Sex, Seiyuu, and Kangaroo Balls

DISCLAIMERS FOR THIS EPISODE OF BISHOPHRENIA:
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS NON-CONSENTUAL MOLESTING, SEX, IMPLIED SEX, TWINCEST, INCEST, CHILD-GROPING, SWEARING, LESBIAN FLIRTING, RAMPANT TYPOS, AND A PLUSHIE IN A PEAR TREE.
And before we get flamed, I would also like to add that our Kenshin roleplaying plotline takes place a few years after the TV series, so Kenshin is 30 or so, Sanosuke is around 23, and Yahiko is 13 or 14.

Midgar: I found the COOLEST new singer.
Midgar: Utada Hikaru, the song is 'can you keep it secret'
Midgar: she's like, enrique eglasias only japanese. ^^
Midgar: she sings reaaaally pretty
Tenshi: coolies
Midgar: Xelloss and Nuriko have fallen in love with this song. ~_~;;
Midgar: the guy lisa likes did his project on japanese pop music and he had that video in his presentation and I was like... man, that is such a cool song. *_*
Tenshi: who is nanase aikawa? why does that sound so familiar?
Midgar: i do not know. ~_~;;
Tenshi: is midnight blue from an anime?
Midgar: Im going to start assuming your questions are rhetorical! >.< I dunno!
Tenshi: LMAO
Tenshi: oh... hehe... forgot about them. *drags out a very very ravished Vash and Sanosuke* Oops... *coughs and takes the collar off Vash and the handcuffs of Sano* There, good as new ^_^
Midgar: Oh yeah! *unties Ryo and Carrot, who are both flushed and drunkenly sleepy*
Tenshi: *continues to hold and nuzzle her borrowed bishounen* They're soo sexy.
Midgar: lol
Sanosuke: Kenshin... ;_;
Kenshin: *glances up from cooking and blinks*
Midgar: I wanted to finish the battousai thingy! ^_^
Sanosuke: ~_~;;
Tenshi: i got my poster yesterday. Rrrrowl. *bites along the inside of Sano's thigh*
Sanosuke: Why me? -.-
Tenshi: Cuz you're HOT, baby.
Kenshin: *nods and smiles* ^_^x
Sanosuke: *squirms free and glomps Kenshin and shoves his hands down his pants*
Tenshi: Damn squirrelly bishies. *nibbles up the outside of Vash's thigh* GAWD i love his legs.
Kenshin: *squeak* Oro??
Sanosuke: *gropefondle* Mmm...
Kenshin: *blush, squirm, sultry-eyed smile* Mmm?
Sanosuke: *nods, smoky eyed* Mmm hmmm.
Kenshin: *laughs softly*
Sanosuke: *licks his neck*
Battousai: *banging Rokou's brains out*
Ryo: *topples over and falls asleep*
Rokou: *screaming and clawing the furniture*
Carrot: @_@ Daaaaaaamn....
Tenshi: *licking and biting Vash's thighs*
Midgar: *nuzzles Carrot's thigh and winks at Tira and Milphey* Curly haired people are sex fiends.
Milphey: ^.^ *gropes Tira*
Tira: ^.^ *gropes Milphey*
Milphey: *pounce*
Tira: *squeal, giggle*
Kenshin: *starting to slip out of his clothes* Hmmm?
Sanosuke: *rubbing on him* Mmm hmm!
Tenshi: *rubs Vash's groin*
Vash: *Purr*
Tenshi: *nibbles at his thigh*
Kenshin: *laugs again, then drags Sano down ontop of him*
Sanosuke: *grins and kisses him hungrily*
Xelloss: *grinning happily and stealing the dance floor from Silence*
Silence: *scowling*
Fisheye: *presses gently against Silence's back, careful of his wings, and wiggles his hips against his backside* Smile, pretty.
Zoisite: *wearing new pants just like Mid's and the IAC t-shirt*
Midgar: Copycat! >.<
Kenshin: *returns the kiss and writhes around, pressing up against him*
Tenshi: O.o eh?
Silence: *moans and droops slightly, blushing, biting his lower lip and closing his eyes*
Midgar: I bought a fifty dollar pair of pants today at hot topic. ^_^;;
Midgar: they lace up on the flares and on my tummy and they're really tight (supposed to be)
Midgar: I need to buy shoes and a shirt to go with them but they were so cute and hot topic so seldom carries my size that I just couldn't say no.
Midgar: I need to get new shoes cause they're a little long and I don't own any platforms of any kind but i think I'll try and find those peacock blue sketchers with the two inch soles.
