Mystical Quest, Part One: We've Read MKR Too Many Times!

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (sorta): BISHOPHRENIA, SPECIAL EDITION! TODAY'S POST IS PART OF A SERIES INVOLVING EVERY GODDAMN BISHOUNEN WE'VE GOT AND A COUPLE WE PROBABLY NEVER NOTICED WERE AROUND, SOME YURI, SOME YAOI, NAKEDNESS, SEX, INCEST, GROPING, SWEARING, SHOTA, UNDERAGE SEX, BONDAGE, BLOWUP DOLLS, THE BEASTMASTER MAKING OUT WITH LUNA INVERSE, IN-JOKES, ADULTERY, THREESOMES AND SUCH, AND OMIGOD WE NEED TO BE PUT ON SOME KIND OF MEDICATION OR SOMETHING. THIS POST IS THE FIRST AND EXPLAINS WHAT THE HELL WILL BE GOING ON HERE IN JUST A MINUTE!

Xelloss: *crying on Sylphiel's boobies*
Sylphiel: *petting him and only sweatdropping a little cause she's so sweet*
Tenshi: o.o *steals gourry, strips him nekkid, and shoves him into Xelloss's lap* Have at it.
Gourry: *squeaks* #O.O#
Xelloss: *sniffles and dumps gourry on Sylphiel, bawling anew* It's not the SAAAAAME!
Sylphiel: *looks even dizzier than usual*
Gourry: *blushing and covering himself with his hands* Uh....
Tenshi: *gives Xelloss a Zelgadis blow-up doll*
Xelloss: *sniffles and whines*
Tenshi: Look! realistic tongue-moving action
Zelas-sama: Do you have any idea how many of those he's popped? *opens a closet full of deflated Zelgadis and Val blow up dolls*
Tenshi: o.o ok.. *takes the blowup doll and replaces it with one of those really expensive lifelike sex dolls* He can't pop this one ^.^V
Zelas-sama: *lights another cigarette* I give it an hour.
Tenshi: ~_~;;
Xelloss: *plays with it disheartenedly*
Gourry: *blushing*
Tenshi: bah. dammit.. *digs around in a closet*
Luna (Inverse): *peers* Interesting sight, that.
Tenshi: *peeks out* What's an interesting sight?
Zelas: *glomps her and wraps her legs around her waist* DARLING! You're back! ^_^
Tenshi: *drags out her spare Zelgadis (kicking and growling and spilling his coffee)*
Luna: *covering Zelas's ass with her hands* A love starved Mazoku.
Zelas: *chewing on her neck*
Xelloss: Juu-ou-sama! *wrinkles his nose* Must you do that yuri stuff in front of people?
Zelas: *giggles and licks Luna's cleavage* Yes.
Tenshi: Xelloss! Look! *waves the spare Zelgadis at him*
Zelgadis: Let me go, you psycho! >.<
Xelloss: .... *.* *glomp*
Zelgadis: *beats him over the head with his fists* LET ME GO!
Xelloss: *moans joyously and sticks a hand down his pants*
Zelgadis: *twitch, blush, punch, poundpoundpoud* DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!
Xelloss: *sighs* Ara... You're so mean to me... *kiss*
Zelgadis: *reluctant counterkiss, muffled protest, mild struggling*
Xelloss: *grabs his ass with both hands and grinds against his hip*
Zelgadis: *swat, squirm, louder protesting*
Tenshi: i know what did it. ~_~;;
Xelloss: *breaks the kiss and starts licking his neck and tugging at his clothes*
Tenshi: i've had sano as my winamp skin for two days.
Midgar: lol Sano... sano... sano... Where are those boys.... *goes on a hunt*
Kenshins: *naked and groping at each other and making hungry noises*
Midgar: SANOSUKE! Where are you? ;_; they've all disappeared.
Kenshins: *whine*
Midgar: not just them, either. Xelloss, did you hide the bishies again?! >_<
Shinta: *whimper* Sano....
Xelloss: *mouth ful of Zelgadis* Nnn-nn. *tiny headshake negative*
Zelgadis: *moaning*
Tenshi: did chocolate scare them off again?
Midgar: she's gone, too. o.o
Tenshi: what the hell? the kenshins are gonna start banging each other in a minute. <_<
Midgar: I don't know.
