An Exclusive Interview with Tsuzuki Asato! Wow!

WOW! THREE NEW ENTRIES IN A MONTH! WELL, DON'T GET USED TO IT, PEOPLE, CAUSE GOD KNOWS WE WON'T KEEP THIS UP. ANYWAY, NOT TOO MUCH OF A WARNING TODAY, EXCEPT FOR OVERUSE OF THE WORD 'PENIS' AND A FRIGHTENED AND OVERWHELMED BLUSHING SHINIGAMI IN A STATE OF NEAR NUDITY AND PARTIAL AROUSAL. MRR.

Tenshi: We're coming to you LIVE, with Tsuzuki Asato, for an exclusive and candid interview. ^_^
Tsuzuki: *yawn, blinkie* What's goin' on?
Tenshi: You're gonna be on tv, sugar. Smile.
Tsuzuki: *sleepy smile, blinkie, yawn*
Tenshi: Now, for our exclusive and candid interview. You're such a mysterious man, Tsuzuki, we'd like to know more about your personal life. ^_^
Tsuzuki: *wide eyed blinkie* Mysterious? Me?
Tenshi: Just a little bit, yeah. *pets his hair*
Tsuzuki: Wow. #^^#;; I had no idea.
Tenshi: Right, so. We've just got a couple of questions, they're pretty simple, I'm sure you won't mind answering them. ^_^
Tsuzuki: I'll try, I guess. ^^;;
Tenshi: First of all, it's been noted that nobody calls you by your first name. >_> Do they ever? Not even during sex?
Tsuzuki: #o.o# Uh... Um... My, that's personal, isn't it? #^^#
Tenshi: Well, we said it would be an exclusive and candid interview. ^_^
Gabriel: *trying to film down Tsuzuki's pajama pants*
Tsuzuki: Well... Ano... In my history... Which is actually not as extensive as some people would imagine... Two of them have. Um... One of them only when I call him by his first name, first. And then he answered with mine. But not always. ##^^##
Tenshi: Oh? And who are these two? ^_^
Tsuzuki: I'd rather not say. <_< Because um... There are people who would not want to know.
Tenshi: Oh, I see. *snickersnicker* Achem. So. Ah. What does Hisoka's penis look like?
Tsuzuki: #O_O# Excuse me?!
Tenshi: Hisoka's penis. Come on. Inquiring minds want to know XD
Tsuzuki: #o.o# Ano... Ano... Ano.. um... ano...
Tenshi: At least tell us whether or not he's peach-fuzzy.
Tsuzuki: ##o.o## Um... In what... whe-... Um...
Tenshi: We're talkin about between the legs, puppy-boy. That's where the interests of the public lie. ^_~
Tsuzuki: ##o.o## Ano... Ano... Ano...
Tenshi: Cmon, is he fuzzy or not? Is there enough there to dig your fingers in?
Tsuzuki: ###o.o### Anooo...
Tenshi: Ok, maybe we'll come back to this subject later. Is Tatsumi hung like a horse? One of our sources who refuses to be named gives us that impression. ^.^
Tsuzuki: ####o.o#### What.. Who... Who... How... Um... Ano...?!
Tenshi: Come on, Tsuzuki, give us the scoop! XD
Tsuzuki: Well... he's... Um... that is...
Tenshi: Yeeeeees? *leering*
Gabriel: *zooms in again*
Tsuzuki: Well... Um... I... he's above average, I think... But it's not like I'm as experienced as people think, I don't think. #~_~#
Tenshi: Yay! and one more question before we get back to Hisoka. Have you seen Muraki's wang? Is he a natural blond? XD
Tsuzuki: ASK ORIYA! >_<
Tenshi: But you've seen it too, haven't you?
Tsuzuki: Absolutely not! I close my eyes when he tries to molest me, everybody knows that. #>_<#
Tenshi: So you aren't at all interested in his powerful, muscular body, or his flawless white skin?
Tsuzuki: #¬_¬# Not at all, no.
Tenshi: You don't want to feel his strong, sensitive hands caressing all over your warm, trembling flesh?
Tsuzuki: NO! NEXT QUESTION! #>_<#
Tenshi: Tell us about Hisoka's penis.
Tsuzuki: #~_~# No?
Tenshi: Yes, please?
Tenshi: Or we can talk about Muraki some more.
Tsuzuki: I think... I think... I think I should go. #<_<# I need to um... Feed my puppy...
Tenshi: I'll give you pie.
Tsuzuki: *glare* That's a low blow. If I tell you dirty things about Hisoka he'll get mad at me.
Tenshi: No he won't. ^.^
Tenshi: I'll smear the pie on him, and then he can't complain.
Tsuzuki: *wavering slightly* Well... Um...
Tenshi: Boston creme pie.
Tsuzuki: #~_~# Well, um... What... what do you want to know?
Tenshi: *pinches his cheek* You're such a good boy. Um, I dunno. ^.^ Tell us about his penis!