Tenshi: *b......link*
Midgar: *giggles and blushes* Whaaat?
Tenshi: they sound sexy. O.o
Midgar: #^_^# They are. Thats kinda why I bought them.
Midgar: Dammit, I have a random idea to bounce off you now, since theyre both jumping around since I bought my new pants.
Tenshi: um... ok. *blink*
Midgar: Zoi wants to try checking a club for energy and Silence wants to get back to the ice cream parlour.
Tenshi: o.O i thought you wanted to play sano and kenshin..
Midgar: I do. ~_~ Damn noisy bishounen.
Silence: *humping Fishy's leg*
Zoisite: *dancing with Xelloss*
Midgar: I always forget he's that tall. o.o
Xelloss: *six feet even and spinning Zoi around*
Karon: *......gnawing on Zadei*
Zadei: *swatting at Karon* No....
Knives: Ototo... *whine*
Tenshi: ~_~;; big baby.
Vash: *blink*
Karon: *grope* Yes.
Knives: *gazing at Vash with big shiny blue eyes, beseechingly*
Zadei: *squirm, growl* No...
Vash: *plops down in the floor and pats his thigh* C'mere.
Karon: *bite, grope* Yes.
Knives: *crawls over to Vash and climbs into his lap*
Zadei: *attempts to grab Karon and pin him to the floor underneath the weight of his own body.*
Vash: *rolls his eyes and chuckles* I meant lay your head on my lap and I'd pet you.
Knives: *wraps his arms around him and rests his head on Vash's shoulder* I like this better.
Karon: *winds up on top of him and nuzzles his neck, grinning* Good to see you're in such a cooperative mood.
Ryo: *half asleep and staring at Vash and Knives* legs... *_*
Zadei: *growls and attempts to pin him again* No!
Vash: *pets his back* I can see that.
Karon: *rolls on top of him again and grinds down against him authoritively* Yes.
Kenshin: *moans, and then suddenly slaps at Sanosuke's shoulders and squirms away from him* It's burning, it is!!! *dives toward the food he'd been cooking*
Zadei: *growl, glare* No.
Knives: *nuzzles Vash's shoulder* I missed you. *shoots a dark glare at Ten*
Sanosuke: *chuckles softly*
Vash: *kisses his cheek and smiles softly*
Karon: *sultry smile, grind* Oh, yes, Zadei. Yes.
Knives: *clings and kisses Vash's shoulder*
Vash: *snugglepet*
Xelloss: *spinning Zoi around and smirking sultrily in the strobe light*
Zadei: *squirm, snarl, swat*
Kunzite: *watching from some dark corner, sipping tea, his eyes glinting softly*
Zoisite: *using his spanish dancing styles flawlessly*
Xelloss: You're good at this, Zoi-san.
Zoisite: I'm out of practice.
Xelloss: *shakes his head* So am I. You're doing much better than I am.
Kenshin: *still naked, sing-songs* Shuu!
Shuu: *appears in his dark green underwear, decorated with the occasional tiny sakura, and leers slightly* Which one is breakfast? ^_^
Kenshin: *blinks and blushes* ^_^x I doubt Sanosuke would appreciate you having me, that is. So... *points at the food*
Shuu: *laughs softly* Okay. ^^
Tenshi: note that he didn't say he wasn't interested. 9.9
Midgar: lol
Kenshin: *sticks his tongue out at Ten-chan, flicks it rather lewdly at Shuu, then crawls back toward Sanosuke, crooning his name sultrily and offering Shuu a rather spectacular view of his backside*
Shuu: *tilts his head to the side and gapes appreciatively*
Tenshi: i think Kenshin can appreciate a guy with a sword fetish.
Sanosuke: *purrs and pounces him, rolling on top of him and kissing him deeply*
Kenshin: *laughs a little into Sano's kiss, winding his arms around him and arching up against him*
Shuu: I don't have a sword fetish! >.<
Tenshi: hehehehe... yes you do
Shuu: *muttering softly and blushing* Just the one.
Tenshi: Just the one? *arching a brow* Which one would that be, darling?
Shuu: *munches in the attempt to get his mouth full so he can't talk*
Midgar: I wonder what Seiji would look like in a thong.
