Sh'ten's a Little Narcissistic, No Da

OKAY, SO, A FLASHBACK IN TIME TO WHEN THIS SITE WAS ACTIVE. EH HEH. SAMURAI TROOPERS LEWDNESS AND SILLYNESS. SH'TEN IS LONELY- WE REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO THAT MA'SHO SEX PARTY OF A FEW MONTHS AGO... SIGH.

Shuu: Sex. I want sex. I'm thinking of staging a protest. It's like you have to be a vampire or an evil villain or a member of the cast of LOTR to get laid around this joint nowadays.
Shin: that's disgusting.
PoK: i'm all glowly about my domain. i'm totally in love with it and it's only a splash page and some tcg collections ^^;;;
Midgar: lol
Shin: sex. cheal. we're talking Sex.
PoK: >_< sheesh. can't the fangirl have a minute to preen???
Midgar: lmao
Midgar: it is loverly, darling
PoK: thanks *sparkle*
Shin: ahem.
PoK: OK! I'm done!
PoK: gods.
Shuu: Not that I would turn down sex with an evil villain, mind you. Provided it was one of the Ma'sho, but they don't stay around here much. Except Sh'ten, and he doesn't want to have sex with me anyway.
PoK: I just spent the last four hours playing Kingdom Hearts, kids. I need some time to adjust. My EYES for one thing. >_<
Shin: Why would anyone not want to have sex with YOU?? O_o
Sh'ten: *drapes himself over Shin and rubs on him in a feline fashion* He's so easily uke. I like a challenge.
Shin: >_< oh god on a raft.
Shuu: 9_9
Sh'ten: *nuzzles the back of his neck*
Shin: >_< Stop that.
Shuu: He's all worked up because Midgy and Talia watched dvds 4 and 5 yesterday and he got so much gratuitous bishy hair time that he's in love with himself again. He's been preening all day.
PoK: I still haven't watched 2! but i think that's cause i know i can't afford any of the rest. lol
Sh'ten: *rubbing on Shin molesterously* You sound so sexy when you snarl challenges at Naaza-
Shuu: 9_9
Shin: <_< I have a sexy snarl? *blink*
Sh'ten: *purr* Mmm hmm!
Shin: *blink blink* Shuu... do you think my snarl's sexy?
Shuu: Don't let him blind you with his shiny red hair and lying green eyes. He just wants to peel your pajamas off and lick you.
Sh'ten: *nuzzle, nuzzle, pet, nibble*
Shin: >_> but. He thinks my snarls sexy... >_>
Shuu: >.<
Sh'ten: *rubbing Shin's tummy laciviously*
Shin: O_O hey! wait a minute! stop that!
Sh'ten: *nibbling his ear* Stop what?
Shin: *swat swat swat* That! All that!!
Shuu: He's like a tentacle monster. His hands are everywhere.
Sh'ten: ^.^ I try my best.
Shin: *swat swat* well they NEED to be Elsewhere.
Sh'ten: *groping* Here? Or here? Maybe here? Mmm- How about here?
Shin: *pushes him AWAY* Get. Off. Of. Me. Gr.
Sh'ten: *unleashes a full force puppy pout*
Shuu: ~_~ Oh, Gawd, there he goes again.
Shin: What is THAT?!!!!
Shin: O_O
Shuu: His -real- ultimate attack.
Sh'ten: *watery eyed lip quiver*
Shin: O_O *starts to back away... slowly*