Naaza The Granpaw Killer

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
WHEN WATCHING AN ANIME, MIDGAR TENDS TO SOUND LIKE THE CAST OF MST3K. WHEN WATCHING AN ANIME ON HER COMPUTER'S DVD-ROM, SHE SOUNDS LIKE A LOT MORE LIKE THEM, SINCE HER BISHOPHRENIA GIVES HER MORE OUTLETS WITH WHICH TO MOCK THINGS. SH'TEN, SHUU, SHIN, AND SUPPI-CHAN WATCHED HER TWO NEW SAMURAI TROOPERS DVDS WITH HER, AND THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY HAD TO SAY. SPOILERS, SWEARING, SILLINESS, AND THE REMENANTS OF FANGIRL INDUCED PREGNANCY... SUPPI AND BYAKUEN JUST HAD TWO HALF-TIGER, HALF...WHATEVER SUPPI IS... KITTENS.
¬_¬ IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T ASK.

Shuu: *bitchslaps Sh'ten*
Tenshi: o.o
Sh'ten: ... The fuck?
Shuu: YOUR STUPID CHAIN IS BLOCKING MY WHOLE DAMN FACE!
Tenshi: O.o
Sh'ten: You act like I did it on purpose. -.-#
Tenshi: aaaaawwwww.
Midgar: i have episodes 1-8. ^_^
Tenshi: sweeeeeet
Midgar: yeah, um... sh'ten is standing in front of them on the second one. and his chain doesn't really cover shuu's whole face. just um... everything from the right side of his mouth to his left eye.
Tenshi: lmao
Midgar: its not a good picture of him anyway. he looks really girly on the cover of disc one. XD
Shuu: #-.-# Some fangirl you turned out to be.
Midgar: Girly isn't always a bad thing. Look at Aburatsubo.
Tenshi: o.o
Shuu: ...I'm not as gay as Aburatsubo.
Midgar: Well, nobody's as gay as Aburatsubo, except maybe Mirufi. But that's hardly the point.
Tenshi: lmao
Midgar: its wrong of me to already be yelling for arago to kill nasuti in the opening credits, isn't it?
Tenshi: LMAO
Tenshi: YES.
Sh'ten: She's mean.
Shuu: You get used to it after a while.
Midgar: *at Nasuti's grandpa* Dude. that is -some- mustache. *to Jun, skateboarding* Get hit by a car! oh man... dude. <_< Ryo's laugh is kinda squeaky.
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: naaasutiiii.... in the nastymobile... *giggle*
Tenshi: ~_~
Midgar: naaaaasutiiiiii... stole a biiicycle....
Tenshi: >.< onna
Midgar: sorry. ^^;; ....seiji's a showoff. even touma didn't try to jump into the fight headfirst and upsidedown.
Tenshi: he's a cocky bastard? o.o
Midgar: *giggle*
Midgar: you dumb jane hostage beeyotch. *throws rocks at Nasuti's head*
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: ahem. <_<
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: *shakes a finger at Ryo* Cutting buildings in half is not nice.
Midgar: sh'ten is embarassed by his own evil cackle.
Tenshi: LOL
Shuu: I think I want to change that earlier statement.
Sh'ten: i'm with him.
Tenshi: o.o
Shuu: Shin is possibly gayer than Aburatsubo.
Tenshi: LMAO
Sh'ten: Although that evil laugh of mine is starting to give me doubts about myself. -.-()
Rajura: *snuggles him*
Sh'ten: *blushing and sweatdropping* Look at me! I've got five thirteen year old boys in bondage and I'm laughing like a child molestor gone horrribly, horribly wrong.
Shuu: Kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
Rajura: .... *snickers*
Sh'ten: #-.-# Oh, shut up.
Midgar: I guess I'm gonna have to be the one who says something about Seiji's giant phallic sword?
Shuu: ¬_¬ Do you have to?
Tenshi: hey, i've been saying stuff about seiji's phallic sword forever.
Midgar: Yes! ^_^ And i will, as soon as Sh'ten gets done playing sexy games with Ryo and making his voice change.
Sh'ten: I'm kinda glad my helmet broke. It makes me look like a Klan member.
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: Don't you dare, Shuu.
Shuu: The black wind blows.
Tenshi: o.o
Sh'ten: *snickers* Go on, feel free to challenge me.
Shuu and Sh'ten: *in chorus* If you're prepared for the void! *mad laughter*
Midgar: ...*smacks them both* No more videogames for either of you.