Shuu: *chokes*
Seiji: *lounging on the couch, slightly propped up against the arm and back of it, naked, the hilt of Korin Ken in his hand, the tip of it on the floor, the blade angled just so to hide his groin*
Shuu: *choking to death*
Tenshi: Oh.. he has some. He doesn't wear them often, but he has some. Black and green and metallic green. *snicker* with snakeskin patterns. *pats Shuu's back*
Shuu: *coughing, flushed darkly*
Gabriel: *darts over to helpfully administer the heimlich maneuver... somehow managing to get Shuu's shorts down so he can grind naked against his backside while he's at it.*
Shuu: *blushes the same shade of red he was while choking and swats at Gabriel's hands* Dammit! I'm okay now... Oooh... Jeez... Opportunist bastard... *incoherent moan*
Midgar: Shuu is suuuch a slutpuppy.
Gabriel: *licks at the side of Shuu's neck, chuckling, thrusting his hard sex against him teasingly* Do you even know who I am?
Tenshi: dammit, Gabriel has his own very gorgeous bishounen and he still wont' keep his hands to... um.. the two of them.
Shuu: *whining slightly* Dammit... You're not one of ours and you're not Vashu-san, so no, I don't have the least clue who you are, other than an opportunist.
Vash: *whistles innocently*
Gabriel: *chuckles softly, biting Shuu's shoulder and pushing into him at the same moment*
Knives: *glares jealously at Shuu, then licks Vash's neck* Want to play?
Shuu: *hisses and shudders and grabs the counter for balance*
Vash: *blink, snuggle* Mmm... Not yet. I'm sleepy at the moment, I just wanna hug on you a while longer.
Knives: *pouts*
Gabriel: *chuckles against Shuu's dark skin, caressing his stomach with hands equally as brown, slender and sharp-nailed, letting Shuu's blood flow into his mouth slowly as he begins to steadily rock into him*
Shuu: *pants and whines softly, dark blue eyes falling half closed*
Tenshi: i have a sudden urge to draw Knives pouting, for those who just can't picture it.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: i think he'd look cute and grumpy.
Midgar: yeah... knives is really pretty cute. ^^
Tenshi: when he's not being eerie or frightening. which is most of the time.
Tenshi: and actually sometimes when he's being frightening, he's pretty sexy.
Midgar: okay, im going to make this comment now because i was doing research for my sanosuke profile and i found out some things i didnt realise before.
Tenshi: hm?
Midgar: If this Sano *points to chat* is 13, Sagara's dead by now.
Tenshi: *baps you* well, dammit.
Midgar: ~_~;; its okay, i already worked out things in my head.
Tenshi: no problem.
Tenshi: lol damn, what is it with Kenshin getting all fascinated with Sanosuke?
Midgar: its fate. ^_^
Tenshi: cuz you know he is when he's older.
Tenshi: lol even when they first meet, i think. Kenshin's all like... "hmmm..." *staring*
Sanosuke: *happily screwing Kenshin* S'cause Im just so damn sexy, aint it, Kenshin?
Kenshin: *scratching and moaning* HAI ((de gozaru))!
Sanosuke: *laughs and screws him harder*
Kenshin: *crying out and wailing, since he doesn't have to worry about waking up anyone here*
Milphey: *sneaks over to Yahiko and crawls into his blankets to molest him*
Carrot: *shrugs and tackles Nuriko*
Tira: *hops onto Nuriko too, giggling*
Nuriko: *naked and snuggled up to Marron, squeaks*
Carrot: *gropes Marron*
Marron: *sleepily* Mmm... *gropes back*
Nuriko: *sweatdrops*
Tira: *rubbing herself all over his legs*
Carrot: *hentai giggle, gropegropegrope*
Nuriko: *sighs and oulls her up to pet her*
Marron: *sigh, throaty sound, gropegropepeekgrope... SQUEAK* NIISAN!!! O.O
Nuriko: *petting Tira* Want me to shove him in the floor for you, Marron-sama?
Marron: *blushing vividly* Um... no.....
Carrot: *gropes at Marron's chest*
Marron: *gets weak-kneed*
Nuriko: *shakes his head and gropes Tira's breasts*
Milphey: *groping and fondling and nuzzling Yahiko*
Tira: *writhes and purrs and grinds against him and whimpers* Ooh, Nuriko-san...
Yahiko: *humping Milphey's leg, watching Sano and Kenshin out of the corner of his eye*
Carrot: *giggle* I wonder if I could actually have sex with him this way! *sucks on Marron's pierced nipple*
Marron: *arches upward, moaning*
Nuriko: *squeaks* Tira-chan! Im naked under here you know. *slaps her wriggling bottom*
Tira: *growls* That's the point. *slaps his hip in return, harder and with more authority*
Nuriko: *pinches her nipple* Stop emasculating people and you might have more luck getting sex.
Madara: *curled protectively around Aladriel, sleeping*
Tira: *squeals softly, and then shivers, biting her lip* But.... but I like it.