Tsuzuki: #~_~# What about it?
Tenshi: Just general details. XD
Gabriel: Would you be willing to put a hidden camera in your bedroom? ^.^
Tsuzuki: #o.o# I thought you already had one in there? I know Hakushaku-sama probably does. He makes bootleg tapes for Enma. #<_<# But don't tell them I know. I just haven't figured out how to block the camera yet.
Gabriel: The ecchi fangirls have respected the rights of a precious few of their captive bishounen.
Tsuzuki: Hmm. *pensive look*
Tenshi: We could always tap into Hakushaku's line. Now, about Hisoka's penis!
Tsuzuki: What -about- it?! #>.<#
Tenshi: Tell us about it.
Tsuzuki: It's there and he knows how to use it. What else am I supposed to know?
Tenshi: Okay, then tell us about having sex with him. ^.^
Tsuzuki: ##~_~## I like it?
Tenshi: Deeeetaails.
Tsuzuki: He... um... Um... He blushes a lot?
Tenshi: ^.^ Annnnnd?
Tsuzuki: And... Um... He's not too noisy, but he's not quiet, either. #~_~#
Tenshi: Ooo!
Hisoka: *climbs over Tsuzuki to grab the camera* And we're NOT GOING TO TALK about him anymore.
Tsuzuki: *blushes and squirms* I told you he'd get mad.
Gabriel: *wrestling* Hey! Let go!
Hisoka: *growling and jerking on the camera* Go away!
Gabriel: I can't go away if you won't let go!
Tsuzuki: *hitches his pants up slightly and starts to sneak away*
Hisoka: *breaks off the lens* You stay -right- there, Tsuzuki.
Tsuzuki: *sits down -fast-, his tone meek* Hai.
Tenshi: I guess that's the end of our news presentation for tonight. ^.^
Mid: We should have asked him how many people he's had sex with.
Mid: While we had him stuck.
Tenshi: yeah. *pout*
Gabriel: *sneaks off with the camera's remains*
Hisoka: *glares after him, fuming*
Mid: Although we could still ask him now. <_< But he's gonna get yelled at in a sec.
Tenshi: keep talking and hisoka might ask him himself.
Mid: Cause I know I'm curious. Although we'd have to be -very- specific in how we asked, because he's probably been raped and I don't know if that should count.
Tenshi: i don't think so <_<
Mid: I don't think so either.
Tenshi: we could also ask how many times he's been raped, cuz i'm sure its more than once ~_~
Mid: Oh yeah. <_< And by more people than just Muraki.
Hisoka: *slowly turns to Tsuzuki*
Tsuzuki: *meekly staring at the floor and blushing darkly*
Hisoka: ..... Tsuzuki!
Tsuzuki: *squeaky* Hai?
Hisoka: What's the meaning of all this? *hands on hips*
Tsuzuki: #~_~# I don't know. I was taking a nap and then they woke me up and wanted to interview me about... um... you know...
Hisoka: *brow arch* Oh, do I?
Tsuzuki: Well, you wouldn't have stopped her if you hadn't heard what kind of questions they were.
Hisoka: Is that all they asked about?
Tsuzuki: Well, yeah, basically... Just um... my... um... history...
Hisoka: *glowers*
Tsuzuki: #~_~#()
Hisoka: *flops down next to him, grumbling* Stupid crazy women....
Tsuzuki: Aren't they though? #^.^#;;
Hisoka: *punches him in the arm* That doesn't mean I forgive you!
Tsuzuki: #~_~# Right.
Hisoka: *slouches, crossing his arms*
Tsuzuki: *nuzzles at his ear* I'm sorry, 'Soka-chan.
Hisoka: *waves him off* Yeah, yeah.
Tsuzuki: *leans on his shoulder*
Hisoka: *frowns, but doesn't pull away*
Tsuzuki: *closes his eyes and smiles faintly*
Hisoka: *glances at him, his expression softening*
Tenshi: aren't they cute. ~_~
Mid: very much so.
Mid: is hisoka gonna ask him or not?
Tenshi: i don't think so >.<
Mid: darn
Tenshi: *pokes him*
Hisoka: *sour look* What do you want?
Tsuzuki: *happily sniffing him* 'He smells so good...'
Tenshi: Ask Tsuzuki how many people he's slept with.
Tsuzuki: #o.o#
Hisoka: .... What if I don't want to know?
Tsuzuki: #~_~# I'm sure it's not as many as everybody thinks.
Hisoka: It isn't any of my business.
Mid: It isn't?
Hisoka: He'll tell me if he wants to tell me. *scowl* Why would it be my business?
Mid: Because you're sleeping with him now. O.o;; Shouldn't you know where he's been?
Tsuzuki: #~_~# I think I'm going to go feed my puppy now.
Hisoka: It isn't like I'm going to catch anything from him, so it doesn't matter.
Mid: Well, that's true.
