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April 30, 2002 - 2:09 P.M.
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Handjob from Luke Skywalker: Jedi Hand Trick?
WELL, LET'S SEE, WHAT HAVE WE GOT FOR YOU TODAY? SOME MILD ODDNESS, GROPING, MOLESTATION, MERPEOPLE HUMPING, TOMO MOLESTING POOR SUBOSHI (AGAIN) AND OTHER THINGS OF THAT NATURE. AND THE FIRST ACTUALLY -FEATURED- APPEARANCE BY HAN SOLO AND LUKE SKYWALKER. AND NO, WE'RE NOT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT DO 3-D SLASH... BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MANGA OF STAR WARS? KAWAII! WE COULDN'T RESIST! Tenshi: Luke has been rattling around in my head today. I think whenever I get a new boi it takes them a while to settle in.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: plus Tomo keeps stalking him. <_<
Luke: *glomps Han* Save me?
Tomo: *lurking in the shadows with only his face showing, creepily*
Tenshi: O.O how the fuck did I end up on the ninjaburger website???
Midgar: data is a hacker. *giggle*
Midgar: he's hacking the borg. ^_^;;
Midgar: h4xx0r3d! ^_^ Yay Data!
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: he h4xx0r3d the borg and they esploded. ^_^
Tenshi: O.o
Han: *letting Luke sit on his lap again*
Luke: *peering over at Tomo* He's scary...
Tomo: *cackle*
Han: *slow blinkie* Yup.
Tenshi: I made sure that the only pants he could find were skintight liquid vinyl XD
Fisheye: Hey, those are mine! >.<
Silence: *checks Fishy thoroughly for missing pants with an innocent expression*
Fisheye: *squeal*
Luke: *hmphs and climbs out of Han's lap*
Tenshi: heheh... he keeps ending up there
Luke: ##>.<##
Han: *slow blink* You'd rather take your chances with the fruit in the makeup, its your call, kid.
Tomo: *reaching out from the shadows* Come here, blondie...
Luke: Meep! *jumps back into Han's lap*
Han: *just -barely- manages not to laugh*
Luke: *glare*
Han: *squints and then ruffles his hair*
Luke: *blinkieblinkie... swat* Cut that out!
Han: *chuckles* Why? Your hair's all shaggy anyway. Nobody can tell.
Luke: *folds his arms over his chest* You treat me like I'm a kid.
Han: *slow blink, sudden leer* How do ya want me ta treat ya?
Luke: *turns beet red* Um.... like... uh... an...adult?
Han: *ruffles his hair again* Ya gotta stop blushin and shit first, kid.
Luke: *lowers his eyes and continues to blush* Well what am I supposed to do if you're lookin' at me like that?
Han: *fake innocent smile* Like what?
Luke: *looks up at him again* I dunno... what, am I supposed to try to do it too?
Han: *chuckle* Oh, I'd -love- to see that.
Luke: .... *attempts to leer*
Han: *presses his lips together tightly and crosses his arms over his chest, trying -so- hard not to laugh*
Luke: *wrinkles his nose, then tries again*
Han: *covers his mouth with his hand to hide a huge grin*
Luke: .... you're laughing at me. *scowl*
Han: *purr* Not laughing. Grinning.
Luke: *scowlscowl* Close enough!
Han: *slight frown, grope*
Luke: *blushsqueak*
Han: *grope, grope, blinkie*
Luke: *squirm,swat* What are you doing?? ##O.O##
Han: ^.^ Made ya stop scowlin at me, didn't I, kid.
Luke: ... *scowl* Well, jeez, if that's all you wanted...
Han: There you go again. *grope*
Luke: *squeak, swat*
Tomo: *orgasmic noise* I want him!
Luke: *cling*
Han: *gropegropegropegrope* I have a blaster, makeup boy. *grope, molest*
Kuja: *disapproving frown* Tomo, don't you ever learn? Why don't you just molest Suboshi, he's not busy.
Suboshi: *gnawing on the leather strap holding him to the wall*
Tomo: ~_~;; Well, he killed me once, so excuse me if I'm a little jaded.
Luke: *squirmswatsquirmsqueeksquirm* Haaaaannnn!
Kuja: *slow blinkie* Yes. And now he's been disarmed and stripped and tied down.
Han: *purr, molestmolest* That sounded kinda nice.
Tomo: *blinkie* True. *pounces on Suboshi*
Suboshi: *blood curdling screech*
Luke: *blushing and squirming and obviously not knowing what to do with himself* It wasn't supposed to sound nice! What are you doing?
Han: Molesting you? ^.^
Luke: B-but... why? *wide-eyed blinkie*
Han: Cause you're makin' encouraging squeaking noises and wigglin' around? *grope*
Luke: *squeak*
Han: *leer* See, there ya go again. *molestmolest*
Tenshi: zaeril and august wanted sex....
Midgar: it’s almost one in the morning! o.O;;
Tenshi: lol
Tenshi: earlier
Tenshi: :p
Midgar: sides. zaeril's getting sex. *point* D put horny drugs in the fish food.
Luke: *squirms and squeaks and falls out of Han's lap onto the floor*
Tenshi: O.o
D: *watching Sori and Zaeril hump through the fishbowl and purring*
Han: *pounce*
Tenshi: O.o underwater voyeurism?
Luke: *loud squeak*
Midgar: sister complex, anyone? http://ecomancer.net/sw-anime/anh3/group3.gif
Tenshi: *cackle* incest! incest! nobody talks about that, yanno.
Midgar: I don't know if we wanna ask leather boy about it right now. he's busy.
Han: *molesting and leering*
Luke: *blushing and shoving at him and writhing around*
Han: *molestmolestmolest* You really need to relax, kid. It’s not that bad. *chuckle, molest*
Luke: *gasp* But I don't... *pant, squeak* You shouldn't...
Han: Hmmm? ^.^ *molestmolestmolest*
Luke: *moan* Cut it out...
Han: *nuzzle, grope* Aww! Why? *molest*
Luke: *squirm* Because....
Han: *snuggle* You're cute. ^.^ *molest*
Luke: *swats at him* Stooooop!
Han: *blinkie*
Luke: *blushes and presses his thighs together*
Han: *puppy face*
Luke: *blinkieblinkie* ...what?
Han: *tentative grope*
Luke: *smacks his hand* You're just giving me sad-eyes so you can feel on me some more.
Han: *leer* Oh, you're -quick-, kid. Saw through that in a -second-.
Luke: *squirms and blushes and presses his legs together more tightly*
Han: *grope*
Luke: *squeak* Cut it out! Or I'll....
Han: *blinkie* Or you'll what? *grope*
Luke: *squirm, whimper* These aren't even my pants...
Han: Want me to take them off? ^.^
Luke: *squeak* No!
Tenshi: he got corrupted so quickly.
Midgar: They always do. It’s the power of Akio.
<<<< -- >>>>
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