I have no clue what to call this one. O.o

STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY: A little flirting, a little male/male sex, a little molesting and kinkiness, a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants.

Tenshi: my bishies are boring. they just sleep and read and meditate. *glances around*
Gabriel & Gourry: *sleeping*
Marron, Seiji, & Kenshin: *meditating*
Midgar: lol
Midgar: mine are insane.
Clef & Kunzite: *reading*
Nuriko and Zoisite: *sleeping, snuggled up next to each other*
Tenshi: HOLY SHIT! O.O
Midgar: Hee hee... Midgy, take a picture.
Midgy: *click*
Tenshi: *kicks at Kunzite and Marron* Look, look!
Midgar: theyre wearing pajamas... lol. with feet. ^^
Kunzite: *glare*
Marron: *snaps awake and coughs up a fireball* Dammit! >.< Ow...
Zoisite: *sleeping, sucking on the end of Nuriko's braid *
Nuriko: *sleeping, one arm flung haphazardly over Zoi's waist*
Midgar: That is so cute. ^^
Kunzite: I would prefer him in something skimpier. *goes back to reading and sipping his tea*
Tenshi: for some reason, i always picture Kunzite reading the newspaper. ~_~;;
Midgar: lol
Midgar: he has that patrician thing about him, doesn't he...
Tenshi: i still can't figure out what he'd do as a career if he and zoi got out of the dark kingdom.
Midgar: he could go into politics. *snicker*
Tenshi: o.O
Zoisite: *wraps his arms around Nuriko's stomach and snuggles him tighter*
Tenshi: ...do they even know who they're sleeping with?
Midgar: probably not. *giggles* We ended up just passing out all over the room last night... *gestures to Tasuki and Shuu* See?
Tenshi: hehe... kawaii. all my bishies... well, the early-risers, are up... y'know, cuz i'm actually up. Of course, Marron, Seiji, Kenshin, Kunzite, and a few others were all up before me.
Sanosuke: *snoring softly with Eriol draped over his chest*
Clef: *glances over at them and smiles*
Nakuru: *wrapped around Yue*
Vash: *whimpering and trying to squirm away from Karon*
Tenshi: *_* aww... *steals Midgy's camera and takes a picture of him*
Vash: *quietly* it isn't funny! dammit...
Tenshi: What's wrong, Spot? *giggle* Why don't you like snuggling with the King of Hell?
Vash: Because he's been drooling on my shoulder and humping my leg for the last hour and calling me Roderique?
Tenshi: O.o
Karon: *paw, pet, hump*
Tenshi: aww. *holds out her arms to him* C'mere, baby. *pouty-face*
Vash: I would but I can't get loose!
Karon: *snore, nuzzle, cling*
Tenshi: I'll snuggle you into my bosoms. Try harder. ^_^
Midgar: *pout* I wanna be snuggled into your bosoms! >.<
Vash: *whine, shove* Getoff me! >.<.
Tenshi: >_> maybe I should just wake everybody up. *evil giggle*
Xelloss: *drinking tea* Zoi and Nuri-chan will be so furious... Do it! ^_^
Tenshi: Hmm.... *tapping her fingertips together* But how best to do it?
Nuriko: *nuzzles Zoi's hair and makes soft happy noises*
Midgar: *offers Tenshi a bullhorn*
Tenshi: *evil giggle* Oh god, this is too good. *walks to the middle of the room and quietly clears her throat*
Tenshi: *screams* SEX!!!!! *then adds* OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT FLEXIBLE!!!
Bishies: *sit bolt upright... except for Zoisite and Nuriko, who blink slowly at each other and then scream in horror*
Tenshi: *snaps another picture*
Zoisite: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!
Nuriko: UGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGH!
Tenshi: ^________^ aah, chaos.
Tasuki: Damn crazy women. -.-
Shuu: *yawn*
Karon: *rubs his eyes and stretches*
Tenshi: Oh, shut up, fire-boy, you're just mad cuz I wasn't talking about Gackt.
Gackt: *whine*
Tasuki: Gackt who?
Kunzite & Clef: *shake their heads and go back to reading*
Nuriko: I NEED A SHOWER!
