A Visit from the Kids

EVER WONDER WHY SHUU IS SO GOOD NATURED? ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S THE OLDEST OF FIVE KIDS. HE'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR MOST OF THE TIME. NOTHING PERVY TODAY... WE JUST WANTED SOMETHING SWEET THAT WOULD MAKE YOU SMILE A LITTLE BIT... THE WORLD NEEDS THAT SOMETIMES.

Midgar: *has another Shuu idea*
Shuu: >_< No!
Midgar: Why not?
Shuu: Because! Its a bad idea!
Midgar: *whine*
Shuu: NO! >_< Onna!
K-chan: *blinkies*
Rinfi: *twap* Behave.
Shuu:...damn it.
Jadeite: Who's that? *smilesmile*
Midgar: *sparkle*
K-chan: *twaps Jadey*
Shuu: S'my kid sister. Touch her and die.
Touma: *cackles at Jadey's expense*
Rinfi: *twap* I'm not a kid! I'm sixteen! I could get married if I wanted to!
Shuu: Ow! Stop abusing me already! >_<
Jadeite: Hm, sixteen, huh?
Hawkseye: Hardly worth considering.
Rinfi: *glare*
Jadeite: Like I'd take dating advice from you...
Shuu: Good judgement call. She could probably kick your ass. >_>
Rinfi: *dominatrix laugh*
Hawkseye: Why not? I've already taken Neph from -you-...
Midgar: *pained face* Now now, bois, be nice.
K-chan: *Jadeite and Hawkseye get intgood old fashioned... cat-fight?*
Zoisite: O.o;;
Rinfi: Oooh, he's cute! *glomps Zoi's arm and nuzzles him*
Zoisite: -_-;; There's girl germs on me.
Kuja: *giggling*
Shuu: At least he's gay. 9_9
*Jadey and Hawkseye are invisible inside a dustcloud, but growls and yelps emit*
Rinfi: *pouts*
Zoisite: ^_^;;
Legato: *watches the fight boredly, until he decides it would be amusing to throw a knife into the fray*
Rinfi: *twaps Legato* Be nice! >_<
Shuu: O_O um... Rin-chan...
Hawkseye: *falls out of the dustcloud wiht the knife in hand, having gotten good practice catching Fisheye's throws*
Legato: *turns on the girl-child with a chilly gaze*
Rinfi: *steely practiced Fuan woman glare*
K-chan: *jumps up and drags Lesato by the arm desperately back, making furrows in the floor with his boots*
Shuu: I don't know who's scarier. -_-;;
Rinfi: *tosses her curly hair and crosses her arms over her chest*
Jadeite: Trust me, we don't want to test that out....
Shuu: *beckons Touma closer*
Hawkseye: *playing with legato's knife idly while K pounds chains into the walls*
Touma: *perks up and scoots on over*
Rinfi: *scowling and looking catty*
Touma: *waves to Rinfi* Good to see you again, Rinfi-chan!
Shuu: *in a soft voice* Number one: Mid wants to bring her to visit us in chat. I don't know when she's coming. Number 2: She likes blondes. Help me keep her away from Seiji, if at all possible.
Rinfi: *sparkle, wavie*
Touma: *nods to Shuu and gifts Rinfi with a bright smile*
Rinfi: *bounces over to Jadey and wraps herself around his arm* So, what was your name? ^_^
Jadeite: *smiles smoothly at her* you can call me Jadey
K-chan: *glares daggers at Jadeite*
Rinfi: Jadey-san! That's a cute name. *sparkle, sparkle*
Shuu: *smacks his forehead* Why me?
Jadeite:*grins all the more at her* And they said your name was Rinfi? That's quite lovely.
Sakura: *comes running out and kicks Jadeite in the back of the leg, then stands theer glaring at him*
Rinfi: *giggles, then blinkies at Sakura* Ara...?
Sakura: He's not suposed to be flirting, he's under orders.
Rinfi: *sparkle* I don't mind. ^_^
Jadeite: *grumbles and then smiles* There's no harm in simply talking to a charming lady, is there, Sakura-chan?
K-chan: What's Kinukumo going to say?
Jadeite: *pales and looks horribly guilty*
Shuu: *pondering quietly in Touma's direction* If I drag her off, she'll injure me. If I punch him out, she'll injure me. If I don't at least -attempt- to ensure my baby sister's chastity, Mom will injure me. Any way we go, its injury to me. >_< Dammit!
Rinfi: *blinkie, sparkle, head tilt, big, incredibly shiny cobalt eyed confused expression* Ara...?
