In Which We Explore Special Effects...

HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO ASK YOURSELF ABOUT THE SPECIAL EFFECTS OF ANIME? SPARKLES? SPOOKY WIND? HAMMER SPACE? IN THIS EPISODE OF BISHOPHRENIA, AFTER A SHORT YURI INTERLUDE, THE BISHIES EXPLORE THESE TIME HONORED STAPLES OF THIER TWO-DIMENSIONAL WORLD... LIKE WHY BOYS ARE NOT ALLOWED ACCESS TO HAMMER SPACE... AND WHY NAKAGO DOESN'T SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH HE'S JUST AS PRETTY AS THE SUZAKU SEISHI...

Midgar: u there?
Tenshi: BABY! o.o
Midgar: Hey darlin', wassup?
Midgar: What happened to you last night?
Tenshi: i'm not sure. i think i may have accidentally hit the switch on my surge protector or something ^^;;
Midgar: Steph is bothering me. She wants to know if you like her or not. >.<() I'll lie if you want me to.
Tenshi: tell her i love her. i want to have her babies.
Midgar: *cackles, then pauses* Wait... Should I be jealous? >_>
Steph: o_O
Tenshi: uh...... tell her i'd only do it if you got to fertilize me? ^^
Steph: O_O What kind of sense does that make?!
Tenshi: heeheehee ^^ it makes my kind of sense, baby.
Midgar: Eck! Listerene is yucky!
Tenshi: ARGH!!! i sent my fic and it was messed up!!! >.<
Midgar: What was wrong with it?
Tenshi: on the last three paragraphs (well one paragraph and two lines of text) i had them indented and double-spaced instead of just indented...
Midgar: oops...
Tenshi: i'm sending her another...... do you think that will be okay?
Midgar: I was paranoid and I triple-checked it 50 times. another copy or another fic?
Tenshi: another copy.
Midgar: i dunno
Tenshi: well i'm sending it anyway.. i'd hate to get points taken off and shit just for that.
Midgar: ok, up to u. put something in the subject box about how it's resubmission
Tenshi: and i asked about the dir en grey fic...... bleh, maybe i should have done a yaoi story too
Midgar: we can still edit the snake thing if you want to. it's pwp enough
Tenshi: nah....... nah. it's all right...
Midgar: ok... commercial: http://mooncrack.diaryland.com goto it!! ^_^
Tenshi: o.o
Midgar: crazy sister... pheh... she leaned over me to type it... i never realized my mom's boobs were this much bigger than mine... but i borrowed her tank top and its so stretched out I seem to be falling out of it... ~_~
Tenshi: o.o uh....... cool! *grope* get zoi's skinny ass n chat.
Midgar: *squeak* ok ok *giggles*
Tenshi: i wish cheal and kathy would damn well write back to me!
Midgar: oi
Tenshi: i'm antsy to play Rajura ^^
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: >.> i didn't know steph needed cheal's permission to play milly.
Shuu: *still a girl and wearing a Starfuckers Inc. t-shirt and black boxers... GLARE* Ya know, I think we're doing just fine without rajura...
Tenshi: i was trying to decide how he'd show up.... if he'd just come strolling down the beach in street clothes, or if he'd actually appear in full armor (an illusion onlythey could see, of course)
Midgar: right
Tenshi: the illusion thing would be more shocking ^^
Midgar: Here, Shuu, I think you'll like this. *hands her a copy of Crouching Tiger and smiles sweetly*
Tenshi: hell, he'd probably do it just to freak them out. *bounces* and its such a good time for him to show up!
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: they just need to ok it, dammit.
Shinta: *trying to teach Kenshin how to dance*
Kenshin: *acting as if he doesn't know how to (and most likely faking it completely)*
Tenshi: shuu is cute in this picture
Midgar: Totally cute.
Tenshi: ^^
Shuu: *leaned back against the couch with her legs stretched out in front of her and crossed at the ankles, watching Crouching Tiger with the subtitles turned off* This is pretty cool...
Midgar: I know. *sigh* i would own the DVD right now but mom made me pay all my own bills this month
Tenshi: aww.... that sucks...
Midgar: yeah. im flat broke.
Tenshi: me too, actually.
Tenshi: O.o "sakura having orgasm" is on our google search list... uh... o.O and both bishophrenia and your other diary are linked from blackcrayons.diaryland.com
Midgar: really? ^_^
Tenshi: yup.
Midgar: beansness
Tenshi: O.o "fisheye breasts sailor moon"
Midgar: LMAO
Silence:*looks indignant*
Fisheye: *blinkie, shrug* So sometimes I wear falsies......rarely, actually. It's part of the whole cross-dressing thing, jeez.
Tenshi: aaaawwwww, "chibi legato vash" actually...... that sounds kinda creepy when its strung together like that.
Vash: It certainly does. >_>
Silence:*gives him a look as though he wants to say something, then shrugs and shakes his head*
Fisheye: *blinkie* What?
Tenshi: "When Sephiroth Meet Usagi"?? Well that sounds like a real oscar-winning production, let me tell you.
Midgar: lol
Sephiroth: Nah. She reminds me of Aerith, from what I've heard. Little "Goody Girl OFF" on my sword and I'll take care of that problem.
Silence:*shrugs and goes back to nibbling on his shoulder*
Midgar: *singing along with the Rhythm Emotion remix* ^^ i love this song
Fisheye: *blinks, then starts squirming* Mmm.....
Tenshi: "Iria bishounen pets".... "nipple pinching"??? o.O "slipper fetish"???
Vash: *pinches Knives' nipple* What nipple pinching?
Knives: *squeaks*
Tenshi: well, Sanosuke's got a sword fetish, but i dont' think anyone has a slipper fetish...
Sano: *in a pile of Sanos and Kenshins* Mmph...
Tenshi: >.> there aren't any more of them?
Sano3: We're all in the same pile. >_>
Chibi-Sano: *mouth full of somebody... indistinct noise*
Tenshi: I just wanted to make sure they weren't... i dunno..... having asexual reproduction to make more of them or something.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: *thinks* lets see.... i can add the "i see dead people" transcript.... and "the stupids" transcript... Milly and Rem and Gourry having a conversation 9_9... what else?
Midgar: lol milly and rem and gourry?! that i gotta see
Tenshi: it was funny
Midgar: steph's hair is funny...
Tenshi: this was funny.....
Midgar: she tried to blowdry it and came out looking like elizabeth berkley back when she was on saved by the bell and got blown up... i mean, her hair is huge! *giggles*
Tenshi: O.o LMAO TAKE A PHOTO! BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL
Midgar: she tied it back in a ponytail. sides, she's shirtless. >_>
Tenshi: *evil snicker* that wold be even worse... the blackmail photo of a lifetime.
Midgar: lol

