"Dish With Fish" Ep. 1: An Exclusive Interview With Takakura Takeo and Aburatsubo Ayanojyou

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THE STANDARD WARNINGS ALWAYS APPLY... GROPING, SQUIRMING, NON-CONSENTUAL EMBARASSMENT, HARASSMENT OF A BISHOUNEN OR SEVERAL, IMPLIED INCESTUOUS MOMMY, A PERVERTED BUTTERFLY BOY WITH A VIDEOCAMERA AND A DRAG DRESSING YOUMA BOYFRIEND, A HIDDEN CAMERA IN ABURATSUBO'S BEDROOM AND IMPLIED SEX BETWEEN CONSENTUAL AND SLIGHTLY UNDERAGED MALES. ^_^ ALL IN ALL, COMPARED TO THE NEXT DOOZY WEIRDNESS WITH THE DRAG DRESSING RANDOM CHARACTERS, THIS SPECIAL EDITION OF BISHOPHRENIA: "DISH WITH FISH!" IS RATHER TAME. ENJOY.
-THE MANAGEMENT

Fisheye: *gives another indignant squeak, straightening his skirt fussily and tossing his hair before beckoning to Silence and tapping closer to Takeo on his stylish purple heels* Time for an exclusive and candid interview! ^.^
Takeo: ~_~;; Oh god, no.

Silence: *filming Fishy more than Takeo*
Fisheye: *plops down onto the couch next to Takeo, crossing his legs primly* I'm here with Takakura Takeo, filling in for Ten-chan-sama for an exclusive and candid interview, getting down and dirty with all the subjects the public want to know. *husky giggle, batting his eyes* Takakura-san, you don't mind if I ask you a few questions, do you?
Takeo: -_-;; How many of these questions are going to make me blush and/or nosebleed?
Fisheye: *squirms a little closer to him, so that his thigh rests warmly against Takeo's, laughing and draping his arm over Takeo's shoulders* Ohohoho! What a silly question! ^.^ Takakura-san, what is your relationship to your schoolmate Aburatsubo Ayanojyo?
Takeo: #o.o# Um... He's my best friend and the vice president of the magic club. Of which I am president.
Fisheye: That's verrrrry interesting. *twirling Takeo's ponytail around his fingers* According to unnamed sources, however, you were in Aburatsubo-san's bedroom last night. *purr* All night. Do you care to comment?
Takeo: *ponytail splinter* No.
Fisheye: Well, that's okay, since we have exclusive film of the entire event. Silence-honey, could you turn on that monitor over there? ^.^

