Illegal in This State

WELL, TODAY'S ISSUE IS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF PUNCHLINE. YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE A LOT MORE BISHOPHRENIC ADVENTURES IN THE FUTURE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SINCE OUR BELOVED ANDREW-SAN INSTALLED THE OPTIONAL PARAGRAPH BREAKERS AND SAVED ME AND TENSHI A MILLION HOURS IN EDITS. ON THE MENU TODAY? GROPING, NUDITY, IMPLIED MALE-MALE SEX, KARON -NOT- RAPING ZADEI AND A THREESOME BETWEEN TWO SORCERER HUNTERS AND A HAZ KNIGHT. ENJOY!

Midgar: ten?!!!
Tenshi: yes, honey ^_^
Midgar: wai wai wai!
Midgar: ^^
Tenshi: lol *snuggle* whassup?
Midgar: im being bad and not working. but nineveh wanted to go to the beach and i just got him a new profile pic and now he has big eyes that you cant say no to.
Tenshi: eh?
Midgar: http://profiles.yahoo.com/rurouni_nineveh
Midgar: stupid netwhore. did you see it yet?
Tenshi: *lick* not yet.
Tenshi: oo pretty.
Midgar: lol. ok. cheal says its pretty seamless, i dunno, i think ive done better. what do you think?
Tenshi: i think its pretty seamless too...
Midgar: ^_^ cool.
Tenshi: *glances sidelong at her sister* wonder if i could get away with rp...
Midgar: whatcha wanna do?
Bishies: *climbing over each other eagerly*
Midgar: *cracks her whip to keep them back*
Tenshi: o.O uh... who wants some?
Midgar: who doesn't is a shorter list. -.-;;
Tenshi: o.O who doesn't?
Midgar: xelloss and karon.
Tenshi: o.O really?
Midgar: yup.
Xelloss:No fornication for me today. I have things.
Tenshi: Things?
Karon: *yawn* I'm too sleepy to rape Zadei today.
Xelloss:Yes, things. I -am- employed, after all. *sniff*
Tenshi: O.o
Zadei: *snarls at Karon from the corner*
Karon: I could be persuaded, though, if he's feeling neglected. *glare*
Zadei: *bares his teeth* Stay the fuck away from me.
Karon: *yawns* I said I was going to, didn't I? You're the one pitching a fuss.
Zadei: *shifts around and growls under his breath*
Karon: *slipping into his bed* Hmph. Bitches when I do, bitches when I don't. You'd think he was my wife.
Midgar: ~_~ he always has to have the last word....
Zadei: *grumble* I hate you.
Karon: Yes, dear.
Zadei: *snarl* Fuck off! I'm not your goddamn wife!
Karon: *settling into his pillows, smirking, eyes closed* Yes, dear.
Zadei: I'm going to rip your goddamn eyeballs out if you don't shut the hell up.
Karon: Of course, dear. So sorry.
Zadei: *scoops up a table and flings it at Karon's bed*
Karon: *sets it to the floor with a wave of his hand* Good night, dear.
Zadei: *hisses* Bastard...
Karon: *yawn* Darling, please, I'm trying to sleep. You're going to get me excited.
Zadei: *glowers* We'll see how excited you get when I bite your dick off!
Karon: Zadei, shut the fuck up, if you would.
Zadei: *grumbles* Bastard... *stomps off to go rape Teteiyusu*
Xelloss:You probably shouldn't enjoy provoking him so much.
Karon: *lounging* I can't help it, he makes it so easy. Besides, it gives me an excuse to rape him as often as I feel like it.
Xelloss:Well, that makes perfect sense. Ta.
Karon: *waves vaguely, then rolls over and passes out*
Tira: Oh, settle down....
Xelloss:*bows and phases off to work*
Fisheye: You look fantastic ^_^
Milphey: *peer*
Girl Kenshin: *attempting to drag the skirt of a -very- short dress down over her thighs* This is indecent, it is!
Carrot: *leering* Hell yes it is.
Nuriko: Do we even want to... OH.
Gabriel: *trying to get a peek at Kenshin's underwear*
Sano and Rokou and Chibi-Sano: *syncronized nosebleeds*
Nuriko: *slow blink*
Battousai: *covering his eyes* This is embarassing... PUT SOME CLOTHES ON HER!
Girl Kenshin: *kicks Gabriel in the head* >.Rokou: *meekly* Do we have to?
Sano: *sigh* We should probably give her some bloomers at least.
