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| 2001-09-24 - 8:02 p.m. |
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The Kunzite School of Seme NO SEX TODAY EITHER, JUST DIRTY TALK, HEAVY INNUENDO, AND BAD JOKES AND FETISH REVELATIONS FOR EVERONE'S FAVORITE BUTTERFLY-WINGED MUTE. ENJOY. Zoisite: *stands over Kunzite's chair in his skirt and sweater and coughs*Midgar: arrgh. why does everyone pm me when im busy? Tenshi: because they love you. Midgar: *giggles* Hontou ni? Tenshi: hell, i dont know :p Midgar: >:P wrong answer Tenshi: LMAO Tenshi: *sings* three little bishies, humpin on the bed Midgar: lol Tenshi: one got off and.... uh..... Tenshi: three little bishies humpin on the bed, one got off and lost his head? Midgar: i think jerking on someone's pants like that is the universal uke singal for "fuck me, dammit" >_> Tenshi: lmao Midgar: yeah. this was about tsuzuki: i think jerking on someone's pants like that is the universal uke singal for "fuck me, dammit" >_> K-chan: *giggles softly* Midgar: ^_^;; well he cant exactly talk, in his current position. Midgar: i mean, im sure he could try, but hisoka's already half pulling his hair out, so it probably wouldnt be wise. K-chan: eep Midgar: he's trying to get tatsumi to do him and tatsumi's like, fooling around, teasing him, and he's got a mouth full of screeching hisoka and cant yell at him. K-chan: Well of course Tatsumi's being like that.... Midgar: *chuckles* Tenshi: *laughs* what? Midgar: what what? ^_^;; Tenshi: why would tatsumi of course be like that? lol Midgar: cause he's got that whole smug seme thing going, i guess. Tenshi: he's a lot like seiji, actually. *shrug* Tenshi: another star pupil of Kunzite's school of seme. Midgar: i cannot for the life of me imagine what sort of curriculum is taught in a "school of seme" Tenshi: uh, i dunno... positions, technique, how to give a bone-melting blowjob, the art of the hair-toss, the art of the cool glance..... sex toys and erotic foods? creating atmosphere? rape him and make him like it? Midgar: are there any other instructors or does the dean teach everything himself? Midgar: and k wants to know where people can sign up to be lab test subjects. Tenshi: lmao Tenshi: i suspect that the dean does indeed teach most of it, yes. Tenshi: other bish like Marron might give a small instruction on how to be a tender seme.... Knives could comment on the virtues of brothersex, though I don't know how many would attend that particular lecture. Suboshi: *raises his hand* I would! Knives: <_< Are you seme? Suboshi: I'm angsty and psychotic and my brother's a good guy. Of -course- I'm seme. Knives: *hands him a flyer* The lecture is being repeated in Cerebellum Auditorium 1 at 8pm on Monday. Maybe we can get you enrolled in the school, too. Marron: *goes to the lecture in disguise* ~_~;; Rokou and Yun: *exchange glances and pretend they aren't going to crash the lecture either* Tenshi: i think red mantle should come and give a lecture on the reluctant schoolboy. ^_^ Nuriko and Mei Ryu: *too busy watching Tsuzuki's sex scene to notice* Shuu: *developing a violent eyetwitch* Seiji: *caresses Shuu's shoulders* Shuu: *slumps weakly against Seiji* First she dresses me up in drag without even changing my equipment and now she's giving Yun ideas. When does this misery end? *glares down at his skirt resentfully* Akahanten:*perks visibly, first -becoming- visible* Tenshi: i gave Jun ideas long ago. Jun: *blowing Ryo* Midgar: i know. -.-;; Shuu: *smacks his hands over his eyes* I don't want to know! >_< Tenshi: *thrusts Yuusuke at Red Mantle* Here we have your classic bishounen schoolboy. ^^ Yuusuke: *blinkie* Haruto: *smacks his forehead* Oh my God. Tenshi: Sexy seme, do your worst. ^_~ Akahanten:*chuckling low in his 'throat'* I'm definitely .. intrigued, at any rate.... Midgar: You know, even though Zoi isnt a seme, he could still teach a class on identifying your uke's fetishes. Zoisite: Mostly cause I live with over half the ukes and I know what they want. ^_^;; Midgar: and because you're the king of fetishes yourself! Zoisite: Weeelll.... *guilty giggle* Yuusuke: *stares at Akahanten with wide green eyes* Tenshi: hmm, intriguing, an uke guest speaker.... Zoisite: Are you kidding? I could have my own department. Hairpulling, spanking, swearing, costuming, roleplaying, exhibitionism, pornography, bondage... Mid's Ukes: *start turning red* Tenshi: you probably could, too, considering you're Kunzite's lover. ~_~;; special privelages and all. Akahanten:*sweeps his cape with a flourish back over his shoulder and leans over Yuusuke* Ah, how do you do? Allow me to welcome you to this ..fine establishment of learning. *flashes him a smile from behind his mask....* Tenshi: the official uke assistant to the dean of Kunzite's School of Seme. Yuusuke: *flushes and gets weak-kneed* Um.... um... um.... um.... Zoisite: *still listing* Girls underwear, nipple pinching, ear licking, back scratching, fangs, concealed groping, taking orders.... Tenshi: ear licking? o.o Midgar: Hee hee hee... I know who that is. Tenshi: who? *bounce* Midgar: Silence. He was uke before he was seme, ya know. Silence: *turns navy and tries to hide in his hair* Fisheye: *squeak* Kawaii ^^ Tenshi: *poke* what would be "scarlet madness* in japanese? do you know? Tenshi: <_< maybe that would be a dumb name, if the site is going to be all green. o.o Midgar: O.o;; Tenshi: nevermind ^^V Tenshi: i think the earl fucks tatsumi. <_< Midgar: probably. Tenshi: they say that he has a visible form and he's -really- bishie. i think he might be in one of the manga, actually but i'm not sure. Midgar: i'll find out eventually. ive only unwrapped the first three volumes. ^_^ Tenshi: ^^ Midgar: im "savouring" Midgar: ^_^ Tenshi: *laughs* la chambre blanche Midgar: kakkoi! Tenshi: ^^ the white chamber is the padded room, yanno. Midgar: yes, ten, i'm genki, not slow. >_< Tenshi: *bite* Midgar: *pinch* Tenshi: *squints* i'm trying to figure out how cheal's character could be a space pirate by occupation and be on the fur quest ship... what was it again? Midgar: i forgot. Tenshi: is ANYBODY going to be HUMAN? >.< its a ship of critters! Midgar: i dont think so. i think we're avoiding beastiality here. >_> Tenshi: well jeez it's not like everybody has to screw everybody else... Midgar: why not? Tenshi: it's a ship of male and hermaphrodite humanoid animals. Tenshi: i dunno. *sigh* i wanted it to be.... *shrug* i dunno. Midgar: sorry, i was being odd. -.-;;; Midgar: Tsuzuki Asato: Whoreboi Shinigami Tenshi: heheh
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