Sorcerer Hunters Phone Calls

Midgar: Don't let Ten's attitude fool you, she's just as much of a crackhead as the rest of us. These were actually her idea.

SORCERER HUNTERS: Phone Calls

"Glace house."
"Hi hi!"
"Hey, Milphey! Long time no see, how are ya?"
"Spiffy! I found your kids again."
"Terrific! How's my baby?"

Take One:
"Marron's fine. He finally started coming out of the closet... I'm so proud!"
"Its about damned time! I mean, really. I wonder what took him so long, unless it was his dunderheaded big brother's nagging."
"Tee hee hee! Actually, Onion, that's what I called to talk to you about."
"Oh?"
"I fucked your son. I hope you don't mind." ^_^;;
"...But Carrot's not even gay!" >.<;;

Take Two:
"Well, actually, he's doing great. He's in love."
"Aww! That's wonderful!"
"...With a transvestite."
"At least he's happy, ne?" ^_^ .oO(My baby boy can do no wrong.)
"...hee hee hee!"

Take Three:
"I'm kinda worried about him, actually."
"Oh? What's his stupid brother gotten him into now?" >.<
"No, no, no, nothing like that. He's finally decided to admit that he's gay-"
"He's WHAT?!"
"-and Carrot took it rather badly at first-"
"My baby boy... my little baby boy..."
"-but since Carrot's starting to think he might be bisexual himself-"
"Oh GOD!" O.o;;
"-he's adjusting to the idea."
"*sigh*"
"You okay, there, pal?"
"Yeah, I guess... So Marron's gay, huh?"
"Yup. He's got a cute little boyfriend and everything."
"Well, I guess that's not so bad... I mean, if he's happy, I'm happy, I guess... Waitaminute. Carrot thinks he's what?!"
"Carrot thinks he's bisexual."
"How the hell did that come up?" *amused*
"Just happened to come to light recently..."
*muffles the phone* "Lower, honey... Mmm... Atta boy..."
"MILPHEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHILD!" >.<
"I'm not using my hands." ^_^;;
"GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"
"Hee hee hee hee ooooh..."
"MILPHEY!" O.O
"Um... I'll talk to you later, Onion, Carrot-kun wants me to play with him some more. Toodles!"
*click*
"...My whole life is filled with lunatics..." -.-;;