts and not boobs, Glace-san?
Carrot: Since Tira-chan said that if I don't call them by the right name I can't touch hers.
Tira: CARROT! #>.<#
Carrot: Whaaaaat? It's the truth! o.O
Fisheye: *laughs* Can't win for losing, eh? On to the next question! What's your favorite ice cream flavor for sex?
Vash: Any ice cream in general is good, but anything other than butter pecan tastes too salty on him. He sweats a lot.
Wolfwood: Ditto. We live in the desert, ya know.
Carrot: It depends. ^-^ I associate strawberry ice cream with Tira and raspberry sherbert with Mirufi, cause that's all they've let me try so far. I'll do more research on it as soon as I get a minute, though.
Fisheye: It's so great to actually have cooperative guests! *giggle* Where do you like to have sex?
Wolfwood: Seedy hotels.
Vash: That's usually the only place we can find other than the desert itself, and you wouldn't -believe- the places sand gets into.
Wolfwood: *shudder*
Carrot: Beds. Big beds, little beds, blankets laid over hay in barns... I'm not picky, but beds are nice, cause the squeaky springs and banging headboards make me sound a little quieter by comparison. ^^;;
Fisheye: *giggles* You're noisy?
Carrot: So they tell me.
Mirufi: -Very-.
Tira: #^^#()
Marron: #-.-#
Nuriko: You can hear him from the other end of the hall when he really gets going. ^.^.()
Carrot: ^^;;
Fisheye: What kind of noises do you all make?
Vash: A lot of muted groaning and moaning, mostly. ^^.;;
Wolfwood: I tend to softly call out to the Lord. Force of habit. ^^;;
Carrot: Depends. I swear, groan, moan, scream, yell, hiss, pant, growl, whine... It just... depends. ^^;; I'm a very vocal kinda guy.
Fisheye: *giggle* Apparently so! Well, it's getting about time to wrap up the show, so I just want to ask you all if any of you have anything to say to your audience in parting.
Carrot: Well, for all the fangirls who actually worship me and want to see more appearances, I will accept bribery in the form of nude pictures-
Tira: CARROT!
Carrot: Or anything you can leave in the donation basket at your local Stellar Church. ^^;; Help us keep doin' our jobs, ya know.
Vash: I guess I just want to say thank you. #^_^.# I tend to forget how popular I am sometimes, and I don't get to see Wolfwood as often as I'd like. Any excuse to get the two of us together is totally welcome and appreciated.
Wolfwood: Amen. ^_^
Vash: Now, if you'll excuse us, we better dash so we can get a head start. I know that look in Nii-chan's eyes, he's probably told Legato to do something not nice to us.
Wolfwood: Yes. ¬_¬
Fisheye: ^^;; Okay. Thank you to our panel and to the fangirls who inspired us, and we'll see you next time on Dish With Fish!
Vash and Wolfwood: *bolting*
Legato: *following swiftly behind with a dangerously happy glitter in his gold eyes*
Knives: *cuddles One and looks sulky*
One: *patting his cheeks* Smi! Smi, Ni! .^^.
Knives: I don't feel like smiling right this minute, One.
Carrot: *bounces off to rejoin his family and looks pleased with himself*
Fisheye: *bounces over to Silence and grabs his ass* Another wrap! How was that, sexy?
Silence: *tackle molest!*
Fisheye: *delighted squealing*