Muraki Is An Evil Man

SOMETIMES BISHIES TALK WHEN THEY SHOULDN'T, AND SAY THINGS THAT ARE DISTURBING. SOME OF US ARE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO CHANNEL THOSE TYPES OF BISHIES. POOR, NORMALLY HALF-SANE MIDGAR HAS ATTRACTED A FEW OF THEM. THE NOTORIOUSLY EVIL DR. MURAKI, IN THIS INSTANCE. WORDPLAY CAN LEAD TO BAD IDEAS. PUNS ARE A FORM OF EXTREME EVIL, NO DA. -.-

Tenshi: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=strangedreams&itemid=5386&thread=9738
Midgar: i read that this afternoon. ^^
Midgar: Muraki, shut up.
Tenshi: LMAO what does he say?
Muraki: I was observing.
Midgar: Enma looks like 'enema' when you're not really paying attention.
Tenshi: oh lawd.
Tenshi: i think byakko/hisoka would be kinky
Tsuzuki: What's an enema?
Muraki: ....
Hisoka: .......
Midgar: Muraki, don't think in my head.
Tatsumi: *looks apprehensive and glares at Muraki*
Tsuzuki: *innocent blinkie*
Muraki: Well... I am qualified to demonstrate.
Hisoka: *turns red and makes angry noises but can't manage to force any words out*
Watari: ....Don't think in my head either! Tsuzuki- *whisperwhisperwhisper*
Tsuzuki: #O_O# Is that... No! Really? #o.o#
Watari: -_-()() Yes.
Tenshi: Poor Tsuzuki. ^^;;;
Tsuzuki: *puppies and hides behind Hisoka*
Watari: And that doesn't really count, Muraki.
Hisoka: *continues glaring*
Muraki: *sips his tea* Of course it does. It's liquid.
Watari: I think Hisoka would be well justified to shoot you.
Hisoka: *makes another strangled noise and looks like he might pop a vein*
Muraki: As though he would require provokation to shoot me.
Tatsumi: None of us would. *adjusts his glasses coolly*
Watari: Nope. ^^
Muraki: *sigh*