Tenshi: O.o uh.. nevermind?
Zoisite: I HAVE NURI-COOTIES! EW!
Gabriel: *snickering* Jeez, you guys... *scratching at his wilder-than-usual hair.*
Kunzite: *flipping over the sports section* Zoisaito.
Nuriko: *glare* I do NOT have cooties you flaming crystal flinging nutcase!
Zoisite: *scowl, shove, blink* Hai, Kunzaito-sama?
Marron: *'s brow starts to furrow, even as he continues to meditate*
Kunzite: *gazing over the personals* How old are you?
Zoisite: Um... twenty one... and some odd thousands, but essentially, twenty one. ^_^;;
Nuriko: You were twenty two in february.
Zoisite: *hisses* Shut up!
Kunzite: *blinks slowly, flipping a page* So act like it. *picks up his tea from the table and sips it*
Nuriko: You were! Your birthday is like, three weeks before mine.
Tenshi: whoo, someone found my diary looking for trigun yaoi ^_^
Zoisite: I'm over two thousand and I still look better than you! Do you honestly expect me to keep track?
Midgar: Cool. ^^
Tenshi: and how to draw doujinshi. o.O
Nuriko: Why you little... *dustcloud fight*
Xelloss: *giggles*
Kunzite: *sharply, looking up from his paper* Zoisaito!
Zoisite: *sits up, ponytail clenched in Nuriko's fist, his own fist half drawn back* Yes, Kunzaito-sama?
Tenshi: uh-oh. Zoiboi made him look up.
Kunzite: *frowns sternly at him, then looks back at the paper* No sex for a week.
Zoisite: *horrified blinking*
Nuriko: *snickering*
Kunzite: Or longer. Until whatever time you decide that you have once again learned how to act in a way that befits your age and position.
Nuriko: *giggling softly*
Zoisite: *blinkblinkblink*
Midgar: Poor Zoi.
Shuu: Nuriko never gets in trouble.
Tenshi: Nuriko's boyfriend is 17. Zoi's boyfriend is over 40.
Tenshi: and Nuriko's boyfriend has Nuriko's boyfriend's brother to deal with. >.>
Carrot: *glomped onto Kei's breasts* *_*
Kei: *SMACK*
Rokou: Yeah, right. *snicker* Ryuuen, why do you pick on that poor gaijin so much?
Nuriko: Because he's a cocky jerk? And watching him sd when he's in trouble is fun. ^_^
Zoisite: *sd, blinking*
Kunzite: *reading*
Shuu: But... but... but Rokou's a big pansy!
Rokou: #>.<# Watch it, Shuu.
Tasuki: He is kinda wimpy...
Rokou: *whining* Ryuuen! Make them stop picking on me!
Tenshi: O.o why are we talking about Rokou being a pansy??
Nuriko: Leave aniki alone. *pets him*
Midgar: Because you said Marron would have to deal with him.
Tenshi: i meant Carrot. o.O Nuriko's boyfriend's brother.
Midgar: lol oh, ok.
Midgar: i read it wrong.
Tenshi: Nuriko can throw all the immature hissy fits he wants, Marron's used to that sort of thing.
Zoisite: *calmly and deliberately* Nuriko?
Marron & Kenshin & Seiji: *still meditating*
Nuriko: ^_^. Hai?
Clef: *joins them in meditation*
Zoisite: I hate you.
Nuriko: *giggles* I know.
Zoisite: I really, really hate you.
Nuriko: I know! ^_^.
Zoisite: I hate you almost as much as I hate Cape Boy. Really. I do.
Nuriko: Wow! That much? Really? Aw, I didn't know. ^_^
Zoisite: I would kill you if you weren't already dead.
Nuriko: *giggles*
Kunzite: *soft sigh* Zoisaito.
Nuriko: *clamps his hands over his mouth*
Tasuki: He's so mean.
Tenshi: I ought to make Marron not have sex with him for a week.
Zoisite: *drops his head to his chest and sighs* Yes, Kunzaito-sama?
Kunzite: *sets down the paper* Come and lay your head in my lap.
