EXPLANATION FOR UNPLANNED BREAK

Hello out there in Diaryland.

I heard this ugly rumor out there that Bishophrenia is on the rocks/dead. Well, it isn't true! >_<

Do I have an excuse for not updating the site in two months? Well, yes, actually, I do.

The Saviors have had some mega bad times happen to us all recently. You fans hopefully read our other diaries and should know what I mean, but in case you don't, here's the deal:

Cheal-chan, our beloved Space Crackhead, left the Saviors a little while ago, and what started off as a personal hiatus has become an indefinite suspension. Tenshi and I have recently recalled something else: We're in college, and our grades really ought to be *dramatic pause* more important than our fandom.

Seeing as how Tenshi and I do all the editing around here and we've been busy as hell, there hasn't been any time for us to do any editing recently. The other six chapters of the Mystical Bishophrenic Quest are locked away in the hard drive of my computer back on campus.

What does this mean to YOU, the FANS?

*pause* Well, I'm assuming that we have fans and perhaps I assume too much, but hey, I'm a Mazoku, we're allowed to be egomaniacs as long as we aren't STUPID like PHIBRIZZO and GAAV *neenerneener*

Xelloss: *cackle*
Valgaav: *sulk*
Zelas: *smoke, smoke, snicker*

Ahem. Well, to the fans it means that Bishophrenia is on pause and taking a goddamn long time to fix itself. But I'm thinking about calling in a few favors and letting you guys see something else you aren't supposed to see... Which is what this site is about, after all.

Ladies and gentlemen, the bishies are STILL here... But none of them is where they belong.

In fact, it is not even known to the other Saviors where the Bishies go when they are not around. I will tell you.

They come to me. They come to me and sit in my head and plague me to write BAD fanfics. They come to ME and conspire with their filthy-minded ukes and semes to write BAD ooc stories. Why, just this morning I stepped out of the shower to see Kunzaito-sama shaving and Zoiboi plucking his eyebrows in my mommy's vanity mirror, and let me tell you, I WAS TRAUMATIZED. Especially since I'd just been forced to take a shower with the Samurai Troopers and the Ma'Sho and Rajura kept snapping Naaza's butt with a towel because Shin and Shuu think its funny to hear him squeal. I have trouble SLEEPING because every time I go to lay down on my couch I have to chase Aladriel and Altair off of it, and whenever you turn your back on one of them he hops right back up.

Fucking bishies never leave me in peace. ;_;

So if you want something out there, you lovely people you, drop me a note in the comment box and I'll see what I can do.

And PLEASE don't ask me for Teteiyusu. I can't have him in my head, there are too many rapists and psychos around here. I can give you Count D, though, he's here now. *pleading, cracked out gaze*

Yours in Otakudom,

Mid-chan