Dish With Fish: The Makeover Show!

WOW, WHAT A LONG ENTRY WE HAVE FOR YOU TODAY! A LOT OF CURSING, GRATUITOUS CROSS DRESSING, SOME MINOR OOC-NESS, PROBABLY, SINCE MOST PEOPLE CAN'T CONCIEVE THAT CARROT GLACE WOULD BE AS INTO THIS AS HE IS. GROPING, EDITED FOR SHEER -LENGTH-, AND SELF INSERTION, TO A DEGREE. ALSO, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, THE "DISH WITH FISH" STAFF UNIFORMS CONSIST OF THONGS OR BIKINI BOTTOMS AND SKIMPY SEE THOUGH T-SHIRTS WITH THE SHOW'S NAME ON THEM. CHOCOLATE, GATEAU, NURIKO, ZOISITE, AND SILENCE ARE ALL WEARING THOSE. MRR.

Fisheye: *flops onto the couch, wrapping his arms around Yuusuke, Haruto, and Aburatsubo* For Today's "Dish With Fish," Let's do a makeover show! <3
Haruto: Oh my God.
Fisheye: I want to make these boys into the most fabulous drag queens ever!!! <3 <3 <3
Miki: *sneaks over to the audience and sits down by Takeo*
Fisheye: And, for our drag show, we're going to have one more special guest! *ties Haruto, Yuusuke, and Aburatsubo together with his pantyhose and runs up into the crowd*
Aburatsubo: -.-
Takeo: *cringes and tries to hide behind Miki*
Haruto: >.<
Fisheye: *tapping a fingertip against his chin* Any volunteers?
Rem: Go on, Knives-chan, it will be fun! ^.^
Knives: Not unless you want to watch someone die.
Vash: *sadistic giggle*
Battousai & Shinta: *pointing at Kenshin*
Kenshin: *glances at them*
Battousai & Shinta: *look elsewhere, whistling innocently*
Sano: *possessive snuggle* No.
Kenshin: Oro?
Mirufi: *eyes Carrot*
Carrot: *blinks at him, then climbs under his chair* NONONO! *peeks out* Why not Marron?
Marron: #~_~# It's been done, niisan.
Mirufi: Marron's hardly a challenge, dear.
Ryo: .... *subtly points to Seiji*
Shuu: *pensive*
Naaza & Anubisu: *trying to shove Rajura out of his chair*
Rajura: *clinging to the seat* No, dammit!!!
Sh'tendouji: *laughs softly*
Midgar: Sh'ten! SHUTENDOUJI! KOMA TOSHITADA. I want to see him in a dress!
Sh'tendouji: #o.o# I think not.
Naaza & Anubisu: ... *start trying to shove at Sh'ten*
Sh'tendouji: If you two ever want to have sex with me again you will stop that right now.
Tira: I could always volunter to get dressed like a boy. ^.^
Nuriko: That would be cute!
Naaza & Anubisu: *freeze* Okay.
Tira: *snuggles up to him* Would you find me more attractive, then? *batting her eyes*
Nuriko: Chocolate! ;_;. Help.
Chocolate: *grabs Tira by the chest, kissing her cheek* Back to your seat, please, Tira-chan.
Tira: *squeak, blush*
Tatsumi: .... *points to Hisoka*
Gateau: *admires the way Nuriko's butt hangs out from under his shirt*
Tsuzuki: *much more subtly also pointing to Hisoka*
Hijiiri: *giggles softly*
Oriya: *peers at Muraki*
Fisheye: *giggles* Decisions, decisions. ^.^
Muraki: *lights a cigarette*
Oriya: *presses against his side* Sensei...
Ryo: *pointing to Seiji with both hands*
Muraki: I can't very well go onstage while I'm handcuffed to you.
Oriya: *blinkieblinkie* Would you actually do it?
Shuu: Miki and Serge. Either one would be pretty.
Serge: *horrified blush* Fuan-san!