Tenshi: o.o
Rajura: .... *snuggles Naaza instead*
Sh'ten: Oh, be that way. *snuggles Shuu*
Shuu: Heheheh. ^.^
Midgar: -.- should I turn this off? do ya wanna do somethin?
Tenshi: dunno.
Midgar: oh. :-
Tenshi: you been waiting
Tenshi: its getting late
Midgar: yeah i guess. *sigh*
Tenshi: you stillw atching it?
Midgar: yeah. *sigh*
Tenshi: s'matter?
Midgar: it's naaza's turn now. i never realized his voice was so damn deep. o.o
Midgar: but that's not the problem.
Tenshi: eh?
Midgar: what are you doin? *peer*
Tenshi: what's "the problem"? i'm working on eralynnt's page.
Midgar: oh. :- i was thinkin' you were mad at me.
Tenshi: no.
Tenshi: why would i be mad at you? you're watchin your show
Midgar: i thought you wanted to play or somethin? the show'll be here.
Midgar: dude. naaza's eyes are fucking creeping the shit out of me.
Tenshi: go ahead and watch it. you can give me imput about the ones i haven't seen.
Tenshi: o.O eh?
Midgar: he has the worst damn case of villain eye i've ever seen.
Tenshi: LOL
Tenshi: it's not so bad in the second season ~_~
Midgar: and he's beating the crap out of byakuen.: and he killed nasty's poor old granpaw.
Naaza: Well... v ^^;;;
Sh'ten: Granpaw killer.
Shuu: Pet beater.
Naaza: >.< I wasn't in my right mind at the time!
Anubisu: You -still- aren't in your right mind, watchu talkin about? *blink*
Naaza: Well... ^^;;;;
Sh'ten: *snicker* Yeah, we know. *snuggle* We're just kiddin' ya.
Tenshi: i know he blinds ryo later. and kills a -lot- of fish. i dunno what else he does.
Shuu: He melted patches of Rekka with poison! o.o
Naaza: I do that, yes... >_>
Shuu: XD That's cool as shit!
Tenshi: can you see now why he'd be so timid?
Midgar: *evil laugh*
Midgar: I need to find that song, 'poison'... jesus christ. You boys are the -kings- of property damage.
Shuu: We don't do it on purpose.
Sh'ten: We do. But only cause it's cool.
Shuu: ¬_¬
Rajura: *points to Sh'ten* -He's- the one who's always blowing shit up.
Sh'ten: Damn, dude, Naaza just -smooshed- that unversity. You can't blame it all on me.
Shuu: Actually, I think that was mostly Ryo.
Anubisu: *glances at Seiji* At least we keep our damage confined to one country.
Seiji: ... shut up, asshole.
Midgar: Jun's a little tard.
Tenshi: LMAO. yes. yes he is.
Shuu: -.- He has his moments, doesn't he.
Sh'ten: Nasuti's on my nerves and I don't even know the girl.
Suppi: I just want to know what the hell is up with that radioactive baseball.
Shin: I personally think Touma and Seiji come off as much gayer than me. So there.
Sh'ten: You're all pretty gay. But so are we. -.- Especially my fucking laugh. It makes me want to slap myself.
Tenshi: o.o
Shuu: *glomps Shin and drags him into his lap* I was wondering when you'd show up.
Tenshi: shuu does not have a gay laugh. he's cute. :-(
Midgar: not shuu. -sh'ten-. his cackle of evil.
Tenshi: LOL oh ok.
Shuu: The gayest thing about me is my -posture-. Just because I'm uke doesn't mean I constantly have to look like I have something in my ass.
Tenshi: *dies*
Shin: *snickerfit*
Sh'ten: Don't you think it says something that in the opening, where we're all fighting, Seiji's the only one that's all sweaty and you can hardly see Ku-chan at all?
Shuu: *snort*
Anubisu: *grunts* It doesn't mean anything.
Shin: Suuuuure it doesn't. *chuckle*
Suppi: ...I don't understand why you make 'Kuen run everywhere. Do you even care if he gets tired?
Byakuen: *growls and nuzzles*
Shuu: Damn, Seiji, you have -pretty- eyes.
Seiji: ...*blinks at him*
Shin: Isn't it amazing how much more flattering the armor is on him and Ryo than anybody else?
Shuu: Tell me about it. Although it's the only damn slimming shit I wear in the whole fuckin' show.
Sh'ten: ...Did you see that?! They did it again!