Girl Kenshin: *squeeks and pulls the skirt down further*
Fisheye: You're going to rip it!!! *attempting to swat her hands away*
Girl Kenshin: *punches Fisheye* DONT TOUCH!
Fisheye: *hits the ground like a sack of flour*
Sano: Ahem.
Tira: Woah. *giggle* Glass jaw?
Rokou: *Nod*
Chibi-Sano: *sigh*
Girl Kenshin: *trying to pull the dress up over her chest adn down over her legs at the same time*
Chibi-Sano: *kicks shins to make a hole in the crowd*
Rokou: *carying some tailoring supplies in one hand and a pincushion in the other*
Fisheye: *gazing up at the ceiling with swirly eyes* Ooowwww.
Sano: *scoops up Kenshin and wraps her in his shirt* You know, I'm startin to think ya like me shirtless.
Girl Kenshin: *smiles at him* Who said I didn't?
Sano: *smirk*
Rokou: Bring her this way, I think I can add a few layers to the bottom of the skirt and put lace over the cleavage at the top. 9_9
Chibi-Sano: I get to watch. *stubborn jaw set*
Rokou: If she doesn't kick you out, I won't either. *leads them out*
Battousai: *tucks his hands into his sleeves and trails after them, looking traumatized*
Nuriko: *scratches his head* Well, that was interesting...
Silence: *scoops up Fishy and offers him a cloth-wrapped ice pack*
Marron: *slips his arms around Nuriko* Since he was turned into a girl, there's been nothing but trouble.
Fisheye: *kisses Silence on the cheek in thanks and presses the ice pack to his jaw* She's stronger than she looks!
Nuriko: *snuggling back against him* Yes, but at least aniki and Sanosuke-san are getting along a little better now.
Silence: *nods and pets his back slowly, sniffing his hair*
Fisheye: *giggles at him* My hero.
Silence: *blushes*
Marron: Are they? That's good... I never understood how they could both be in a relationship with him... or her.... and not know each other very well..
Nuriko: Ten and Mid love plot twists. *shrug*
Tenshi: i just think it's kinky. o.O
Midgar: I think its weird. o_o
Nuriko: *glances up at him and shrugs*
Tenshi: LOL
Marron: *sighs and rolls his eyes slightly* I've noticed.
Nuriko: *giggles and turns around to hug him*
Marron: *snuggles Nuriko against his chest*
Tenshi: Marron's one of the few bishies who doesn't caterwaul to be roleplayed... he's willing to wait his turn.
Midgar: aww
Milphey: *tackles Carrot*
Carrot: *meeps*
Tenshi: Kenshin, on the other hand, stands over me while i sleep and beats me with a plastic bottle.
Midgar: lexi does that to me
Tenshi: lol. probably where she got the idea. >.> tho who knows where she gets the plastic bottles.
Milphey: Hello, my name is Mille Feiulle and I will be ravishing you this evening. *grins and then giggles and starts flinging clothes over his shoulders*
Carrot: *squirms and laughs* Promise?
Milphey: *purrrrrrr....* Oh, definitely.
Tira: *climbs onto Milphey's back* I want to be ravished, too.
Milphey: *grins* And I suppose there's no hope of telling you to wait your turn? *giggles, then pulls her over his shoulder down by carrot and rips off two outfits at once*
Tira: *squeals*
Carrot: *pretends to be offended and gropes her*
Midgar: Two big heaping armfuls of jailbait oughtta keep him busy for a bit.
Tenshi: lol carrot's not jailbait. he's of legal age.
Midgar: he acts more like it than tira does
Tenshi: LOL true.
Midgar: besides, most of the things he's going to do to carrot are illegal in this state. o.o
Tenshi: um..... O.o
Midgar: ^^
Tenshi: like what? *leer*
Midgar: oral sex and sodomy are both illegal in north carolina. ~_~
Tenshi: they're illegal in florida too i think. then again, i think in tampa, positions other than missionary are illegal too.
Midgar: >_> well that sucks
Tenshi: lol, doesn't it?
Midgar: yeah. missonary position is boring.
Midgar: *cough*
Tenshi: hmm....... i dunno who to play if we do-- *gets hit in the head by a shoe flying from the other room* o.O i guess you would know, huh?
Midgar: Yeah. #-_-#
Midgar: um i dunno.
Shuu: *lip quiver*
Midgar: YOU?! HAH! You're as bad as Kenshin!
Tenshi: AWW KAWAII *glomps*
Shuu: *hug* I'm not.