Miki: #~_~#;;
Amiboshi: *kicks Tomo into the aisle* Him. He needs it. *adjusting his torn shirt and scowling*
Suboshi: He needs to be beaten senseless and left in an alley.
Midgar: Oooh, the twins.
Amiboshi: *clings to Suboshi* No!
Suboshi: *clinging back* No!
Kenshin: .... What about you, Sano? *kawaii rurouni smile*
Sano: #~_~#;; I wouldn't look good in a dress, Kenshin. I don't have your figure.
Shinta: What's that supposed to mean! *glares at Sano, then at Sano2*
Sano2: That you four are beautiful in ways we could never hope to accomplish.
Chibi-Kenshin: *squirming* I should be training....
Chibi-Sano: *kissing his shoulder softly* Shh... You'll get back to it soon, I'm sure.
Chibi-Kenshin: *blinkies at him with wide, dark, sparkly eyes*
Chibi-Sano: *soft, adoring smile*
Fisheye: *making a list on a clipboard* So we have Misu-san, Himura-san, Koma-san, Glace-san, Tomo-san, Date-san, Kurosaki-san....
Hisoka: *squeak* Kurosaki-san??
Seiji: *icily* Who pointed at me?
Shuu: Not me. o.o
Ryo: *hides under his chair*
Clef: Zagato would look--
Zagato: *death glare*
Eagle: Lantis looks pretty if you do his makeup right.
Lantis: #>.<#
Carrot: *clinging to his seat* I'm not going!
Tsuzuki: If you dress up Hisoka, you might as well dress up Hijiiri.
Hijiiri: #O.O# Boku....?!
Tatsumi: Perhaps they should dress -you- up, Tsuzuki-san.
Hisoka: *growl* They are -not- dressing up Hisoka.
Fisheye: *scribbling on the list* Himura-san, Koma-san, Tomo-san, Muraki-san....
Tsuzuki: #^^# Oh, no, I look horrible in dresses.
Tomo: I'm not going!
Muraki: I can't go. Mid-sama won't un-cuff me.
Fisheye: *sweatdrops, scribbling more* Not Tomo-san... Muraki-san and Mibu-san?
Oriya: *vein-pop* No.
Muraki: *laughs softly*
Fisheye: *exasperated* Which Himura-san?
Shinta: ^.^ I don't even see why one of us should go. I dress like a woman all the time.
Chibi-Sano: *snuggles Chibi-Kenshin gently* Not this one.
Chibi-Kenshin: *blinkies at Shinta* Why do you dress like a woman?
Battousai: I'm not going.
Kenshin: ^_^x
Yuusuke: *trying to chew through the pantyhose*
Fisheye: Himura-san, Misu-san... >.< I can't even read this anymore!
Haruto: *squirming and trying to get loose*
Fisheye: *growls and points* Misu-san, Mocha-san, get him, him, him, her, and him. *points to Hisoka, Kenshin, Carrot, Tira, and Tomo*
Chocolate: ^^;; Um... Okay.
Carrot: *screams*
Gateau: -_-;; All right.
Hisoka: *scrambles over Hijiiri and pushes him into his seat*
Chocolate: *winks at Tira* You volunteered, ne? *grabs Tomo by his ponytail and goes after Kenshin*
Tomo: *tries to claw at her hands*
Gateau: *blinkies at Hisoka and Hijiiri, then shrugs and tosses both of them over his shoulders*
Tira: I did! *kisses Nuriko on the cheek, grabs Carrot by the hair, and bounces down to the stage*
Carrot: *screaming*
Kenshin: *waves his hands at her* I volunteered too, that I did!
Hisoka: *swearing colorfully*
Chocolate: Oh. ^^;; Okay.
Kenshin: *touches his ponytail self-consciously and squirms over his counterparts to get to the stage*
Chocolate: *drags Tomo along by his hair*
Tomo: *finally stops struggling* How humiliating...
Gateau: *carries Hisoka and Hijiiri down and drops them at Fishy's feet* I couldn't figure out which one you pointed at.
Fisheye: *blinkies at them* Neither can I?