Shuu: They did! >.< Ryo calls somebody a bastard every five minutes and they don't translate it! This bites!
Shin: *snuggling Naaza* The Doku armor is a friggin environmental hazard.
Shuu: Well we knew that.
Sh'ten: Naaza's crack-eyed stare of doom...
Shuu: Did his eyes just -glow pink-?
Shin: Creeeeepy. Say what you want to about Rajura, Naaza's got him outclassed in the creepy department by a couple friggin' miles.
Sh'ten: And now Ryo's blind.
Shuu: Well, isn't this fuckin' peachy? And now the kitty's all pissed.
Sh'ten: You're -always- in the way, Nasuti, you dumbass! >.< If we'd grabbed you a couple more inconvienient times, we would've won!
Shuu: 'Suma' is not 'thanks.' It's 'I'm sorry.' He was apologizing to 'Kuen for being a fuckin' dumbass and letting them both get injured.
Shin: Man, these translators were slooooow.
Naaza: *blinkie*
Anubisu: *blinkieblinkie*
Rajura: *shrug, blinkie*
Midgar: *singing* Floooooating in the daaaaark.
Sh'ten: ...Why do you feel the need to sing things?
Midgar: Well he is. He's floating in the dark, lookin' for Seiji. But he's blind.
Sh'ten: What does it matter if it's dark if he can't see any damn way?
Shuu: Point. o.o
Sh'ten: ...We just covered that, Ryo.
Shuu: You can't see in the dark. Especially if you're blind.
Shin: Ooooh. Seiji on ice. Sparkly.
Seiji: *reading his book*
Sh'ten: Seiji on ice. Sounds like dessert.
Shuu: Stop stealing my dirty thoughts.
Sh'ten: *snicker*
Shin: ...The script's redundancy is hurting my ears.
Shuu: The difference between Seiji and the rest of us is that he takes all this hero posing stuff we have to do and makes it look all classy and sexy and badassed at the same time.
Sh'ten: I don't know, I think his attack is a little gaudy.
Seiji: .... *glances up from his book*
Shin: And he says all his lines all husky and sexy for no good reason.
Shuu: ...His voice is husky and sexy, Shin, he can't help it.
Seiji: ... *slow blink*
Shin: 9_9
Sh'ten: I think Tenku's helmet might actually be more phallic than mine.
Shuu: It is. Only Touma could even wear a penis helmet with a straight face.
Shin: Me next! ^.^
Sh'ten: Oooh, whirlpools...
Shin: Did I do that, or were they already there?
Shuu: ...Stop sparkling. He didn't mean it like that.
Tenshi: o.o
Shin: *smack* #>.<# Shut up.

Show
Ryo: *all soft and sexi* Wait for me, Shin....

Sh'ten: Anubisu's a cocky ass. >.< He's worse than me.
Shuu: No no, he's maybe -as bad- as you.
Tenshi: o.o
Sh'ten: #>.<# Shut up!
Shin: ...How is Ryo doing all that grunting underwater?
Shuu: ...I have no fuckin' clue.
Tenshi: ....
Shin: Oooh! Look at me! I'm all sparkly and pretty.
Sh'ten: Yes. Yes you are.
Shin: ...I should just give up talking, shouldn't I?
Anubisu: Uh-huh.
Shin: #-.-#
Shuu: Ryo just summoned Rekka -underwater.-
Shin: We should make a note of that.
Sh'ten: I thought you were gonna quit talking? That sounds a lot like talking to me.
Shin: *smack*
Sh'ten: ...
Shuu: Tell him.
Sh'ten: You really do hit like a woman, Suiko.
Shin: FUCK YOU!
Sh'ten: Deaaaaad fishiiiiiies!
Anubisu: *shoves his hand into Shin's pants*
Shuu: ¬_¬
Sh'ten: She's right. ^.^ Singing things is fun.
Shin: So many dead fishies.... Nnn... Quit it, Anubisu. *squirmy*
Anubisu: *fondlefondlefondle*
Shin: *swat, squirm* I'm tryin' to watch Naaza and Ryo kill each other! >.<
Anubisu: *nibbles at the side of his neck*
Shuu: Awww! That's so sad. He tried to poison Shin's whale.
Sh'ten: Keep groping him. He groans sexy.
Shin: *squirm, squirm* >.< Cut it out! I can't hear myself!
Anubisu: You narcissitic or somethin', pretty boy? *nibble, fondle*
Shin: Let me watch myself kick Naaza's ass and then I'll get back to you. >.<
Sh'ten: ...Naaza, how the -fuck- do you make the swords stick together like that?!