Hisoka: *shrugs* Just like it isn't any of his business who I sleep with.
Tsuzuki: ...
Hisoka: *blinks mildly at him*
Tsuzuki: *getting up* Yup, definitely time to feed the puppy. *wandering off*
Hisoka: ..... *faint smirk*
Mid: That was mean. >_< No more sex for you.
Hisoka: *blinkie* What?? No!
Mid: You're obviously not mature. I'm going to give Hijiiri to Miki until you can behave like an adult.
Hisoka: But... but... but....
Mid: I'm not listening.
Hisoka: *wiggly eyes, voice cracking* That isn't fair.....
Mid: How is it not fair? It's not like Tsuzuki throws it in your face that he sleeps with other people. And he doesn't do it because of you.
Hisoka: I was just teasing... *teary blinkie* He doesn't?
Mid: No. He sleeps with them because he likes them, that's the -only- reason.
Tenshi: *pokes Tsuzuki*
Tsuzuki: *feeding his puppy*
Hisoka: *snifflesniffle* Well....
Tenshi: Your seme is crying. <_<
Tsuzuki: *blinkie* Why?
Tenshi: Because Mid said he can't have sex anymore.
Tsuzuki: Oh. Why?
Mid: Well -what-, Hisoka?
Tenshi: Because he's mean and immature.
Tsuzuki: Oh. Well... That's a good reason, I guess.
Hisoka: *looking down at his feet, sniffling* I didn't mean to....
Tenshi: You don't mind?
Tsuzuki: It's none of my buisness.
Tenshi: *blinkie*
Mid: Then you should go apologize to him.
Hisoka: *scuffs the toes of his shoes against the floor* But I don't....
Mid: Don't -what-?
Hisoka: *rubs at his eyes* I'm going, I'm going.
Hisoka: *wipes his face with his sleeve and then walks toward Tsuzuki*
Tsuzuki: *rubbing his puppy's ears* S'a cute little puppy... You were hungry, weren't you?
Hisoka: *fidgets* ...Tsuzuki...
Tsuzuki: Hmm?
Hisoka: *looks at the floor* I... um... I'm sorry...
Tsuzuki: It's okay, Hisoka. You don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to. I respect your privacy.
Hisoka: *bites his lip, fidgeting more* I... um.... I've.... you know about Hijiiri....
Tsuzuki: *nods* I do.
Hisoka: And... um.... that's... all... but... if there were... um... anyone else... I would..... I think I would tell you and... um.... if... because you're.... um.... that is.... I...
Tsuzuki: *nods slightly* I know. And... Um... Ano... *inhales slowly, and then exhales, blushing and watching his puppy* Four, actually. One before... And then Tatsumi, Watari, and you. That's really it, you know, that I wanted... That I... Um...
Hisoka: *shakes his head slightly* That's all that matters, then.
Tsuzuki: *crimson* Sou, ne?
Hisoka: *glances up at him* You didn't have to tell me...
Tsuzuki: You should know. Because I know it bothers you and you think... You think that I... I'm indiscriminate. And I'm -not-.
Hisoka: *looks away from him, blushing* I don't think you're indiscriminate....
Tsuzuki: You do. Most everybody does, because I'm a flirt and I'm inconsistent.
Hisoka: *frowns slightly, still blushing* I don't. I get jealous sometimes, and I get angry sometimes, because I think.... I don't want you to.... I know I'm not..... I won't ever be.....
Tsuzuki: You're -fine-. Honestly. You... You don't have to worry about it, really. #~_~# I don't... I'm not in the habit of comparing people but honestly, you're... Ano... Um...
Hisoka: *blinks at him, blushing deeply* I'm....?
Mid: Go on and say it. <_< He's not here.
Tsuzuki: ##~~## You and Watari are about even.
Hisoka: ..... *frown* About even?
Tsuzuki: You know... Physically. ###>_<### That's what you're worried about, isn't it?!
Hisoka: *'s face gets -very- red* Oh.. *squeak* I didn't.... *squeak* I didn't.....
Tenshi: i think he thought you were talking about performance XD
Tsuzuki: You can't -compare- performance! That's totally up to perception and situation! It's too um... um... abi.. arbi... what's the damn word?! ARBITRARY.
Tsuzuki: *looking sheepish and squirmy*
Hisoka: .... *blinks at him*
Tsuzuki: *slow blinkie* I like being with you, though... *shy smile, ducks his head* You're beautiful and I ... You know how I feel about you.
Hisoka: *blushes* Tsuzuki.....
Tsuzuki: *kisses his hair* I know. Baka.
Hisoka: *cuddles close to him*
Tsuzuki: *kisses his nose* 'Soka-chan kawaii da yo.
Hisoka: *pokes Tsuzuki in the ribs* No.
Tsuzuki: *laughs softly* Kawaii to sekushii, hontou ni.
Hisoka: *blushes at him, then tucks his head against Tsuzuki's shoulder*