Aburatsubo: *bats his eyes at Takeo* What would you like me to wear, Takeo-kun?
Hijiiri: ^^;; It was me.
Hisoka: *blinks at him*
Hijiiri: *smiles at him softly* I don't mind.
Fisheye: *puts his hands on his hips, arching a brow*
Hisoka: Are you sure?
Hijiiri: ^^;; Hai.
Fisheye: *points at Hisoka* It was him. Let the other boy go.
Hijiiri: -_-;; Well, I tried.
Hisoka: *mortified squeak*
Fisheye: *clatters back into the audience, bowing* Yuu-san, D-san, would you mind helping? You both have such amazing good taste.
Mirufi: Oh my.
Takeo: *blinking cluelessly*
Count D: *laughs softly* All right.
Fisheye: *dominatrix laugh* Let's get to work then! Drag these boys backstage!
Kenshin: *waves his hands at Chocolate again* I can take myself, that is!
Mirufi: ^.^ Someone else take Carrot. I want to be surprised. *grabs Hisoka by the collar*
Chocolate: *drags Tomo again*
Hisoka: ;_;
Tomo: >.<
Hijiiri: Gomen, Hisoka-san! ^^;;
Fisheye: Should we have a man dress Misu-san? *eyes Gateau*
Tira: >.< I don't want him helping me take off my clothes.
Gateau: ^^;; I figured she'd say that.
Tira: He won't want to put them back on again.
Nuriko: I don't want her -or- Carrot. ~_~;;
Kenshin: It might be odd if you had me, it would. ^.^x
Fisheye: Maybe you should take Aburatsubo-san?
Nuriko: I don't mind you, Himura-san. ^^.;; But I think I'll take Aburatsubo-san.
Fisheye: D-san can help Himura-san. And....
Count D: *toys with Kenshin's hair* All right.
Kenshin: ... *blushes*
Fisheye: Zoisaito-sama, if you're done playing with the producer, you can help Glace-san. <_< He'll be tough.
Carrot: Hey, what's that supposed to mean??
Zoisite: *tugging his clothes back on and kissing Kunzite's cheek* Mmm. I'm always up for a challenge.
Kunzite: *pats Zoi's rear fondly*
Fisheye: And that means... *leers at Yuusuke and Haruto* You boys are -mine-.
Yuusuke: *squeak*
Haruto: Meep.
Midgar: *offers Tenshi and ice cream sandwich* I love it when our bishies go insane.
Tenshi: *cackles, accepting the sandwich and starting to pull it apart* This was such a good idea ^_^
Fisheye: *bows to the audience* Thank you very much for coming! There will be a brief break while we work our magic! *grabs Haruto and Yuusuke by their collars and drags them off the stage*
Tira: .... *scuffs her foot against the ground* Well... I guess you can help me, Gateau, if you promise to be good.
Gateau: *crosses his heart* You can give me to your sister if I don't.
Tira: *wrinkles her nose* I'm not too sure you wouldn't like that. *pulls off her glasses, sighs, smiles at him, and heads for the backstage*
Gateau: *trails after her* We aren't all masochists, Tira.
Tira: *laughs softly* Who says she'd try to hurt you?
Gateau: Oh, no, she likes me. She'd probably kill me pretty fast.
Tira: *glances around the hastily constructed backstage area* Do we all have our own rooms to do this in?
Gateau: I suppose. o.O;;
Aburatsubo: *leans against one of the counters in a dressing room, eyeing Nuriko* So....
Nuriko: Sexy or classy, Aya-kun? ^^. You could easily go either way.
Aburatsubo: *bites his lip, lowering his eyes shyly* Do you think Takeo-kun would like it if I dressed sexily?
Nuriko: Nosebleed and fall over? Hmm... He likes your hair, I know that. Have you noticed anything else?

A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK LATER
Time travel! Yay! Spiebergian!

Fisheye: *dances out onto the stage, giggling* Welcome back to Dish with Fish! This is a -very- special, sexy, makeover epsiode! I want to thank all the men, women, and cross-dressers who helped make our guests look and feel oh-so-fabulous.
