Meeting of the Minds: Who Wants Marron? ^_^

OKAY, THIS WEEK'S POST IS A BIT OF A SILLINESS. TENSHI AND MIDGAR HAVE A FAIRLY FRESH BAKURETSU HUNTERS ROLE-PLAY GOING, THIS TIME WITH NO CROSSOVERS. AND LET ME TELL YOU, TENSHI'S CRAZY ABOUT IT. BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT FANGIRL WOULDN'T BE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THE CHANCE TO GET MARRON GLACE NAKED WITH WHOEVER HAPPENED TO BE WITHIN REACH? RATED MA FOR SUGGESTIVE DIALOGUE, AND SOME REFERENCES TO THE BOYS OF MAGIC KNIGHT AND THEIR OWN PARTICULAR PECULIARITIES, AS WELL AS THE NEVERENDING IN-JOKE OF RAURESU FROM SEMAIDEN FEEDING COUNT D OF THE PETSHOP EXPENSIVE, HAND MADE TRUFFLES TO GET HIM NEKKID. ENJOY.
-THE MANAGEMENT

Zoisite: Hi. ^_^
Tenshi: o.O what do you want?
Zoisite: o.o Well, that's one way to greet people.
Tenshi: You don't usually address me directly. what is it?
Zoisite: Oh, I was saying hi to both of you. ^_^;;
Tenshi: o.o why?
Zoisite: Oh.... Because um... I remember something being said about Silver Millenium stuff? ^.^;;
Midgar: Self serving wench boy. <_<
Tenshi: Indeed. Little brat needs a slapping. *squint*
Zoisite: *sulk* Well, jeez. I've been nursing a pregnant boyfriend for three months, I'm getting a little stir crazy.
Tenshi: like you don't get jumped back there.
Zoisite: Only occasionally.
Tenshi: hmph.
Tenshi: well you know i've been trying to strongarm mid into this bakuretsu hunters plot.
Midgar: I noticed. :P
Zoisite: Yes. <_< But I also know Mid has a picture of me on her desktop for the moment. ^.^
Tenshi: Hence the strongarming.
Midgar: lol
Midgar: you are conspiring against me with my own bishounen.
Tenshi: Me?
Midgar: yes, you.
Zoisite: Me? ^.^;;
Midgar: Yes, you.
Tenshi: Me and him? o.O
Midgar: you two.
Midgar: with the conspiring
Tenshi: Okay. *drags out a round table, and makes Zoi and Gateau sit down at it* Now. It seems that I want to play a game with you *points to Gateau* but you want to get some booty *points at Zoi*
Gateau: *nod*
Zoisite: *giggle*
Midgar: *blinkie*
Mirufi: *sparkle* I want to conspire too! ^.^
Tenshi: *points at Mid* And you have him on your desktop so one could assume you're biased in this situation... besides that you don't like gateau anyway.
Midgar: oh jeezus. ~_~
Midgar: i have the picture -you- drew of him on my desktop because steve didn't like my picture of ryo and seiji humping on the bathroom floor.
Tenshi: LMAO
Tenshi: she was traumatized?
Shuu and Sh'ten: We liked it. ^_^
Midgar: yes. <_<
Tenshi: lmao
Tenshi: well.
Tenshi: *pulls Mirufi over to the table* You might have gotten to grope marron during our next session.
Mirufi: *settling into a chair* Ooooh. ^.^
Marron: .... can I be part of this?
Tenshi: No, dear. ^.^
Marron: I don't have any say? >.<
Tenshi: Of course not, dear. You're the uke.
Marron: *sputters and turns red*
Zoisite: *giggles*
Gateau: *slow grin* Mmm... I was starting to wonder, the way you guys were making me act all sweet and shit.
Mirufi: *snicker*
Tenshi: *steeples her fingers* Well. It seems the most obvious approach, unless you'd -like- it to be the other way around. *brow arch*
Gateau: O.o;; Um, no, seme's fine with me.
Mirufi: I think he's being unconvincing. He should be uke. ^_^
Gateau: #>.<# Shut up!
Tenshi: I'm sure Marron would appreciate it.
Marron: .......
Mirufi: *grin, grin* I think Marron should be seme. And I should be watching.
Gateau: *glare, blush*
Tenshi: *snickerfit*
Zoisite: *peer, peer*
Tenshi: Yeah, yeah, I know you're still there.
Zoisite: *blinkie* Oh, no, I was trying to decide my vote for seme. ^_^;; Marron's got better hair but Gateau's all... *giggle* well, you're a big boy, aren't you?
Gateau: Yes. ^.~
Tenshi: *blushes on marron's behalf?*
Midgar: lmao
Zoisite: And both of them have pretty eyes.
Tenshi: does appearance matter so much with the uke/seme relationship? i mean, look at tsuzuki and hisoka.
Zoisite: *blinkieblinkie* Yes.
Mirufi: Zoi's old school. ^^;;
Gateau: *chuckles faintly*
Tenshi: So what do you think, Zoi? Being the official assistant of the most prestigious Seme school in the known universe.