Tenshi: How old is Kenshin at this point? 17?
Aladriel: *whistling softly in his sleep*
Midgar: he'd have to be twenty if sano's thirteen. math, ten? o.o
Tenshi: eh? *squint*
Midgar: kenshin is seven years older than sano. i think. lets see... um... twenty-six and nineteen.... yeah. o.o
Tenshi: he ditched the hitokiri business when he was 18 I thought??? >.< WELL FUCKIT. I DONT CARE ANYMORE, THEY'RE GONNA SCREW AND THAT'S THAT.
Midgar: LAMO
Midgar: um... yeah. LMAO, too.
Midgar: lol
Tenshi: *dies laughing* you always do that.
Midgar: lately. ~_~;;
Tenshi: am i still makin your fingers stupid? *leer*
Midgar: yesh. ^_^ Im still gloating over my pants making you go all O.o
Tenshi: you taking them to the con? *double-leer*
Midgar: *coy smile* Maybe.
Tenshi: *makes chibi-hide leer at you, too*
Chibi-Hide: ......*looks grumpy*
Tenshi: i want some little wings for him.
Midgar: lol. i'm seriously considering buying blue butterfly wings but i dont wanna copy you. o.o
Tenshi: aww.
Midgar: my mom took home all my posters...my room is so naked... ;_;
Tenshi: aww! lol. *lets you borrow her sexy sano poster*
Midgar: my utada hikaru collection is growing by leaps and bounds! ^^ *has 5 songs now*
Tenshi: LOL.
Tenshi: heheh... i've seen these bags before but i don't think i ever realized what they were made out of...
Tenshi: just cuz i didn't think about it i guess...
Tenshi: http://www.gatormall.com/kangaroo.pouch.jpg
Midgar: ~_~;; i just realized I had 2 of the same song.
Midgar: ah well. the first one was incomplete anyway.
Midgar: and Can You Keep a Secret is still my favorite.
Tenshi: *pokes you* Are you happy with Kenshin's seme-ness?
Midgar: yes. ^^
Tenshi: i just can't get him to do it when he's older. he likes letting Sano be in control.
Midgar: that bag is kinda nifty.
Tenshi: lol it's a kangaroo scrotum ^^
Midgar: O.O
Tenshi: LMAO!!!
Midgar: thats is SO FUCKED UP
Tenshi: *dies laughing*
Midgar: your kangaroo balls froze up my IE! >.<
Tenshi: LMAO!!! sorry >.<
Midgar: lol its ok.
Knives: .... *head buried between Vash's thighs*

Vash: *moaning*
Tenshi: *snickers at Vash* Thought he was tired.
Kenshin: *nuzzling Sano and sighing contentedly*
Sanosuke: *pet*
Silence: *tangled up in Fishy*
Fisheye: *tangled up in Silence, happily dozing*
Midgar: sano doesn't care if he's uke or seme, he just likes sex.
Sanosuke: #-_-# *feigns a snore*
Tenshi: Kenshin prefers to be uke with Sano. He also gets all sweet and soft and gentle and girly.
Midgar: sano gets damn enthusiastic with kenshin.
Tenshi: LOL. i think Sano would get off on watching Kenshin wash dishes. O.o
Midgar: LMAO
Tenshi: whoo! you got it right that time!
Midgar: :p
Tenshi: use it or lose it, baby.
Midgar: i meant to type LAMO. it was a lame joke.
Tenshi: lord. you meant to do it wrong and you did it right. lysdexic.
Tenshi: who's okui masami?
Midgar: i dont know.
Tenshi: well damn, you're helpful. >.<
Midgar: BITE ME
Tenshi: name the place, babe. *leer*
Tenshi: is that who does carrot's voice? who's Kasumi Matsumura?
Tenshi: Chocolate?
Midgar: ~_~
Tenshi: WHAT?
Midgar: I DONT KNOW
Midgar: >.<
Tenshi: hmm i think that guy.... don't tell me he does someone in slayers, too...
Tenshi: O.O >.<
Tenshi: DOES EVERYBODY DO POKEMON????
Midgar: X.X
Tenshi: ~_~;; sano's seiyuu does voices on pokemon.
Tenshi: hey, same seiyuu who does Yukito does Shinji on eva.... OMG AND HARUKA! O.o AND Kurama. o.O
Midgar: there's a t-shirt at Torrid that says "Too Much Girl For You"
Midgar: ^_^
Tenshi: ok. wait. now that's just fucking WEIRD.
Midgar: o.o
Tenshi: *cough* Eriol's seiyuu....