Jadeite: *sighs deeply, thinking, oh the things I do for love...* Rinfi-san, my humble apologies. I am.. bethrothed. I must not dishonor that betrothal in any way. I... it was lovely meeting you
Sakura: *looks smug*
Rinfi: Oh! *pout, detatches herself from his arm* Oh well, then. No harm no foul, I suppose. ^_^;;
Usagi: *under her breath* Glad the little minx doesn't follow -me- around....
Shuu: 9_9 Thank you, Buddha.
Jadeite: *bows respectfully and then turns and grabs Sakura's arm and grags her out*
Sakura: *complains bitterly and loudly at being dragged along*
Rinfi: *bounces back over to Shuu and slaps him in the back of the head* Why didn't you tell me he was taken?! Nii-chan no BAKA!
Shuu: OW! >_< Woman!
Touma: I don't think he knew, Rinfi-chan
Rinfi: *giggles and gives Touma a big hug* Touma-san! ^_^ You haven't come and let the kids climb on you lately. We miss you!
K-chan: *meeps and locks the Quatres' door as an inquisitive voice asks* Is something going on out there?
Shuu: *rubbing the back of his head and pouting* He gets a hug, I get my head slapped. Not fair.
Touma: *laughs softly and hugs her back* Well schoolwork keeps me busy most of the time, gomen nasai, Rinfi-chan
Rinfi: *sniffs his sweatshirt* Mmm, you smell good! ^_^
Shuu: Someone just shoot me now. It'll make it easier.
Touma: *blinking* Do I? Wow, and I had track today, too....
Rinfi: *messes up his hair* You gotta think about how much Shuu stinks when he's all sweaty and put it in perspective, I guess. ^_^;;
Shuu: #>_<# I DON'T STINK!
Touma: I gotta agree with your brother there -- now, that tiger's another story
Rinfi: *wrinkles her nose* Honto?
Touma: Especially when his fur gets wet -- you ever smell a wet dog? Nothing compared to a wet tiger
K-chan: *coughs*
Other three Fuan babies: *screaming* DOG PILE ON NII-CHAN!
Shuu: ...eep?
Chun Fa, Yun, &
Mei Ryu: *tackle*
Touma: *eyes go wide and then he grins as he realizes they're all heading for Shuu*
Shuu: *topples with a very loud crash and grabs a random head to noogie* You little creeps!
Yun: *yelp* Nii-chan BAKA!
Rinfi: 9_9 There goes the neighborhood.
Chun Fa: Tickle! Tickle! ^_^
Touma: *giggles and grabs for one of the little ones* Come up here and see your uncle Touma for a minute?
Shuu: *makes a very interesting face*
Touma: *blinks and grabs for the tickling child*
Chun Fa: *squeals and gives him a big smacking kiss on the cheek* Hi! ^_^ (8 yr old sister)
Yun: (13 yr old bro) Lemme go! Baka! >_<
Shuu: Nope! ^_^ *noogies happily*
Mei Ryu: (10 yr old brother) His foot's in my spleen! Arrgh! Let him go!
Touma: *grins and bumps noses with Chun Fa* You doing well in school?
Rinfi: *rubs her temples* See what happens when you don't come home?
Chun Fa: Yep! ^^ M'learning stuff. S'easy. ^^
Touma: Good girl! You study hard just like your uncle Touma showed you, right?
Chun Fa: *pats his cheek* Yup! Fa-chan's gonna be a super genius just like Touma-ji-san. ^_^
Shuu: Help! A little assistance here, please!
Mei Ryu: *gnawing his leg*
Touma: *grins at her* I gotta help your big brother now, okay?
Yun: *sitting on his back and noogie-ing*
Shuu: >_< You're making my hair all fuzzy!
Touma: *sets Chun Fa down and sweeps the boys up one under each arm and staggers away from S* Your little brothers are getting realy big, Shuu!
Yun: No one can tell the difference, nii-chan baka. Your hair's always fuzzy.
Mei Ryu: *gnawing on Touma*
Shuu: *sitting up* Aren't they? Little terrorists.
Touma: You don't get your teeth out of me and I'm dropping you on the floor, you little terrier.
Chun Fa: *plops down in Shuu's lap and snuggles him* Nii-chan's funny. ^_^
Mei Ryu: *barks and then cackles madly*
Yun: 9_9;; Nut.
Touma: *squats down and sets the boys free*
Rinfi: Dorks. -_-;;
Mei Ryu: Girl! >_<
Yun: O.o;;
Touma: Hey now! Girls are very nice. *nods authoritatively*
Chun Fa: *announcing to the world* Nee-chan has to buy bras in the silky underwear part of the store now.
Rinfi: #O.O#
Shuu & bros: *cackle*
Touma: *turns absolutely burgundy*
Chun Fa: *innocent blinkie*
Rinfi: *has steam coming out of her ears*
Touma: *trying to think quickly* Yes well, where do you have to go to get your diapers now?