*Sometime later, discussing the Milly-Rem transcript and Wolfwood in it*
Vash: I wish I could have seen the look on his face... *giggle* He has his smooth moments. ^.^.
Tenshi: I still like you best. *grabs his ass*
Vash: ^^ That's because I'm gorgeous.
Midgar: 9_9
Tenshi: o.O
Midgar: he's been practicing lately.
Vash: Look! *makes himself all sparkly*
Shuu: *rolls her eyes* Be quiet and come watch the movie, Vash. Or hump your brother. Whatever you do, just be quiet about it.
Vash: *sparklesparkle*
Tenshi: *_*
Nuriko: ~_~ I made the mistake of telling him that you could do that just by thinking about it. Now he's worse than Hotohori-sama.
Vash: I'm all shiny! ^_^
Tenshi: o_o
Knives: >.>
Vash: *sparklesparkle*
Knives: .........sometimes I wonder if we're not really related at all....
Vash: *sparkleblinkie*
Shuu: Hmm... If Vash can glitter... Maybe... *concentrates very hard and closes her eyes, reaching behind her back...*
Midgar: Shuu, what are you doing?
Shuu: *pulls out a giant mallet* KICK ASS!!! ^__________^
Nuriko: *smacks his forehead*
Seiji: ....*blink*
Knives: T_T
Shuu: *turns around and seems to half disappear* This is sooo cool! I knew there had to be an up side to being trapped as a girl! ^_^
Midgar: Shuu, hammerspace is only supposed to be accessed to fight off perverts, not for selfish purposes. >_<
Shuu: This arsenal is unbeliavable! They have -everything- in here!
Seiji: *dryly* So men get sparkles, and girls get deadly weapons?
Vash: Not all men. I don't think nii-chan can do it. It has to be good guys.
Nuriko: Yeah. Nakago can't sparkle at all, he gets that spooky wind effect instead.
Shuu: Is that a mace? Oooh!
Knives: I could sparkle if I wanted to. I just...don't. It's moronic.
Karon: *demonstrates the spooky wind effect for Seiji's benefit*
Vash: Its pretty. ^^ And girls like it.
Seiji: *sparkles back at Karon defiantly*
Ryo: ..... I don't know if I can do any of that stuff. o.O
Shuu: You sparkle sometimes, Ryo. Just not as much as Vash and Nuriko cause Vash is supposed to be funny and Nuriko's from a shoujo anime. Holy shit! A ROCKET LAUNCHER! COOL!
Knives: You mean worthless female garbage? I'm not exactly interested in attracting -those-... I think I'll pass.
Naaza: Should we be worried? ~_~;;
Nuriko: Well, if she feels threatened, you'll end up barbecued. I'm not sure what the ultimate effect will be though, I've never seen a hammerspace weapon applied to an acutal bad guy, just pervy good guys. Tira?
Tira: *blinkie* Well, I don't know, I've only used mine on Carrot, Milphey, and Gateau. And I've never had a rocket launcher.
Chocolate: I keep my wire in hammerspace. That's deadly enough. Where else would I keep it? I'm half naked all the time and I dont have pockets. ^_^
Carrot: ~_~;; Don't remind us.
Tenshi: bleh...... i don't have bus fare for tomorrow.... i need to go find some.......
Chocolate: *pounces him and sticks her hand down his pants* Maybe I should start borrowing your pockets, darling! ^_^
Carrot: *screams*