Zoisite: *twirls his ponytail around his finger, crosses his ankles and swings his legs* Marron should be seme. He's obviously in charge of the situation. On the other hand, however, Gateau's more experienced and less likely to injure his partner. So it comes down to the question of what you want to see, personally.
Mirufi: *laughs* So basically Zoi's professional opinion is that either way works.
Zoisite: *giggle* Yeah.
Tenshi: *gropes at Mirufi* Preeetty.
Mirufi: *gropes back* You too. ^.~
Tenshi: XD
Marron: *coughs* I think we're getting off topic here...
Gateau: Seriously. ()¬_¬
Tenshi: Zoi, you think Marron is likely to injure Gateau? XD
Zoisite: If he's nervous or overexcited, it's possible. *peers at Marron intently* Although he might be all right, he's gentle and coordinated enough.
Marron: *turning red*
Mirufi: *giggle, leer* I bet he could handle anything we could throw at him.
Marron: *covers his face with his hands*
Chocolate: Can we throw Tira at him? Naked?
Gateau: Who invited you?
Chocolate: Mirufi did.
Tira: *squeak*
Mirufi: No I didn't.
Chocolate: *sits across his lap* Sure you did. *snuggle*
Mirufi: Maybe I did. ^^;;
Tenshi: 9_9
Chocolate: My vote is for Naked Tira. ^_^
Tira: >.< No!
Marron: *muffled* No...
Gateau: *chuckles*
Mirufi: My vote is for naked Gateau, but Marron's seme, and I get to watch.
Zoisite: *giggle*
Tenshi: lmao
Midgar: My vote is for naked, soapy carrot. ^_^
Midgar: And Marron is seme and I get to watch.
Carrot: *blinkie*
Mirufi: ...Can I change my vote?
Zoisite: *cackle*
Carrot: *sleepily rubbing his eyes* Wha...?
Marron: Don't ask...
Gateau: I vote for me, I'm seme, and -nobody- gets to watch. Perverts. >_<
Chocolate: Boo! That's no fun.
Marron: May I vote?
Tenshi: No.
Zoisite: I'm going to have to say my vote matches Mirufi's first vote. ^_^;; *giggle*
Marron: It's my....! I'm the...! *furious blushing*
Watari: It's his first time, he should get to pick how it goes. ^-^ My mind reading potion works!
Tenshi: What about you, Chocolate?
Zoisite: Mind reading potion? *blinkieblinkie*
Chocolate: Tira. ^_^
Tira: What? I mean... no!
Tenshi: well. you know. since i am his bishmaster. a miko more powerful than those i worship....
Tenshi: we can do it any way we want. *haughty sniff*
Midgar: *giggle* I still vote for carrot.
Tenshi: Well we can have him do it with Carrot and Tira and Gateau two different ways if we wanted XD
Marron: *horrified*
Midgar: True! ^.^
Tenshi: And Chocolate and Mirufi and Cerise and Zaha and every damn body else...
Marron: You people are insane!
Nuriko: *cuddles him* You're making him all twitchy. Look at his hair, it's mussed and frazzled.
Carrot: .....
Tenshi: Well, it's all sexy that way. ^o^
Cerise: How did I even get involved here?!
Tenshi: Because you're cute. *pinches his butt*
Cerise: #>_<# I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Zaha: .....
Zagato: .... Nice outfit.
Zaha: ...thanks.
Rauresu: Who's your tailor?
Zaha: .... I do it myself.
Lantis: @.@
Rauresu: It takes a while, doesn't it?
Eagle: Oh my. I think his brother complex overheated.
Zagato: *mute nod*
Tenshi: LMAO
Eagle: *fans him and looks somewhere between worried and amused*
Carrot: *gives Cerise a puppy-face* Can I have your girlfriend?
Zagato: The spikes are a nice touch.
Cerise: *scary black shadows* No.
Zaha: ....Your shoulders are bigger than mine.
Carrot: Meep.
Gateau: o.O;;;
Mirufi: Ahem
Rauresu: *glances at Lantis* What's wrong with him?
Zagato & Zaha: *turn their attention to Lantis*
Eagle: *fan, fan*
Lantis: @.@
Tenshi: *coughs* I think you boy's better break it up. *snickerfit* It's like bishie-viagra...
Eagle: Ah... Zagato-san... Could I trouble you to help me dump your brother in a cold shower?
Zaha: *gives the bh cast a withering look* Fine. I would prefer not to be here anyway. *poofs*
Zagato: If I must.
Apricot: :p
Rauresu: *shrugs and goes off in search of D*
Marron: MOTHER?! *looks even more mortified* I didn't think you were here anymore!
Count D: *lying naked amongst truffle papers and rubbing his tummy*
Tenshi: x_x Rauresu's going to make him fat.
Midgar: that's the odd part. i think he exists on pure sugar, he's not gained an ounce. o.O;;
Tenshi: lmao!
Tenshi: or it could be all the...achem... strenuous exercise. >_>
Midgar: yeah. <_<
Tenshi: can we start on the bh thing again? *puppyface*
Midgar: lol ok
Tenshi: whee!
Tenshi: we can play the other thing when i get home
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: the SiM thing.