Yun: *trying not to laugh anymore for fear his sister will kill him* Fa-chan, you can't talk about nee-san's underwear.
Chun Fa: *glares at Touma indignantly* I don't wear diapers! I was just sayin it cause Mama says that means she's a big girl now! I'll have to wear a bra too in a couple years. >_<
Rinfi: #-_-#()
Touma: *blushes and rubs the back of his neck*
Shuu: o.o;; Um... >_> Fa-chan, let's not talk about underwear anymore.
Touma:How about we talk about dinner instead?
Chun Fa: *scowls and snuggles back against his chest* Everybody wears underwear. Its not a big deal.
Mei Ryu: Food? o.o Where?
Touma: *whispering to Chun Fa* Don't be upset, Fa-chan, you were being very observant like a smart girl should be.
Yun: Food! We just ate before we came! You can't be hungry already! You'd have to be nii-chan!
Touma: *covers his mouth and tris not to laugh*
Shuu: *starts to smile at Touma and then hits Yun with a flip flop*
Yun: *cackles*
Mei Ryu: *blinkie* I'm starving.
K-chan: T would explain the chewing on your nii-san and me then?
Chun Fa: *sighs and nods against Shuu's shoulder*
Mei Ryu: No, I'm working on a new kunfu technique that involves my teeth. o.o
Yun: 9_9
Touma: Aw... *gives Chun Fa a hug by hugging her and Shuu together*
Rinfi: Dork.
Mei Ryu: Silky bra girl.
Rinfi: *slap*
Mei Ryu: *falls over*
Yun: Nee-san! Don't KILL him! >_<
Touma: *blikns and turns to look at Mei Ryu on the gground*
Shuu: And they wonder why I don't come home more. 9_9;;
Chun Fa: *giggles*
Touma: *whispering to Chun Fa again* You like nii-san's new earrings?
Mei Ryu: Oooh... Stars...
Chun Fa: *blinkies and stares* Ooooh... Pretty! ^_^
Touma:That's almost exactly what I said!
Shuu: *grins*
Chun Fa: Fa-chan wants her ears pierced... Mama said not yet... Nee-chan got hers done when she was ten, so Fa-chan's gotta wait a little bit more.
Shuu: Mom made me take her, too. *holds up his hand and turns it to the side slightly to show a small scar* She shoulda cut her nails first. She cut the crap outta me.
Touma: I'm sure your Mama is wise in the rules she makes for you all, Chun Fa......*blinks at the tny white mark*
Chun Fa: Mama's a super genius too, Touma-ji-san.
Touma: *nods soberly* I remember, Fa-chan
Yun: *battle cry*
Mei Ryu: *echoes*
Shuu: *looks up* Uh oh.
Yun: *tackles Touma*
Touma: *pales*
Mei Ryu: *helps*
Rinfi: 9_9
Touma: *tumbles to the ground with a ccry of dismay*
Shuu: *manages to scoot himself and Chun Fa out of the way just in time*
Rinfi: Just be glad they're out of their phase where they were Kongo and Suiko and they were beating people wth clumps of dirt and spraying them with a water hose. -_-;;
K-chan: *giggles*
Chun Fa: *giggles* Nee-chan was Korin and Rekka at the same time. She couldn't decide. ^_^
Rinfi: #^_^#
Touma: *squirms around to give Rinfi an arched-eyebrow glance before the boys get himall turned around again*
Chun Fa: *squeaks* Oooh! Nii-chan! Look! ^_^ *pulls the sling shot out of her back pocket*
Shuu: I thought Mom told you no more of that?
Chun Fa: Not in the -house-. She didn't say I couldn't have it outside. ^_^
Rinfi: Her logic skills are amazing.
Touma: *squeaks*
Yun: *tickles*
Mei Ryu: *gnawing again*
Touma:Aiya! I'll die of blood loss!!!!*giggling helplessly*
Chun Fa: *giggles* I could save ya, if ya want?
Touma: *squeakily* Please!
Chun Fa: *gets something out of her pocket and puts it in her mouth*
Shuu: -_-;;
Rinfi: *grins* This is so gross.
K-chan: And she says that with such pride.....
Chun Fa: *puts the spitball in the slingshot and snaps it into the middle of Yun's forehead*
Yun: Ewwww! >_< *topples off*
Mei Ryu: *gnaw, gnaw, blinkie*
Chun Fa: *sends a second spitball onto Mei Ryu's head*
Mei Ryu: *screeches and falls over, swatting it off*
Chun Fa: *victory pose*
K-chan:
Touma: *whoops a victory cry as he jumps to his feet, dancing around the boys*
Rinfi: *giggling* Tenku no Fa-chan.
Shuu: *laughs*