Naaza: Trade secret?
Sh'ten: Magnets?
Shuu: They'd have to be really fuckin' strong magnets, the way he flings them around.
Sh'ten: Seiji's dethroned.
Tenshi: o.o
Shuu: Yes. Shin definitely has the most phallic attack.
Tenshi: lol
Shin: ....###>.<### I don't know why I even bother. *tackles Anubisu*
Anubisu: *squeaks*
Shuu: My turn! ^_^
Sh'ten: Seiji and Nasuti drove up the mountain in search of Shuu. Seiji looked bored, as usual, because everything seems to bore the fuck out of Seiji except fucking, books, and kicking ass.
Shuu: And cars. But he's not driving.
Sh'ten: And cars.
Shuu: You do a good impression of that silly ass announcer.
Sh'ten: I try. ^^
Seiji: *back to reading*
Sh'ten: o.O I have new respect for Seiji.
Shuu: ...Heheheh. Cause he told Nasuti to get lost?
Sh'ten: Yes. Bout damn time somebody put the bitch in her place.
Shuu: She's not a bitch! -.- She's just a little slow.
Sh'ten: A blizzard and a pack of Anubisu's wolves... Yep, she's pretty fuckin' slow. She should've listened to him. Dumbass.
Anubisu: *busy*
Rajura: I think he keeps forgetting that Shin's not uke...
Sh'ten: Yeah, well. Naaza's spoiled him rotten. It'll do him some good.
Shin: *molesting*
Shuu: ...Did you see that?
Sh'ten: Yes. That was not just you. Seiji's transformation -does- start with a crotch shot.
Shuu: As long as it's not just me.
Tenshi: seiji has the sexy pose at the end of the sequence too.
Midgar: Shuu and Shin were both kinda arching brows at the fact that Ryo went after Shin and Seiji went after Shuu. ()¬_¬
Tenshi: LOL
Midgar: but they didn't say anything. they just kinda looked at each other.
Tenshi: well... it's seiji.
Midgar: Kaaaaoooosuuuu...
Sh'ten: I love it when the staff jingles. XD I used to do that when nobody was watching just to amuse myself.
Shuu: ...You're a weird, weird guy.
Tenshi: LOL he would, too.
Sh'ten: I can't decide if Ku's laugh is cooler or dumber than mine. Jiro's is sexier cause it's understated.
Shuu: Compared to yours, Naaza's is understated.
Sh'ten: Bite me.
Tenshi: LOL
Shuu: Anubisu's almost as bad as Naaza the granpaw killer. Attackin' a man in a coma. How rude.
Sh'ten: You'll wake up in the nick of time. Good guys are lucky that way.
Shuu: And what is it with Seiji and gettin trapped in ice?!
Rajura: Well, he is pretty damn cold.
Sh'ten: ...Seiji makes that weird voice trilling thing they do with your attacks sound almost sexy.
Tenshi: o.o
Shuu: ...Man, that was a good shot of me. I look sexier when I'm confused.
Sh'ten: *snrk*
Shuu: ...
Sh'ten: *choking*
Tenshi: o.o

Show:
Shuu: That was pretty wild.
Seiji: I'll be more careful next time.
Shuu: A little more gentle, please.

Sh'ten: I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I just- *choke*
Shuu: ...#-.-# It sounded dirty to me, too.
Sh'ten: *pant, wheeze* I just took it -totally- out of context...
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: Whee! Pink pirate time!
Rajura: *sweatdrops*
Shuu: Spiiiiiiderman! Spidermaaaan!
Ryo: *petting the kittens*
Sh'ten: Damn. Jiro, you are one sexy bastard.
Rajura: What makes you say that? *smirk*
Sh'ten: *snuggle* Your hair, your rumbly sexy voice, those pouty lips, the way you build up to an evil cackle instead of coming right out and sounding stupid.
Rajura: How sweet.
Shuu: I really am cute. ^.^
Sh'ten: *snuggle, snuggle*
Shuu: He can make an entrance, too.
Sh'ten: *hums the spiderman song*
Tenshi: who, Rajura? hell yes he can. he's almost as good as miyama XD
Sh'ten: The way you can kick asses even while you're hanging upside down by your ankles from a tree.
Rajura: Well... *chuckle*
Shuu: ...Has no one else noticed the gratuitous amount of bishounen hair blowing time given to the Mulletmen?