Tenshi: ...does...
Tenshi: CLEF'S VOICE.
Tenshi: o.o
Eriol: *giggles* I knew I liked him for a reason. *kisses Clef passionately*
Clef: *squeak*
Tenshi: he also does SHIN!
Midgar: Narcissistic freak. ~_~;;
Midgar: OMG I FOUND A SHIRT!
Tenshi: what? *blink*

Midgar: "I like pierced guys. They understand pain and know how to buy jewelry."
Midgar: :D
Tenshi: COOL!!! *blinkblink* My god. say it ain't so.
Midgar: ?
Tenshi: heheheheh. Seiji's seiyuu... does...
Tenshi: Leonardo... of the Mutant Turtles.
Midgar: *cackles*
Seiji: I don't want to talk about it. *trying on various thongs infront of a mirror*
Tenshi: Evidentally, he's also scattered throughout Gundam Wing.
Shuu: *half passed out on the kitchen floor* I knew he was my favorite for a reason.
Tenshi: Damn, Seiji, your ass is white. o.O
Shuu: *crawls over to peek at him*
Seiji: All of me is white. *squints at the mirror* Red just isn't my color.
Tenshi: hey... you watch Urusei Yatsura?
Shuu: *offers him a green one helpfully*
Midgar: Nope.
Tenshi: oh.. thought you did. you watch Mahou Tsukai Tai?
Midgar: Nope. ^_^;;
Tenshi: LOL ookay then. I KNOW you watch Haunted Junction.
Midgar: Yes. ^_^ I own all of it on DVD.
Tenshi: Shuu's voice actor does Takeda Ichiro.
Tenshi: and he's cute too. o.O
Midgar: He's only in one episode! >.<
Tenshi: OH MY GOD!!!
Tenshi: *nearly falls out of her chair*
Tenshi: SH'TEN'S SEIYUU DOES GATEAU O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
((you would be able to understand Tenshi's shock at this if you knew Tenshi's obsession with Shoutendouji, from Yoroiden Samurai Troopers. When he was Anubis, on the American version Ronin Warriors, he was her very first bishounen love.))
Midgar: -.-;;
Marron: *eyes Gateau*
Nuriko: *snuggling him again*
Tenshi: and I already told you that Ryo's seiyuu does Trunks and Parn and... ooh, Saionji.
Tenshi: woah, Rajura does Akio!
Tenshi: you're kidding... Anubisu does Gourry.
Tenshi: AND Kujaku
Midgar: *glares at things*
Tenshi: what?
Midgar: i need shoes and a shirt to wear with my new pants and I cant find anything i like! >.<
Tenshi: you're wearing them today?
Midgar: no, im browsing at torrid.
Tenshi: ooh i see. hey, carrot's voice actor does kazuo in haunted junction.
Midgar: im wearing boxershorts today. ^_^
Tenshi: rowr?
Midgar: KAZUMI! I KNEW IT! I KEW IT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD HIM I WAS LIKE, OMIGOD LISA CARROT IS KAZUMI!
Midgar: i practically sd'ed and fell off the chair.
Tenshi: LOL
Tenshi: oh gawd, no WONDER miaka is so annoying!!! her voice actor also does FUXXIN CHIBIUSA
Midgar: You didn't know that? I knew that. Thats why they do the SM reference in like episode four.
Tenshi: i didn't know that. i wondered what was up with that, though. makes sense now.
Tenshi: ooh, hottie-hori is zechs is touga is... people i havne't seen in kenshin yet.
Midgar: well, that and cause Taketchi and Watase are asshole buddies.
Midgar: Watase spoofs Taketchi all the time.
Midgar: uuuuuuuuuu my u key is sticky today
Tenshi: *squint* ugh i'm getting reeeally tired
Midgar: i forgot you hadnt slept yet. ~_~;;
Tenshi: i did, but for like three hours.
Tenshi: sano's seiyuu does suboshi and amiboshi
Tenshi: oops sorry. two hours. bleh.
Tenshi: woman, i need to sleep. or else damn mirandah will take over the bedroom and i wont' be able to.
Midgar: *kiss* ok go bed. ^^
Tenshi: *snuggle* luv ya sweetie
Midgar: i was gonna whine that i don't have anything to do since my mom took my tv but i still have Septerra Core on minerva. ^_^
Tenshi: good

Tenshi: and if you get bored with that, write somethin
Midgar: or study. ¬¬
Tenshi: oh yeah, that too.
Midgar: sleep good darlin
Tenshi: i'll see you later, sugarpie.