Milphey: He could have sex with me instead. ^_^
Carrot: Or me. ^_^ *rubbing at the red hand-print on his face*
Tira: Or me. ^_^
Zoisite: *blushes and walks over and lays his head in Kunzite's lap after sneaking a silent raspberry at Nuriko*
Gateau: *_*
Chocolate: -.-;;
Kunzite: *sips his tea and pets Zoi's hair*
Tenshi: *peers at Gateau* What are you gettin' all sparkly about, Rocky?
Gateau: As long as he's having sex with people... ^_^
Midgar: I told you no.
Gateau: *points at Ten* She didn't.
Tenshi: Does Nuriko want to have sex with you?
Gateau: I thought we were talking about Marron. *crestfallen*
Chocolate: *snicker*
Tenshi: *falls over, laughing* god, we've got some crossed lines going on here. *peers at Gateau* Hmm.
Milphey: Nuriko, what are you doing?
Nuriko: Changing. ^_^
Milphey: In the middle of the room?
Nuriko: *half naked* What? *blinkblink*
Carrot: *leer* Dammit, Milphey, shut up!
Nuriko: *giggles*
Shuu: Um, I'm not complaining, or anything, but I know that I personally do not shake my butt that much when I change.
Tasuki: *drooling*
Tenshi: Advertising. Why are you shaking your butt, Nuriko?
Tira: *holding Carrot by the shirt collar*
Nuriko: Was I? *blinkblink*
Carrot: *attempting to run over to Nuriko and grope him*
Milphey: Marron's eyes are closed.
Marron, Kenshin, Clef, & Seiji: *still meditating*
Nuriko: That's why Shuu is acting like a damn sports announcer, Milphey. Keep up with us here.
Shuu: *restaining Tasuki* Um... Somebody poke Marron...
Battousai: *leering, running the tip of his tongue over his teeth, having finished meditating awhile ago*
Tasuki: *whine*
Fisheye: *belly-dancing to Madonna*
Duo: Whoa... Pleated skirts look really good on you, Nuri-chan.
Duo2: I didnt know those kinds of underwear were even legal. o.o
Marron: *twitch*
Carrot: *screaming* LET ME GO!!!
Wufei: *bucket for his nosebleed*
Heero: *stare* Hmm...
Duo2: Don't even think about it, Hee-chan. >.<
Marron: *deep, cleansing breath*
Sanosuke: No.
Chibi-Sano: *whine* But... dammit!
Seiji: *lifts his head and "wakes up", blinking, sighing as he stretches his arms over his head* Mmm.
Sanosuke: Yes, he looks really good in a serafuku, but no, you can not hump his leg. Battousai! Come get your uke, dammit.
Battousai: *sneaking toward Nuriko*
Chibi-Sano: *grabby fists*
Kenshin: *wakes up, too, blinking rapidly for a moment before taking a deep breath, running his fingers through his bangs*
Nuriko: *shakes his unbraided hair out over his shoulders and ties the sides up with a pick fluffy bow*
Sanosuke: Dammit, kid, stop wriggling, I said no!
Marron: *wakes up, takes a deep breath..... then leaps from his seat and dives at Nuriko, scooping him up and kicking Battousai in the head* BACK OFF!!! @_@
Nuriko: *squeal, wriggle, grope, nuzzle, lick, pet*
Battousai: *twitch, snarl*
Kenshin: *pounce, pin* No.
Chibi-Sano: *kicking and swearing* Lemme GO goddamnit, Im HORNY! >.<
Battousai: *blink, smirk, writhe*
Sanosuke: Be still, you stupid punk! >.<
Kenshin: O.ox orooo.....
Chibi-Sano: *punches Sano in the jaw*
Marron: *sticking his hand up Nuriko's skirt* I'm supposed to be able to ignore distractions...
Sanosuke: THAT is IT! *flips him over and starts spanking the hell out of him*
Battousai: *leers at SanoxSano, writhing against Kenshin in interesting ways* Kinky.
Chibi-Sano: *yelling angrily and pounding at his thighs*
Kenshin: *grind, grope*
Nuriko: *licking his neck and giggling*
Tenshi: dammit. *grabs Kenshin and jerks him up by the hair*
Kenshin: *yelp*
Tenshi: You canNOT have SEX with YOURSELF!!!
