Vash Vs. Milly

ANOTHER SEX WARNING. UM. THIS ONE ISN'T AS GRAPHIC AS THE OTHER ONE BUT THERE IS SOME HEAVY PETTING (XELLOSS/VALGAAV, WOLFWOOD/VASH, AND SEPHIROTH/DIMANDO)... ITS NOT EVEN REALISTICALLY DONE, JUST SILLY. S'FUNNY THOUGH, IF ONLY FOR VASH VS. MILLY. -MID

POK: *sings* Love Shack, baby, Love Shack!
Midgar: ~_~;; Hello, spaz.
POK: look what the cat dragged in ne? ^_^
Midgar: hai hai!
Vash: *supermegaglomp*
POK: hehe

BISHOUJO DIARIES: Friday, February 23, 2001
Oh come on, ma'am, this is fun! ^_^ And it's okay if Mr. Vash gets some time to himself, after all, it's not like we control him or anything. And besides you should be having fun with this, with how much you like typing and all. Isn't that right, Ma'am? Well I'm having a lot of fun, especially with all these new people to meet! Like I was talking to Sango and Mauri about priests and their funny habits. Like how Mr. Wolfwood shaves his legs but not his face..
-Milly Thompson

Wolfwood: which one of us is he glomping? *snicker, blink, blush* I do not! *reaches down and scratches at a razor knick on his knee*
Vash: *gropefondle* You, stupid.
Milly: *giggle* whatever you say Mr. Wolfwood ^^ *forgets the topic*
Vash: *blushes* Milly! ^_^;; How nice to see you.
Milly: Hiya Mr. Vash the Stampede ^^
Wolfwood: *cough and secret hidden grope*
Vash: They've molested me. ;_;
Midgar: We have not.
Vash: Ten has. ^.^. And Ryo-kun. And... um... Well, yeah, just them. ^_^
Wolfwood: *blink* well, looks like i'll have to come around more often to fend 'em off ^^
Vash: My hero. *grope*
Wolfwood: *laughs* you sound like a Damsel in distress *counter-grope*
Vash: Mmm... I'm not wearing a dress. I'm not wearing anything under this coat. *leer*
Wolfwood: *enthusiastic grope* issat right?
Milly: Wow Mr. Vash the Stampede, that's really smart with this heat
Vash: I forgot you were here. ~_~;; Um... Look, Milly, a butterfly! *points*
Milly: Oh Mr. Vash the Stampede you're so funny, there aren't any butterflies inside. that's silly ^^
POK: good lord.. that was almost smart.. but.. not.
Vash: Foiled again. ~_~;;
Wolfwood: hey Milly.. i think i left a bottle of JD in my hotel room. *throws her the key* go at it
Milly: yay! *catches the keys and heads off merrily to Wolfy's room*
Wolfwood: it'll take her days to find the right hotel.. and then the right room... and then the bottle of JD under the bed.
Vash: *pouncetumblepingrind* You're so devious.
Wolfwood: *countergropeflipcounterpinleerleergringrind* part of the trade ya know. ^_~
Vash: *licking his chest through his open collar* I missed you sooo much!
POK: i thought Wolfy was going to wear out my Trigun tape... -_-
Midgar: lol
Wolfwood: *unfastening the jacket as fast as his long skinny fingers will allow him* I miss you when i'm only ten feet away.
Vash: *blushes and gropes him*
Wolfwood: you're cute when you blush *smirksparkle*
Dimando: *clears his throat*
Sephiroth: *furgle*
Vash: *shivers* Mmm...
POK: what the hell is furgle?
Midgar: its the noise a tentacle makes when you do unspeakable things with it. didnt you see that post on the mb?
POK: geezus you two! *twaps wolfy* i've only been back five minutes! cool it!
Wolfwood: but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
POK: lol haven't been there yet since i got home
Vash: *naked and batting his eyelashes* We gotta get finished before Milly comes back.
POK: Vash... batting... can't... resist........... *starts backing away*
Vash: *smirk, grope, pet, nibble, lick, wriggle*
Wolfwood: *gropegropesexsexsexsex*
POK: damn boy. slow down there. you got time
Wolfwood: *slowsexslowsexslowsex*
Vash: *loud, low moaning*
POK: *oogles and purrs*
Dimando: *moangropegrope*
POK: *double oogles*
Wolfwood: *sexsexsexsparklesparklesexsexsex*
POK: lord. sex should never have become an emote.
Midgar: lol
Vash: *whimpermoanshimmerkisswhisperpetgropesparkle*
Sephiroth: *furgledirtytalksmirkfurgle*
Dimando: *moanmoanmoanmoangropegropegropegropemoan*
POK: my boys are so creative *coughs*
Wolfwood: *sexsentimentsex twapofc sexsentimentsex*
Vash: *sparkleshimmermoanwhinepurrgropepetkissmoanpetsnugglemoan*
Wolfwood: *ditto*
Sephiroth: *smirking and furgling di senseless*
POK: oh lord... that was sad Big W
Midgar: lol
Dimando: *senseless moanage*
Vash: You aint exaggerating on the big part. *gigglemoan*
Midgar: ~_~;;
Wolfwood: *purr and egostroked more enthused sex*
Vash: *sparklemoanshimmer*
POK: *puts on a cheerleader outward* In and Out! Up and Down! Work it Work it Work it Work it Work it!!
Midgar: o.o;;
POK: *tosses Mid-chan a pom-pom*
Midgar: um... no, i have not yet progressed to the cheerleading sex phase of life.
POK: *cheers* go Wolfy go Wolfy Rah Rah Rah! Sephiroth Sephiroth Siss Boom Bah!
Sephiroth: *...furgle*
POK: *snicker* sorry, i get bored with just sex, i have to liven it up. *shakes her pom-pom*
Dimando: *senselessness*
Wolfwood: *sexsexsexsomethingmoreoriginalthrowninforthehellofitsexsexsex*
Vash: *screaming orgasm?*
Wolfwood: *ditto. ditto a lot?.. but with less screaming and more orgasming?*
POK: *snicker*
Midgar: lol
Xelloss: *humping Val's brains out in a corner*
Valgaav: *looks at what cheal just posted on refuge and shacks his head* too much crack cheal. too much crack*
Xelloss: 9_9
POK: oh that's freaky... we were typing along the same storyline...
Valgaav: sorry. distracted. *sexsexflaysex*
POK: i'm going to draw that *snickers* i Really am
Midgar: lol. ^_^
POK: m' back...
Midgar: wb
Vash: *snuggling*
POK: tx -_-;
Xelloss: *wildsadomasochisticsex*
Wolfwood: *snuggleglow*
Valgaav: *sexpurrpurrpurrflayflayhurthurtpurrpurrsex*
Midgar: Dude, Seiji and Shuu are talking. its like, apocalyptic.
POK: wow lol... i'm reading through my old diary... from OD... i'm bringing it over to Diaryland. like to archive it... OD deleted it after i downloaded it
Midgar: oi. did you see what ten added to bishophrenia?
POK: yeah, it's weird reading it all. seeing how somethings change and others never do... no, i'll go look now ^_^ btw i love that place... and dark-side is NOT my sex diary! *twap*
Midgar: ^_^ i came up with the name and the idea, ten did the html.
POK: it doesnt' come up cause it's on geocities
Midgar: DAMMIT! its a vash&wolfwood chibi.
POK: but i have one of those
Midgar: came up fine on mine.
POK: i just didn't put it up, i was saving it for di's site. tht's cause you had seen it... it was in your cache
Midgar: yeah. hmm.
POK: bleeeeeeeeeeh! talk to cheal! make cheal smile! lol
Midgar: Sorry. ^_^ Shuu is telling Seiji about his hobby. its really, really complicated... a lot more difficult than he's making it sound.
POK: lol and that is?
Midgar: woodpress art.
POK: oooooooh
Midgar: he's doing a series of samurai for the wall in his and shin's room. he's finished shin and touma and ryo, he's working on Seiji and he just bought some orange ink so he could do himself last.
POK: tweaky ^_^
Midgar: ugh, damn netbastard
POK: grr
Vash: *sleeping, one arm around Wolfy, the other around his monkey*
Wolfwood: *snore*
Midgar: Kawaii...
Xelloss: *snuggling Val and purring*
Sephiroth: *cuddling Di*
Valgaav: *purr*
Dimando: *half dead purrage*
Seimore: *wrapped tightly, possessively, obsessively tightly around Aisten, scowling at everyone*
Aisten: *pet adore pet adore*
Midgar: He hates everyone now. He's mad at everyone but Ai.
POK: damnit. *cusses at paintshop* awwww poor darling
Aisten: hate is not becoming love *petpets*
Seimore: You don't understand. There's a conspiracy. I'm going to be a virgin forever, goddamnit.
Midgar: ~_~;;
Aisten: *kisses him on the forhead* i won't let that happen dearest i promise
Seimore: *blushes deeply and snuggles tighter against him*
Aisten: *smiles and runs his fingers down over Seimore's hair affectionately*
Midgar: Gag. they are so cute.
POK: ^_^ isn't it kawaii ^_^
Midgar: vomitously so.
POK: hehehe you like it.
Midgar: yeah
POK: lol ;p
Midgar: eriol's having sex with clef while his familiars fight in the background... lol
POK: desert rose, i so can't hear it without thinking of duo and quatre. i even thought of them when they played it in the club last weekend! lol... oooooook