Silence: *furious applause*
Midgar: ah! o.O giant chocobo!
Tenshi: LMAO
Tenshi: shall i let fishy keep going, or do you want to explain that random exclamation?
Midgar: Ten tried to use a little chocobo I gave her as a buddy icon and AIM made it HUGE and CREEPY. o.O;; Now on with the show.
Tenshi: O.o i told it not to change that! >.< dammit!
Bishies: *clapping*
Tenshi: *laughing helplessly* m'sorry.
Midgar: ANyway. o.O;;
Fisheye: And now... here come the girls! ^.^ *cues the makeover music, which we all know is.... right said fred, "i'm too sexy"*
Silence: *looks sheepish about the music choice*
Fisheye: *blows kisses at him and scoots to the end of the stage*
Haruto: #>.<# *grabs Yuusuke's hand and kisses the back of it* If we go out there together, we don't have to faint, right?
Yuusuke: *blushing* Right!
Haruto: This is so embarassing. Let's get it over with.
Yuusuke: *tugging on his hand* Don't run, though... or we'll fall.
Haruto: #>_># Right. *leads him out onto the stage, braced for catcalls and blushing furiously, dressed in a blue nightie and white stockings*
Yuusuke: *stumbles along with him, the lacy layers of his skirt bouncing*
Rajura: ... *blinkie* Oh my.
Zadei: *springs to his feet* MINE!
Rauresu: *baps him over the head* Sit down, freak.
Karon: 9_9 We can't take you anywhere. Just give Miki to Fisheye and then rape him, he's used to it.
Yuusuke: *dragging Haruto off to the side of the stage* There's noplace to hide out here ;_;
Gabriel: *wolf-whistles* NICE LEGS, YUUSUKE!!!
Haruto: *protective snuggle*
Fisheye: We should have given them drag names. *giggling wildly*
Nuriko: *giggles* Damn, Fishy, you're talented. ^.^.
Fisheye: They were easy to work with. I like lingerie. ^.^
Kenshin: *takes a deep breath, then steps up onto the stage, striding gracefully along the red carpet, wearing a short white halter dress with slits up the sides, no stockings, and high heels, his hair pinned up artfully*
Sano: *audible jaw pop*
Sano2: Holy shit.
Hiko: *brow arch, tiny, wolfish smile*
Shinta: ..... *gapes*
Battousai: >.< PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, DAMMIT!! *squirming self-consciously*
Chibi-Sano: *doubletake* Kenshin-san?
Sano: *eyes as big as saucers*
Kenshin: *pauses at the edge of the stage, putting his hand on his hip and winking*
Gateau: *to D* You are -amazing-.
Shinta: *soft giggle* I would -so- fuck me.
Count D: #^.^# Himura-dono is very easy to work with. He's naturally beautiful.
Sano: *softly* I am the luckiest man in the universe.
Kenshin: *turns and walks to sit primly on one of the set-up chairs*
Sano2: *nuzzles at Shinta* Can I suck your toes?
Shinta: ... *wide-eyed blinkie*
Sano: *staring worshipfully at Kenshin and seeming to have tuned out the rest of the universe*
Kenshin: *demure blushing*
Hiko: *huskily* He always did have lovely legs.
Yuusuke: *touches Kenshin's arm lightly* You look really nice..
Haruto: *emphatic nod*
Kenshin: ^_^ Thank you. You look nice too, that is. *crossing his legs, flashing thigh all the way up to his hip*
Sano: *soft moan*
Sano2: I want to suck your toes. I want to lick you from the tips of your toes to your hair.
Aburatsubo: *closes his eys, also taking a deep breath before starting up onto the stage, the skirt of his knee-length, simple pale violet sundress swirling*
Shinta: *leans closer to him* Ooh... Sano...
Takeo: *doesn't appear to be breathing*
Miki: *touches his arm lightly* Sempai...