Zoisite: *nuzzles Kunzite's thigh*
Kunzite: *loosens Zoi's hair and runs his fingers through it slowly*
Chibi-Sano: Lemme go you big jerk! Goddamit! Kenshin!
Kenshin: *dangling by his ponytail from Ten-chan's hand* What??
Sanosuke: You've had this coming for a while, you little shit! >.< *spankspankspank*
Chibi-Sano: Not you, MY Kenshin! >.<
Tenshi: *snaps another photo* He's spanking himself. o.O
Battousai: *draws himself up from the floor, dusting himself off* Let him go, Sanosuke.
Sanosuke: *glares at Battousai, whacking Chibi-Sano's rear* Come and get the little twerp.
Chibi-Sano: *bites his thigh*
Sanosuke: GODDAMMIT! *whack*
Chibi-Sano: *indignant squeak*
Kenshin: *blinkblink* Sano.. *softly, big soft pleading eyes*
Battousai: *frowns and stalks toward them*
Sanosuke: *pauses slightly* He bit me.
Kenshin: But... he's just a boy, that is.
Sanosuke: He's not even crying. >.<
Kenshin: Sanosuke....
Chibi-Sano: *punchbitestrugglegrowlswear*
Battousai: *reaches out to place his palm lightly on Chibi Sano's back*
Sanosuke: *defensively* See! Bit me again.
Kenshin: *slow blink* Sano..
Chibi-Sano: *stills and sulks up at Battousai*
Battousai: *smiles softly* What a vicious fighter.
Sanosuke: *blushes and drops his chin to his chest sheepishly*
Chibi-Sano: *scrambles off Sano and glomps Battousai* He's mean. *blows a raspberry at Sano*
Battousai: *pets Chibi-Sano's hair* I know.
Sanosuke: *blushes harder and sulks slightly*
Kenshin: *frees his hair from Ten's grasp and wanders closer to Sanosuke, reaching out to rest one hand lightly on his forearm* If you pick up a cat who is afraid of you and it bites you, are you going to beat it, too, that is?
Sanosuke: *blinks and pretends not to get the metaphor* He's not a cat. He's a bratty little kid.
Chibi-Sano: I'm not scared of him, either. I was tryin' to pounce on the pretty boy with the purple hair in the girl clothes.
Battousai: *sulkily* Yeah, me too.
Kenshin: *blinks up at him with his big indigo eyes* But would you?
Sanosuke: I don't hit cats. -.-
Kenshin: *kisses his bicep*
Tenshi: ~_~;; what is it with me having all these bishounen who think they're so damn smart and feel the need to teach their young lovers shit?
Chibi-Sano: *wriggles on Battousai and tugs his ponytail* Whaddyou need him for? I'm right here. >.<
Midgar: lol
Battousai: *arches a brow* What do YOU need him for?
Chibi-Sano: *shrugs* I don't, I just wanted to grab on him to see if he'd let me. ^_^
Battousai: Well, how do you know that isn't what I wanted?
Chibi-Sano: *smirks and grabs his crotch* Um, cause you're old enough to know you're sexy. ^_~
Battousai: *squeak, purr*
Sanosuke: 9_9 Gawd, he's worse than Yahiko.
Chibi-Sano: *giggle, lick*
Kenshin: *eyes him curiously* How do you know?
Chibi-Sano: *pokes Battousai and pouts at him* Pay attention to me! >.<
Battousai: *pinches his butt*
Chibi-Sano: *squeal* Now that's better! ^_^
Battousai: *rolls his eyes* I had no idea this boy was such a kink.
Kenshin: *peers at Sanosuke* Neither did I.
Sanosuke: *blushes and scowls at Chibi-Sano*
Chibi-Sano: I wonder what I can find in here... *makes a pensive face and shoves his hand down Battousai's pants*
Sanosuke: *twitch*
Battousai: *squeak* You know damn well what you'll find in there >.<
Kenshin: *laughs softly* Well he certainly is inquisitive, he is.