Sh'ten: You're so devious. Why is it so much sexier when you do evil things than when everyone else does?
Rajura: *laughs* Because it's me doing them.
Sh'ten: Well, maybe. *nuzzle*
Shuu: He's got that added flair of sneaky cleverness, I think is the problem. I mean, it's pretty sexy when you kick our asses, too.
Sh'ten: ...Yeah. Phallic attacks from the waterboy.
Shuu: Mine has a crotchshot, too, but I look -terrible-.
Sh'ten: Aww. You don't look so bad toward the end of it.
Midgar: Seiji didn't see through the illusion right away. He just noticed the fighting style was wrong and then saw Shuu's reflection in Korin Ken.
Midgar: and the wounds on shin and ryo were wrong for rajura's weapon.
Tenshi: o.O
Midgar: aaaand he pissed shuu off.
Shuu: ^^;; I just have this natural instinct to beat the fuck out of cheaters.
Sh'ten: Aww, Jiro made you cry.
Shuu: #-.-#
Tenshi: o.o
Sh'ten: I don't know whether to laugh or scowl.
Shuu: -.- We could pretend you didn't see that.
Sh'ten: But it was so cute!
Midgar: when shuu picked up seiji after he kicked rajura's ass and seiji was all bruised and unconcious from shuu hitting him he was like... 'i guess i owe you one, seiji.' and there was a little sparkly tear.
Sh'ten: It was soooo cute.
Shuu: ...
Tenshi: aaaaw.
Midgar: and then later when seiji came around, shuu was having his own bruises tended but he tried to jump up and go check on him.
Sh'ten: Soooo cute!
Shuu: ...
Suppi: *grooming one of the kittens*
Ryo: They're so cute...
Seiji: *peers*
Shuu: *off changing into his pjs*
Suppi: *smiles faintly* We haven't picked names yet.
Byakuen: *nosing at the other kitten*
Tenshi: are they white striped with wings?
Midgar: i think so. but their stripes are thicker than 'Kuen's, and they have tufted ears like suppi. ^.^
Tenshi: kunzite would have a shitfit. x_x he'd want one so bad. he'd be like cruella devil.
Midgar: lol! yes, but he wouldn't want to skin it. he'd just want to snuggle it.
Tenshi: right. he hasn't seen them yet. i don't think he's been feeling well
Midgar: how much longer do you think he's gonna be pregnant?
Tenshi: i dunno o.o i think they're kind of progressing normally now, him and kenshin.
Midgar: yes, but they're both big as houses. @_@
Tenshi: i don't think they're that big o.O
Midgar: -.- well it just seems like it, i guess.
Tenshi: well look at kenshin's scrawny ass. of course he's gonna -look- as big as a house, he's so skinny anyway.
Suppi: *eyes Ryo* Do you have any ideas?
Ryo: *blinks* For their names?
Suppi: No, in your head. 9_9
Ryo: ... *blink, blink*
Byakuen: *snorts*
Suppi: Yes, for names.
Ryo: *blushes hotly* Um... I dunno...
Suppi: *goes back to snuggling the kitten instead of licking the poor thing half to death* We thought you might want to help, since he thinks you're their big brother.
Byakuen: *nudging the other mewling kitten toward Suppi*
Ryo: Oh... um.. I'll have to think. *still blushing vividly*
Suppi: *trades with him* I'm going to be coughing up hair balls soon, you know. He's almost as furry as you. *nuzzles Byakuen affectionately*
Byakuen: *chuffs and growls and nuzzles back, before starting to nuzzle at the first kitten*
Ryo: Are they both boys?
Suppi: Yes, actually.
Ryo: Wow.. heheh. ^_^
Suppi: Yes... I thought it was rather nice, too. *nuzzling the second kitten's wings gently*
Ryo: I don't know... I want to come up with something special. *smiles at Byakuen*
Suppi: Well, there isn't any hurry. We don't know if they'll even be able to talk yet.
Ryo: Hmm.. yeah, that is an interesting question...
Suppi: We're actually just giving them names so people can talk to them. If we growl at them, they'll know who we're talking to.
Ryo: *blushes* Yeah... of course...
Shuu: *wanders back in and plonks down by Ryo, putting his head in his lap*
Ryo: *blinkie*
Shuu: Pet me. I'm tired.
Ryo: *blinnkie, pet*
Suppi: *laughs quietly* I didn't know people could do that.
Shuu: It's just a matter of knowing who to ask. *yawn*