Takeo: *no response*
Aburatsubo: *twirls slowly, blowing him a kiss*
Takeo: *flushes*
Aburatsubo: *flips the bottom of his skirt at him before walking over to the chairs to sit*
Miki: *checks his pulse, eyes going wide* Ano... Aburatsubo-sempai, stop flirting. You're going to give him a heart attack.
Takeo: *loud gulp, finally blinks*
Aburatsubo: *covers his mouth with his hand* Ooh, I'm sorry! Should I go backstage again? #o.o#
Takeo: *exhales something*
Miki: ^^;; He says no.
Aburatsubo: *settles himself in a chair, crossing his legs as well* Oh.. okay... *blinkie*
Carrot: *stumbles onto the stage and stalks across the carpet, looking cute and flushed and dewy and full of virginal attitude, wearing tight black pants, sandals, a chemise, and an off the shoulder sweater with his hair curled*
Mirufi: *sultry purr*
Chocolate: *being physically restrained*
Marron: *claps his hands over his mouth, looking like he might fall over*
Gateau: *grins at Marron, one arm around Chocolate's waist*
Carrot: *pose, pose*
Nuriko: *catcalls* Mrow! Sexy!
Marron: *biting at his fingertips* Niisan...
Kunzite: *kisses the back of Zoi's palm* Quite the artist.
Carrot: *licks his lips and winks*
Zoisite: *giggles* Thank you, Kunzaito-sama.
Gateau: *grabs Mirufi by the ponytail, already struggling with Chocolate* >_< Not you, too! Nuriko! Help!
Carrot: *pulls up his sweater to show his stomach through the filmy chemise, gyrating his hips*
Marron: *half-swooning* Niisan!
Nuriko: *grabs Mirufi around the waist, clinging to him* Hoo-boy. o.O.;;
Gateau: *has his hands full with Chocolate*
Carrot: *laughs and flounces toward the chairs, stumbling and nearly falling flat on his face*
Mirufi: *leering at Carrot lustfully and trying to pry Nuriko's hands loose*
Nuriko: ^^.;;
Carrot: *manages somehow to get into one of the chairs* Later, babe. *wink*
Mirufi: I am going to fuck you bowlegged, you realize this. *pry, pry, squirm*
Tenshi: *watching Hisoka practice pacing backstage* I think Tsuzki's gonna mess his pants in a minute.
Nuriko: Mirufi-san! >.<. Language!
Carrot: *purr, lip-lick* Good.
Chocolate: *hasn't escaped, but -has- managed to get naked* Darling! Darling! Gateau, let me GO! DARLING!
Hisoka: *finally seems satisfied, and prowls up onto the stage in a miniskirt, a tight sweater, and high heeled boots, one hand at his waist, swaying his shoulders and his hips in SUPER BITCH style, glaring sexily*
Tsuzuki: *tiny moan*
Hijiiri: *dead faint*
Tatsumi: .... *brow twitch*
Oriya: *eyeing Muraki jealously*
Muraki: *shark smile* It's almost a shame he -isn't- a girl, ne, Oriya?
Hisoka: *puts both hands on his hips, tossing his head and licking his lips at Tsuzuki*
Oriya: *sulk* I suppose.
Tsuzuki: *goes deep crimson, slipping off his jacket and putting it over his lap, loosening his tie and looking embarassed*
Midgar: He messed his pants.
Tenshi: i told you he would XD
Hisoka: *flips off Muraki, slapping his ass as he turns and prowls over to the chairs*
Fisheye: Damn, that's some -good- work.
Muraki: *amused* Cheeky little brat.
Oriya: *quiet fuming*
Mirufi: *still straining against Nuriko and trying to get to carrot*
Nuriko: Shuu-kun, check on Marron-sama and make sure he didn't faint.
Shuu: ^^;; Okay. Damn, Kurosaki-san looks nice.
Seiji: ..... yes. Yes, he does.
Anubisu: *purr* You can say -that- again.
Knives: *shifting about in his seat*
Gateau: Chocolate, I am not going to let you go. But I think our friendship will have serious issues if you don't stop humping my leg.