Chibi-Sano: But they're such big pants! *blinks innocently* Oooh, nope there it is! ^_^ *gigglegropefondle*
Battousai: O_O/
Chibi-Sano: YOu would think that things would get lost in such big pants... Hmm... Maybe I should crawl in after it... *leer*
Sanosuke: Oh my god... #-.-#
Kenshin: *laughing softly* I think he's kind of cute, that is.
Battousai: O_O/;;; he's not climbing into your pants
Chibi-Sano: *arches a brow* Are you complaining? Cause I could stop.
Battousai: *shrug* Or you could just take them off of me.
Chibi-Sano: That's too easy.
Kunzite: *squint* I look kind of... female. ((on the fanart at http://twylightshadow.tripod.com))
Zoisite: *wrinkles his nose* Well, you don't, actually, Kunzaito-sama, so it must just be her style. *pats his knee*
Kunzite: *grunt, grumble, playing with Zoi's hair* I most certainly do not.
Zoisite: I like that one Ten-chan did of you in the Aisu makeup... *purrs and nuzzles his thigh, a bit higher*
Kunzite: Mm. While I'm harrying your Midgar to write your story, I really ought to do the same to Tenshi and persuade her to draw.
Tenshi: *inking a picture of Sanosuke* Hey, I draw.
Kunzite: Us.
Zoisite: *giggles and nibbles at his thigh lightly*
Kunzite: *somewhat distracted, getting his teacup filled by a sour looking and apron-clad Gourry*
Midgar: He looks cute in an apron! ^^
Zoisite: *slips his hand up Kunzite's pants leg and scratches the back of his calf lightly*
Tenshi: He's not wearing anything under that apron, mind you. That's why he looks so pissed.
Gourry: *sporting varous pinch-marks and hickeys on his bare rear* I hate you all. ~_~;;
Shuu: *giggles*
Kunzite: *glances down at Zoi*
Zoisite: *nibbles at his thigh again*
Kunzite: I said no sex. *sips his tea*
Zoisite: *pouts for a moment, daunted, then goes back to nibbling at his thigh* I'm not allowed to be affectionate?
Kunzite: Biting is not generally considered to be a sign of affection.
Zoisite: It's not hard enough to be biting, Kunzaito-sama. I've bitten you before.
Kunzite: *chuckles softly over his teacup* Mmm-hmm.
Zoisite: *giggles and goes back to nibbling at his thigh*
Nuriko: *nuzzling Marron*
Marron: *petting Nuriko and smiling*
Fisheye: ...... *drooling and gooey-eyed*
Tenshi: *smacks him over the top of the head* No, dammit, he's married.
Fisheye: *hiss, spit, w hine*
Silence: *sneaks up on fishy and slips his hands over his eyes, grinding into his backside slowly*
Fisheye: *squeaks and freezes* Um........ um.... *melts against Silence with a little moan* Nevermind....
Silence: *licks the back of his neck and continues to grind against him*
Fisheye: *reaches back to claw at Silence's hips lightly, starting to pant* Oh, hells... mmm, yes, baby.....
Silence: *laughs and drops his hands to wrap around Fishy's tummy, kissing his neck and shoulder and rubbing against him more insistently*
Fisheye: *whimpers softly and squirms, rocking his hips back into Silence's, gripping him tightly as he tilts his head forward to bare his neck*
Tenshi: He knows how to distract a boi, doesn't he?
Midgar: Yup.
Midgar: ^^
Silence: *slowly begins to slide his hand down towards fishy's crotch, nibbling on his neck*
Fisheye: *presses back against him urgently, whimpering.*
Tsekani: *slouched in a dark corner, smoking a cigarette*
Eriol: Since he can't waste time with words, he makes up for it with other talents. *giggles and gropes Clef*
Tenshi: Damn, he's finally shown up!. o.O good lord, he looks like some kind of fuxxin guerilla.
Clef: *blushes, groping back*
Midgar: Who? What? Huh?
Tenshi: LOL Tsekani. I think it's the whole black-pants-tucked-into-military-boots-and-black-military-jacket thing he's got going on there that makes him look like some.. i dunno... somalian rebel or something.