Silence: *flips on the tv, grinning*
Fisheye: Now it's a little dark, but it appears that you -and- Aburatsubo-san are in Aburatsubo's bed, engaging in some carnal activities. *giggle* Care to comment?
Takeo: *glasses flash, head tilt, grabbing his nose* Oh -shit-.
Fisheye: *whips a tissue out of his bra (-not- one he used to stuff it with) and holds it out to Takeo, then pats his head* Ooh... and it looks like... yes, he's taking off his underwear! Takakura-san, the public wants to know what you were thinking right then??
Takeo: *busy trying not to bleed everywhere*
Fisheye: *twists around to block Takeo's view of the tv, blue eyes glittering* It looks as if you were engaged in sexual intercourse there, Takakura-san. Is this indeed the case?
Takeo: *muffled* Not... not -technically-, no.
Fisheye: Not technically? Could you elaborate on that? *hands him another tissue and stuffs the microphone into his face*
Takeo: *looking woozy* Only if you want to watch me die of a nosebleed.
Fisheye: *snuggles up to him* Oh, I'm sure you won't -die-, Takakura-san. So... tell us about Aburatsubo-san's penis! ^.^
Takeo: I try not to look at it. #~_~#
Fisheye: You -try- not to... but you -have-. *subtly fondling his thigh*
Takeo: *squirms* Well, um... Once or twice... But... Uh... I don't -stare-, or anything... Could you stop that?
Fisheye: Don't you want to see it? ^.^ *gropegrope*
Takeo: *squeak* Um... Well... Um...
Midgar: *feeding Tenshi popcorn* This is amusing. ^_^
Fisheye: Do you want to.... kiss it? *hentai giggle*
Tenshi: Yes it is. ^_^
Takeo: #O_O# Ano... Ano... Um... Uh...
Fisheye: Shall we take that as a yes? *fondlefondle* But do you think it's really appropriate for you to be sleeping with the vice president of your club, when you're the president? *looking scandalized* This isn't how Aburatsubo-san got his position, is it?
Takeo: HELL NO. #>_<# *scandalized* He got his position because he was the cofounder and only other member of the club for almost a full year.
Fisheye: *glancing over his shoulder* Well, he certainly seems to be taking an interesting position -there-... *purr*
Takeo: *presses his tissue against his nose again* Oh...
Fisheye: It seems like you're the one on the bottom, is this true? ^.^
Takeo: #~_~#;; Yes.
Fisheye: And how did you come to this arrangement? Sheer force of will? ^.^
Takeo: *quiet* Persuasion, personality, and lack of coordination.
Fisheye: *gropes him* So just how long have you been lusting after those creamy white thighs and stunning jade eyes, that silky red hair? ^.^
Takeo: *yelps and swats at his hand* What is it about my personality that makes men want to molest me?!
Fisheye: I want to molest everybody, honey. ^.^
Aburatsubo: *suddenly on the side of the couch* WHAT do you think YOU'RE DOING??
Fisheye: *half climbs into Takeo's lap* Why are you yelling at me?
Takeo: *terrified* I wasn't doing ANYTHING! *shoves at Fishy frantically*
Aburatsubo: Get OFF of him!!! *fuming*
Fisheye: But our interview..!
Midgar: *pushes Aburatsubo onto the couch and yanks Fishy to safety*
Midgar: Interview both of them! ^_^
Fisheye: *squeak*
Aburatsubo: .... *blinkie*
Takeo: *goes back to nursing his nosebleed and looks shaken and semi-SD*
Aburatsubo: *pets him*
Fisheye: *points at the tv* What were -you- thinking right at this moment??
Aburatsubo: *blushes vividly* Where did you get that from???
Takeo: *off on one of his tangents* Do I just have 'molest me' written on my forehead? And if I do, why don't girls see it?
Fisheye: Aburatsubo-san, what do YOU think of Takakura-san's penis??
Aburatsubo: .... *dreamy look*
Takeo: ##O_O##
Aburatsubo: *tilts his head against Takeo's shoulder* It's Takeo-kun's, and that's all that matters.
Takeo: #~_~#;;
Fisheye: Why don't you tell us more about it?
Aburatsubo: *ignoring Fisheye and snuggling Takeo, cooing affectionately*
Takeo: #o.o# I don't think that's necessary...
Aburatsubo: You smell good today, Takeo-kun....
Fisheye: Are you getting all of this, Silence?
Takeo: ##<_<##
Silence: *thumbs up, grin*
Fisheye: So when do you think you -will- engage in real intercourse? ^.^
Takeo: *stammers and starts grabbing frantically for tissues again*
Aburatsubo: *wraps his arms around Takeo and squirms against him excitedly* Does that mean you want to, Takeo-kun?
Fisheye: Possibly soon?
Takeo: *indecipherable noise*
Aburatsubo: *humps his hip* Takeo-kun!!
Fisheye: Within the next twenty minutes or so? ^.^
Takeo: *yelp* Aburatsubo! #>.<# There's -people-!
Aburatsubo: *huskily* You're the only one who matters to me, Takeo-kun!
Takeo: *freeze, shiver, wide blinkie eyes*
Silence: *taping intently*
Fisheye: *folds his arms over his chest, smirking*
Aburatsubo: *slow squirm, husky purr* Takeo-kun....
Takeo: *fierce blush, squirm, averted eyes* Aburatsubo...
Aburatsubo: *tracing his fingers down Takeo's chest* Couldn't you call me--
An obnoxious, womanly coo: AYA-KUUUUUN!!
Aburatsubo: *goes completely limp* Oh -shit-.
Takeo: *somewhere between relieved and annoyed* -_-;; Your mom's calling you.
Aburatsubo: *desperately trying to climb under the couch*
Fisheye: *blinke* Ara?
Takeo: -_-;; I think I'll go get some fresh tissues and throw these away.
Aburatsubo's Mom: Look at you, always playing these games! *drags him out from under the couch by his ankles and bosom-snuggles him* Aren't you glad to see your mother, Aya-kun??
Aburatsubo: .........
Fisheye: *blinkie* -Nice- dress.
Takeo: *mumbles under his breath about Freud and slips off to the kitchen*
Aburatsubo's Mom: *smooches him repeatedly, leaving lipstick prints all over his face*
Aburatsubo: .......
Zoisite: ...Wow.
Nuriko: Poor kid. -.-.;; We all have our reasons, ne?
Fisheye: *flips off the tv and sighs* I guess that's it for the interview.
Midgar: Too bad, too. We almost got them to have sex. Or some intimacy, at least.
Fisheye: On live tv! Eat that, Springer! *giggle* I should have my own talk show. <3
Midgar: You should! ^^ Pick somebody, this is a blast.
Tenshi: ~_~;; "Dish with Fish"?
Fisheye: ^.^ That's a cute title!
Midgar: lmao