Chocolate: *melty and flushed* Darling!
Gateau: ~~;;
Carrot: *squirms around in his chair to shake his butt at her*
Gateau: CARROT! YOU LITTLE-! >_<
Chocolate: *masturbating frantically*
Nuriko: Oh, CHRIST! >.<. Shinta, Sano, stop making out and cover up the kids' eyes.
Chibi-Kenshin: What is she....?
Chibi-Sano: #o.o# I don't think we're old enough to know what she's doing.
Kenshin: *looking scandalized*
Sano2: ^^;;
Gabriel: *leering*
Kurouto: *smacks the back of his head and scowls*
Sh'tendouji: *blinkie* I've never seen a woman do that.
Shinta: *grabs Chibi-Kenshin and buries the boy's face in his chest* You shouldn't be watching that.
Shuu: *fanning Marron* #~_~# I didn't think women DID do that.
Mitsukake: *grabs Chiriko and buries his face in his lap* You shouldn't be watching that.
Seiji: .......
Ryo: Oh my God. #o.o#
Chiriko: *husky giggle*
Tomo: *floats onto the stage in a swirl of silky red fabric, brushing his dark silver hair back over his shoulders*
Gateau: Carrot, I don't care if your brother does set me on fire, when I get hold of you I'm gonna wring your skinny neck! CHOCOLATE, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS! I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
Fisheye: ~_~;; Maybe we should take her outside.
Marron: *dizzy*
Amiboshi: ... *sits up slowly*
Gateau: I'm gonna dump her in the water fountain. Carry on without me. *drags Chocolate off*
Fisheye: But she has to see her sister!
Gateau: She isn't gonna see anything as long as he's sittin there, anyway!
Mirufi: So give him to me! >.<
Fisheye: ... that's true.
Tomo: *frowning* I wish they would turn off this silly music.
Fisheye: *waves his hand* Carry on.
Nakago: *takes advantage of the abscence of body guards and slips onstage, taking his hand lightly and kissing his knuckles*
Gateau: >.<
Tomo: ... *blushes, his eyes going warm and soft* Nakago-sama...
Chocolate: *over his shoulder, sucking her fingers erotically* Darling!
Amiboshi: *elbows Suboshi*
Gateau: *doorslam*
Carrot: *soft, evil chuckle*
Suboshi:: Is that even -him-?
Amiboshi: I don't -know-!!!
Nakago: *quietly* You look lovely.
Tomo: *demure* Thank you, Nakago-sama....
Tasuki: ... the fuck??
Marron: *pressing his hand to his forehead dizzily* Oh... ooh...
Suboshi:: 9_9 It's him. His boobs aren't big enough to be Soi and nobody else melts like that over -him-.
Shuu: *still fanning* Are you okay, Marron?
Amiboshi: .... wow. o.o
Nakago: *smiling faintly* Would you like to go somewhere less... public, Tomo? This place doesn't suit you.
Tomo: *soft blush* I would like that, Nakago-sama....
Amiboshi: *rubbing his chest* I dunno if I'll be able to say no again. o.o
Nakago: *starts to lead him off*
Suboshi:: Aniki! >.<
Tomo: *winks at Nuriko subtly*
Nuriko: *grins*
Fisheye: We have to wait for Misu-san to come back and Glace-san to recover before we finish this. ~_~;;
Carrot: *behaving himself, for now... besides oogling Kenshin's thighs*
Chocolate: *soaking wet and re-dressed and looking sheepish*
Gateau: And if you -ever- hump my leg like that in public and over -him- again, so help me, Chocolate Misu, I will -spank- you.
Chocolate: ^^;; Gomen, ne?
Fisheye: *giggles* Okay, Tira-kun! ^.^
Chocolate: *interested peer*
Shuu: Are you okay now? Tira's coming out next.
Marron: *trying to sit up* Tira-chan...?
Carrot: *sits up attentively*
Nuriko: Oooh. Be still, Mirufi.