Elsewhere...
Eriol: *wrapped languidly around Clef* Naku-chan?
Nakuru: Hai hai? ^^
Eriol: He might stop slapping you if you stopped grabbing at his belt every time you offer him a kiss.
Clef: *nuzzling Eriol's throat*
Nakuru: But I was gonna kiss his-
Yue: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!
Kero: *snickering*
Hoshi: *slinks closer to Yue*
Suppi: Nakuru, you want to go to the candy store with me? they scream less when you go in.
Nakuru: Sugar! Wai! *bounces off*
Yue: *makes disgusted noises and straightens his clothes*
Kero: One of these days you oughtta just belt him one.

Back here...
POK: lol wait a minute.. isn't this the Police.. O_o Sting back to back.. too.. much... going to.. overload..
Midgar: o.o
POK: lol
Midgar: hey, you listen to the same kind of music as me most of the time. what was the name of that guy who used to sing for soundgarden and he had that single out "change the world' or 'cant change me' or something and he was on fire in the video...?
POK: Chris Cornell. took me a moment to think of that
Midgar: THANK YOU! that has been bugging me ALL DAMN DAY!
POK: LOL! glad i could help ^_^
Midgar: i wanted to get it on napster but ten didnt even know what i was talking about.
POK: lol. i do ^_^ Cheal-chan Space Crackhead GENIUS
Midgar: Thank you! ^^ I feel less insane now.
POK: great ^_^ lol
Midgar: aaaargh napster is making my IE slow
POK: aww *pets* don't you hate that?
Midgar: yes!
POK: hehe *kicks it*