Gabriel: *with a videocamera* Good.
Altair: *panics* Kuja-sama?
Midgar: Nuriko was just here a damn minute ago...
Tenshi: uh oh....
Altair: *hyperventilating* Kuja-sama???
Midgar: oh -shit-.
Tenshi: *hides under a couch*
Altair: *getting scream-y* Kuja-sama????????
Midgar: fuck. *hides behind kunzite's chair*
Tenshi: Marron, put him to sleep or something!
Altair: *Trances*
Marron: *half-asleep* What?
Altair: *screams and blows things up randomly*
Midgar: Cheal has Seph, she says. >_>
Tenshi: >.< Well that doesn't help!
Bishies: *running and hiding*
Tenshi: unless Seph wants to try kickin Altair's ass. o.O
Altair: *makes the bathroom spontaneously combust*
Midgar: Nakago, Suboshi, Chiriko, Sylphiel, Shuu... Everybody's gone... *whines* Where are my bishounen? Xelloss! I hate to make an issue of this, darling, but you're the ONLY ONE HERE!
Altair: *melts the oven*
Altair: *also melts the fridge*
Xelloss: *glances up for a moment* I don't know where they are, Mid-chan. Honestly.
Altair: *explodes the TV*
Midgar: *sighs and rubs her temples* I suppose there's no help for it. *summons Miaka and Suzaku*
Miaka: *screaming orgasmically* OH, YUI! #o.o# Oh... um... >_> Why am I here and how did I get clothes on?!
Midgar: *punches her in the mouth*
Tenshi: LMAO
Nuriko: *appears and slaps Mid in the back of the head*
Altair: *blows up the costume closet*
Chiriko: *frowning disapprovingly*
Midgar: *shakes her head really, really hard*
Tenshi: *points* Where'd they come from?
Kuja: *falls from the cieling and lands on Altair*
Altair: *squeaks, tumbling to the floor, un-Trancing and snuggling him happily* Kuja-sama! *orgasmic squeal*
Kuja: *looks confused*
kitchen, rubble that once was the bathroom, rubble that once was the costume closet, the debris of one couch and tv: *smoking*
Suzaku: *blinkie*
Midgar: I wish for you to restore all the shit Altair blew up.
Tenshi: woo, we can do that? ^.^
Suzaku: *blinkies and does his little red glowy magic sparklies and fixes things*
Midgar: Apparently. ^_^;;
Tenshi: Then I wish to have sex with your bishie-godly-sexiness! ^.^
Tasuki: *whaps Ten with his tessen*
Tenshi: >.< ow!
Suzaku: *blinkies and goes poof*
Tenshi: Dammit! *throttles him*
Marron: *starry-eyed*
Midgar: Sorry. ^_^;; We aren't -his- Mikos, we only get one wish per god, at a time. >_> And only when i reset my head. I lost a bunch of extra bishies. >_>
Tenshi: o.o where? what?
Oriya: No!
Midgar: all the bishies who were in the box disappeared back to the attic... i think haruto and takeo are gone, too. o.o
Yuusuke: .... *gooey eyes*
Aburatsubo: *wails*
Oriya: Dammit! *punches something*
Midgar: apricot's gone.
Gabriel: >.< Ow.
Midgar: utena's gone...
Marron: *exhales* Thank Suzaku.
Midgar: kurouto and cerise and caramel and topaz and paris...
Gabriel: *blinkieblinkie* ......what? ;_;
Midgar: zechs... no, -all- my gundam boys...
Tenshi: o.o damn
Midgar: and...
Aladriel: *pokes around Mid's head, whimpering*
Midgar: *very, very quietly* I cant find any of the sanos -or- aoshi.
Kenshins: *clinging to each other*
Tenshi: >.<
Midgar: I've lost ALL MY BISHOUNEN (and bishoujo) except for Xelloss! O_O I'll have to go on a mystical quest!
Tenshi: o.o
Gabriel: *using his cape to dab at his eyes*
Midgar: Meet me in chat in your Tenshi id. we're gonna do a bishophrenia special edition today. ^_^
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: *getting excited* Its a QUEST! a MYSTICAL QUEST! IKO!
Tenshi: ~_~;;

FOOM! THE BEGINNING!

lol... we love you, Emi-chan-sama