A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Due to circumstances beyond our control-

Braska: They are not.

What? Circumstances?

Braska: Due to them. The circumstances are only part of-

Anyway! Due to circumstances-

Young Auron: Braska-sama... *hearts*

Auron: *backhands the hearts out of Young Auron's eyes*

-beyond-

Tida: You shouldn't lie. Lying isn't nice.

-our control-

Wakka: Nice girls don't lie. Lulu doesn't lie. Yuna doesn't lie. Even Rikku doesn't lie and she's Al Bhed.

-our Bishophrenia has been-

Rikku: What do you mean, "And she's Al Bhed?!"

-temporarily alieviated-

Wakka: I only meant-

-so that we might-

Tida: Stop yelling!

-function on a seminormal-

Jecht: You're gonna make the boy cry.

-level and do our-

Tida: Stupid old man! I hate you!

-schoolwork and-

Braska: Can't we all just get along?

-work on our newest endeavor-

Jecht: Yeah! Crybaby!

-the Unspeakable Evil of Potterslash.

Lulu: Something far more evil and disturbing...

Thank you for your patience-

Yuna: Not as evil and disturbing as him!

-and please come visit us-

Seymour: Such harsh words, my beautiful bride...

-over there, until such time-

Yuna: *trying to Send Seymour*

as we return. Thank you!