Silence: *slowly pushes Fisheye towards a nearby wall*
Fisheye: *nearly falls over himself attempting to grind, grope, scramble to the wall, and unddress*
Silence: *giggling and pawing at him*
Fisheye: *whine, squirm* PLEEEASE!
Silence: *kisses him hard on the mouth, then pins him to the wall and starts banging his brains out*
Fisheye: *screaming happily and scratching Silence's shoulders*
Midgar: tsekani where? >.> i dun see him.
Tenshi: cuz he's over there in the dark. *points*
Midgar: where?
Tsekani: *slouched in a dark corner, smoking a cigarette*
Midgar: Oh.
Tenshi: dark-skinned boi in all black hangin out in the shadows... i swear, we just need to slather some glow-in-the-dark paint all over that half-bald head of his.
Remy: *swinging his legs under his desk, happily playing Ultima Online*
Tsekani: *slides down the wall into a crouch, knees spread, one forearm draped over one thigh as he takes a slow drag from his cigarette, the thin, albino cat Omorose curled up at his feet, glaring at him*
Tsekani: *exhaling slowly* Yes, I know it's bad for me. I know.
Remy: Smoking? Jeez. Does she wanna marry you or somethin?
Tsekani: *chuckles, tilting his head back against the wall* She just wants me to be healthy.
Remy: *snickers softly*
Tsekani: *wrinkles his nose* She nags me about what I eat, too. I think she thinks she's my mother.
Remy: *stretches and logs off his game, turning around and arching a brow at him*
Tsekani: *shrugs* Not that I have much choice in what I eat, anyway... *slips his cigarette between his lips again*
Remy: *smiles and tilts his head slightly* I don't mind feeding you, you know. I don't really pay attention to what I eat, so if you get sick of Japanese takeout you should just say somethin.
Tsekani: *exhales a long stream of smoke* Anything is better than nothing. *He wrinkles his nose as Omorose launches into a fit of sneezing* Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
Remy: *leans back in his chair slightly*
Tsekani: *sighs deeply* All right, all right.... *He presses himself against the wall, grabbing the ankle of his boot to lift his foot and stub out the cigarette against its thick sole* There, is that better?
Remy: *giggles*
Tsekani: *tilts his head back again, sighing* I swear, sometimes I feel like I am married... oh, Omorose, dont' be like.... Omorose...? *He sits up slightly, blinking as the cat flits her tail at him and stalks off with her nose in the air* Damn...
Remy: *giggles*
Tsekani: She's mad at me... *sigh* Now how am I supposed to know what's going on around me?
Remy: *tosses his bangs slightly* Um... I could help you...
Tsekani: *shakes his head* Nah.. I've imposed on you enough already...
Tsekani: I just... *blinkblink* won't go anywhere. *blink* ((not to readers: Tsekani is blind. And he hears cats talking to him in his head.))
Remy: I don't mind...
Tsekani: It's not really a matter of getting around, its' just that she gives me a running commentary on what's going on around me....
Tenshi: somethin just hit me.
Midgar: *giggles* Shut up, you two.
Zoisite: *giggle*
Nuriko: *snicker*
Midgar: Hmm?
Tsekani: *wrinkling his nose* Yes, all the sex. And I can do without all that talk, actually. *snicker* I might get jealous, or something.
Remy: Oh, that. I don't usually pay much attention, I guess. -.-;;
Tenshi: They're all virgins but Tsekani, aren't they?
Midgar: Yup. -.-
Tenshi: And he's a whore.
Midgar: heh, yup
Tsekani: ~_~;; just a little louder, Ten, I dont' think they heard you in China.
Remy: *blushes a little and squirms slightly*
Kunzite: I heard her. *glances toward Nuriko* Did you hear her?
Nuriko: The entire China Boy faction heard her, didn't we fellas?
Shuu, Rokou, Eriol, Wufei: *nodnod*
Kenshin: *head between Sano's thighs* Japan heard her, too!
Sanosuke: Those who were paying attention... I was busy. ~_~;;
Chibi-Sano: *emphatic, mouth-full giggling*
Battousai: *moaning in agreement*
Tenshi: class, babe. *kiss*
Midgar: *sighpout* ok, toodles.