Tira: *steps onto the stage in a schoolboy outfit, hooking her thumbs over the waist of her pants, easily managing a boyish swagger over the carpet*
Mirufi: o.o *giggles* Mrow!
Marron: *falls onto Shuu* Tira???
Chocolate: *catcalls*
Carrot: *gapes*
Nuriko: *long whistle*
Gateau: *huge grin*
Shuu: ^^;;
Tira: *poses at the end of the stage, winking and grabbing her crotch*
Sh'tendouji: *laughs*
Anubisu: o.o
Naaza: ^.^ She's cute.
Oriya: ... *jealously eyeing Muraki*
Mirufi: Nice job, Gateau. She looks adorable.
Tira: *huskily, even huskier than her dominatrix-voice* Adorable, my ass.
Muraki: *looks at him* -What-?
Oriya:... *grope*
Mirufi: *leer*
Marron: *'s eyes roll back slightly* Suzaku...
Shuu: Please don't faint, Marron. -_-;;
Gateau: *grins at her*
Carrot: *bursts out of his chair* Tira-chan!!!
Tira: *grin* Carrot-chan! *gropes him*
Fisheye: Maybe those two should switch roles more often. *giggle*
Chocolate: *mad giggling* ^^;; I always wondered what it would be like to have a little brother.
Fisheye: *bounces up onto the stage, brandishing the glittery dildo once more* So what did you think of the makeover experience? *waving the mic at Tira and Carrot*
Tira: *slow smile* It was fun.
Carrot: Girl-underwear are surprisingly comfortable. ^_^
Midgar: *giggles*
Yuusuke: *groping Haruto*
Haruto: *nibbling at Yuusuke's neck*
Kenshin: *glances up into the audience, running a hand over his thigh*
Sano: *bites his lip lightly, arching his eyebrow, an 'I'll do anything you want me to if you'll just let me touch you' expression on his face*
Hiko: *leering slightly*
Sano2: *licking Shinta's knees*
Hisoka: *inches his skirt upward slightly, squirming*
Shinta: *giggling and clinging to Chibi-Kenshin* Sano, not -here-!
Tsuzuki: *squirms slightly and adjusts his tie again, still blushing*
Chibi-Sano: *kissing Chibi-Kenshin's stomach*
Tatsumi: *takes off his now-steamed up glasses and pulls out a handkerchief to wipe them off*
Aburatsubo: *doesn't flirt or squirm, watching Takeo worriedly*
Chibi-Kenshin: *squirming and giggling*
Takeo: *blushing darkly and not blinking, his eyes half closed and looking unconciously bedroom-ish*
Tomo: *off being wooed by Nakago*
Nakago: *actually wooing him rather than ripping his clothes off*
Tira: *humping Carrot's leg*
Carrot: *stammering*
Gateau: 9_9 Its never me.
Chocolate: *snuggles him* Poor big sexy man.
Gateau: *scowls at her* Oh, don't -you- start.
Tira: *shoves Carrot to the edge of the stage*
Chocolate: *snuggle, snuggle* But -Gateau-chan-...
Gateau: I'm still mad at you, onna.
Carrot: ... *dances*
Mirufi: *grabs Nuriko's crotch*
Nuriko: *yelp, smack*
Mirufi: *tackles Carrot*
Carrot: *happy shriek*
Tira: *sneaks off the stage*
Kunzite: *kissing his way up Zoi's arm*
Chocolate: *sigh* You're so mean. *pout*
Gateau: I am. Now go take a cold shower. I have things to do. *heads backstage*
Yuusuke: *writhing and panting* Haruto-kun... Haruto-kun!
Haruto: *groping and panting* Yuusuke-kun!
Zoisite: *squirming and giggling happily*
Gabriel: ... *drags Kurouto off* C'mon, sexy.
Kurouto: ^.^
Fisheye: *bounces across the stage* And that's all for the show tonight! ^.^ Insert catchy little phrase referring back to the show here, I'm too horny to be able to think of something cute. *pounces Silence*
Silence: *tumbles him*